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Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Gary is more than any goon can hope to be.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it reminds me of a dog show obstacle course except it is for divorced dads who collect tactical machetes.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it reminds me of a dog show obstacle course except it is for divorced dads who collect tactical machetes.

I would def like to see a version where dogs also cut things with machetes

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

The Butcher posted:

Ok, you weren't kidding...


Edit: good lord the before is even better, constantly one slip away from bashing your loving brains out on the tub:



Actually it isn't a Wolfenstein bathroom level, it is a Doom bathroom level

https://kotaku.com/new-doom-map-recreates-a-famously-terrible-bathroom-1833078521

For some reason

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
That woman knows all their names, so I'm guessing she is a divorced knife-guy groupie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNYf56upj0M

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:


Whether divorced, married, or churning out an army of neglected, homeschooled children per the rulebooks of some outdated religious fanatic doctrine, a loudly colored panama hat with a t-shirt absolutely warns everyone that some kind of unsolicited sexist remark is imminent, regardless of conversational context.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Oh Gary :love:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
gently caress YEAH GARY GET IT GARY

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Gar gon give it to ya

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Also see the dude in my av

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
ah, love that coca-cola classic!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Coors effortlessly claims another competitor

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Gary the Chopper

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Gary’s an absolute legend- wanna fire up the BBQ and crack open a beer with that man

guaranteed he grills an amazing ‘burg

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Big Beef City posted:

Gar gon give it to ya

Gary's been doing this for nineteen years
You want to fight something, drink these beers

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
Go Gary you wild stallion you.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

whisper sweet nothings about the best brand of truck caps, gary

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Extra Large Marge posted:

That woman knows all their names, so I'm guessing she is a divorced knife-guy groupie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNYf56upj0M

there are worse things to be

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

I hope this is an mst3k shout out

naem
May 29, 2011

this thread is painful

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:


Whatever the marital turnout of that group, that bassist looks like he was living his best life.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


Fresh air, good exercise and spending some quality time with the boy - truly blessed

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

dads friend steve posted:

Fresh air, good exercise and spending some quality time with the boy - truly blessed

Until the kid fucks up capturing the flag right in front of all your paintball buddies and you have to beat the poo poo out of him to save face.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i wonder if any of these guys would try being my dad

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
everyone seems so supportive at those knife competitions

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

everyone seems so supportive at those knife competitions

if anyone was ever not supportive then a bald white guy would turn bright red and start waving around one of the many, many knives available.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

Sjs00 posted:

What's with the crossed legs? Like the guy on the right will put out but the guys on the left are decidedly chaste

hiding their fat guts

CitizenConned
Mar 3, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Everyone is always super nice, polite, and supportive to everyone at the gun range. I think I've witnessed one public argument in my ten years of going weekly.

An armed society is a polite society.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap




linked to source

HenryJLittlefinger fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Mar 8, 2019

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


HenryJLittlefinger posted:



linked to source

Was wondering when rigsofdad would show up here.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Lil’ #tbt for my luv pups out there.
Hope you’re all taking the tonezone straight to the bone zone with someone special this evening.
Remember, Poon Raft and See Ken Destroy are playing The Pooge tonight for their annual “Valentines & Plowin’ Times Party”. Half off all Pumpkin Pie Shandies and juice-driven Kuges till midnight.
My kidney’s ain’t the only thing im pounding tonight... and by that I mean my car is getting impounded as I type this... so if anyone can give me a ride, I’m talking with the cops/doing a field sobriety test over on Dunpire Lane for a bit. Look for the lights and the news van on the back of a tow truck, you’ll find me. Or just page me, and I can try and come to you. Thanks in advance.
Nothing but love to you fellas tonight. Stay real. Stay true. Jah bless. One love.
#rigsofdad #tonezone #bonezone #tonezonin #bonezonin #valentine #plowentime #thepooge #poonraft #seekendestroy #guitar #guitarporn #probablyreallyguitarporn #gearporn #porn

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

HenryJLittlefinger posted:



linked to source

sexually energizing

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

CitizenConned posted:

Everyone is always super nice, polite, and supportive to everyone at the gun range. I think I've witnessed one public argument in my ten years of going weekly.

An armed society is a polite society.

Tell that to Chris Kyle.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

CitizenConned posted:

Everyone is always super nice, polite, and supportive to everyone at the gun range. I think I've witnessed one public argument in my ten years of going weekly.

An armed society is a polite society.

You're not trying hard enough.
Start more arguments there.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


dads friend steve posted:

Lil’ #tbt for my luv pups out there.
Hope you’re all taking the tonezone straight to the bone zone with someone special this evening.
Remember, Poon Raft and See Ken Destroy are playing The Pooge tonight for their annual “Valentines & Plowin’ Times Party”. Half off all Pumpkin Pie Shandies and juice-driven Kuges till midnight.
My kidney’s ain’t the only thing im pounding tonight... and by that I mean my car is getting impounded as I type this... so if anyone can give me a ride, I’m talking with the cops/doing a field sobriety test over on Dunpire Lane for a bit. Look for the lights and the news van on the back of a tow truck, you’ll find me. Or just page me, and I can try and come to you. Thanks in advance.
Nothing but love to you fellas tonight. Stay real. Stay true. Jah bless. One love.
#rigsofdad #tonezone #bonezone #tonezonin #bonezonin #valentine #plowentime #thepooge #poonraft #seekendestroy #guitar #guitarporn #probablyreallyguitarporn #gearporn #porn
appropriate user name for this thread

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Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

5er posted:

Whatever the marital turnout of that group, that bassist looks like he was living his best life.

Honestly the "Ram Jam" guys look like solid people.

:hb: The Ram Jam Defender has logged on :hb:

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