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Burt Sexual posted:I bet op isn’t even vaccinated One day I'll tell you all the story of my weirdly obfuscated immunization records that almost made it so I couldn't go to uni.
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Feb 20, 2019 01:39
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Literally A Person posted:One day I'll tell you all the story of my weirdly obfuscated immunization records that almost made it so I couldn't go to uni. Nah tell us now.
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Feb 20, 2019 01:48
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I bring you a gift of bacterial cultures and this is how you repay me, hooman!?
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Burt Sexual posted:Nah tell us now. Okay, fine. I had to forge immunization documents because my sole parent decided at some point during my life that I wouldn't need any documents verifying the fact that I've had MMR inoculations. Somehow my university never realized that it was basically my own signature on the form that was "really badly copied" on purpose to make some of it illegible. Here's to good ol' fashioned bureaucracy.
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Feb 20, 2019 01:54
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Literally A Person posted:Okay, fine. Nice medical system with no record keeping? 
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Feb 20, 2019 01:58
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Burt Sexual posted:Nice medical system with no record keeping? Would have been no problem but these documents were lost long before integrated computerized medical record systems. Also, I had moved across the country and my pediatrician died. I was desperate. I fell back on forgery and fraud.
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Feb 20, 2019 02:01
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Literally A Person posted:Would have been no problem but these documents were lost long before integrated computerized medical record systems. Also, I had moved across the country and my pediatrician died. I was desperate. I fell back on forgery and fraud. this will work nicely yes. *underlines section of notes labeled forums extortion*
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Feb 20, 2019 02:05
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:this will work nicely yes. OH GOD. MY HARVARD DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Feb 20, 2019 02:10
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my kidneys itch a little, now that i think about it op which one of you low down gibberlings sold me a bum kidney
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Feb 20, 2019 02:24
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Checkin' in. Still alive but barely.
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Feb 20, 2019 22:46
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It was my brother he is patient zero and also gave me the flu  im with you op, being sick sucks.
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Feb 20, 2019 22:48
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Guess we'll have to try harder next time. Maybe bubonic plague?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Guess we'll have to try harder next time. Maybe bubonic plague? I wish I had the black plague, you can cure that with antibiotics
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A plague would be the sweetest thing as the only thing that makes me feel any better is other people's suffering. I'm...I'm not a good person.
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Feb 20, 2019 23:05
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Literally A Person posted:More vegetables? MORE VEGETABLES!? MOOOOORRRRREEEEEEE VEGETABLES!!!??!!!!1!!???!! Here, have some romaine lettuce. It was fertilized with the best cow manure spray.
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Feb 21, 2019 08:03
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I've got herpes! 
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Sekenr posted:I've got herpes! 
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