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For centuries nobody cared about penis size and when they did, the general consensus was that smaller was more beautiful. It's only with the advent of pornographic photos and films that larger penises (which are more visible on camera) have been considered socially desirable. Don't get shafted by Big Penis tricking you into buying expensive ointments and pills. It's all just Hollywood propaganda. Be proud of your penis, whatever size it is.
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Feb 22, 2019 13:21
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there was some ancient greek play where an evil character says that if the hero works with him he'll have a small dick and big butt but if he opposes him he will be cursed with a big dick and small butt so remember that tag yourself if you're also cursed
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Feb 22, 2019 13:24
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What if it curves and twists to the left a lot? Also, what role do the balls play?
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Feb 22, 2019 13:26
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vandalism posted:What if it curves and twists to the left a lot? Also, what role do the balls play? Pee is stored in the balls. Big balls means you can hold your pee for a long time.
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Feb 22, 2019 13:27
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As long as the person you're sharing your bed with doesn't care, why should you? No one shares my bed, so I'm in limbo here.
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Feb 22, 2019 13:35
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'maybe my small dick will look better with some historical context'
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Feb 22, 2019 13:40
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Saint Drogo posted:'maybe my small dick will look better with some historical context' goin the whole GW route
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Feb 22, 2019 13:50
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sorry ur wrong and have a small pecker op
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Feb 22, 2019 13:55
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Did somebody say big penis?
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Feb 22, 2019 14:00
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After conducting a thorough dialectical analysis of my dick I conclude that it's not small.
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Feb 22, 2019 14:03
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Pictured: me
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Feb 22, 2019 14:08
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a man's span doesnt matter when he has class for what lady of high society cuold resist a ride upon mine olive
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Feb 22, 2019 14:08
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What if your penis is just really, really average and unremarkable in basically every way 
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Feb 22, 2019 14:09
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I'm sorry if I've made your lives more miserable, I'll put it away now.
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Feb 22, 2019 14:10
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Your wrong OP. Do some research into hangings. During much of 16th and 17th century the ruling monarch would often grant pardons to those with penises considered unusually small as a sign of goodwill and mercy.
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Feb 22, 2019 14:15
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anybody can 'get hung' with my new patent pending penis hanger!
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Feb 22, 2019 14:16
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Manchild King posted:Your wrong OP. Do some research into hangings. During much of 16th and 17th century the ruling monarch would often grant pardons to those with penises considered unusually small as a sign of goodwill and mercy. Huh! I bet that's where we get our modern usage of the word "hung" (because men with larger penises were hanged while smaller dicked men walked free).
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Feb 22, 2019 14:18
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Mozi posted:anybody can 'get hung' with my new patent pending penis hanger! Applewhite posted:Huh! I bet that's where we get our modern usage of the word "hung" (because men with larger penises were hanged while smaller dicked men walked free). Manchild King fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Feb 22, 2019 |
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Feb 22, 2019 14:19
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Manchild King posted:It's a rusty coat hanger, but you've bent it into a $200 piece of medical equipment. patent pending! patent pending!
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Feb 22, 2019 14:45
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Manchild King posted:Correct. On Antiques Roadshow there was a lovely older gentleman who had bought in what are known as executioners calipers. They are similar to regular calipers but had markings at specific points to determine what was officially small, according to courts of the day. I wonder if I can get a set of those...
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Feb 22, 2019 15:52
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I’m proud of both my penises
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Feb 22, 2019 15:55
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I love my dead gay penis.
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Feb 22, 2019 16:00
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got a pretty good dick, personally. nothing fancy, but i'm not one for putting on airs
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Feb 22, 2019 16:22
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Applewhite posted:Pictured: me drat I didn’t know dickbutt had historical precedence
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Feb 22, 2019 16:28
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Fenrir posted:What if your penis is just really, really average and unremarkable in basically every way
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Feb 22, 2019 16:31
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Perhaps DO get shafted by big penis
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Feb 22, 2019 16:32
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vandalism posted:What if it curves and twists to the left a lot? Also, what role do the balls play? Look at this guy here bragging about his pig dick!
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Feb 22, 2019 16:34
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Don't just sit there with your small penis. Pull it out and show everyone on the subway, like the fat girls in lingerie.
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Feb 22, 2019 16:35
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Saint Drogo posted:you think of all the terrible ways in which a penis can be remarkable, and you thank god. Yeah what if you had a dick from the sex ed slideshow where they're trying to scare you into not loving
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Feb 22, 2019 16:37
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With all the things going on in the world I'm so glad I don't worry about my penis. I can worry about my job, my hair falling out, the general situation of living in the hellworld timeline but my penis is fine and I don't worry about it at all.
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Feb 22, 2019 16:47
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I don't know op. I vaguely remember from a Greek history course a big parade at one of the major city states (maybe Athens?) where there was a big parade where everyone carried giant dicks through the streets. The citizens got bigger sculptures than the non citizens. And besides have you seen the ridiculous medieval cod pieces on armour? You can't fool us. Now leave me alone and get away from my dumpster.
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Feb 22, 2019 16:52
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Fenrir posted:What if your penis is just really, really average and unremarkable in basically every way Never fear, you can decorate it with lipstick and a little hat.
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Feb 22, 2019 16:56
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BigBadSteve posted:Never fear, you can decorate it with lipstick and a little hat. Go all in and get it tattooed to look like a dragon.
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Feb 22, 2019 16:58
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does it matter if yuo have hairs on your dick or just biggness
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Feb 22, 2019 18:28
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The dick is nothing special but my taint is the size of a large dinner plate and that counts for something.
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Feb 22, 2019 20:13
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my dong is about 7 or 8 inches long depending on relative humidity
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Feb 22, 2019 20:22
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drat. that that taint is hung
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Feb 22, 2019 20:23
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If everyone has a big penis, then no one does I am quite smart you see
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Feb 22, 2019 20:25
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I have an innie
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Feb 22, 2019 20:26
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im more proud of my big beefy balls than my giant penis OP
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