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Do you like cats? Are you a fan of living with cats? Have you ever been interested in a lucrative career in cat management? Ask me anything about cat management.  (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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if it wasn't for toxo people would realise "hey, cats treat us like poo poo" and then gas the whole lot of them
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Mar 7, 2019 01:06
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How do I increase my cat size
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Mar 7, 2019 01:07
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:How do I increase my cat size There are pumps and pills. But, nothing beats a good ol' fashion cat jelq.
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Mar 7, 2019 01:08
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Yaldabaoth posted:if it wasn't for toxo people would realise "hey, cats treat us like poo poo" and then gas the whole lot of them I have never had a cat treat me poorly. Mostly because I have excellent cat management skills.
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Mar 7, 2019 01:08
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I just adopt a cat recently and she is just a peach :3 She wants to be pet all the time and tries to groom my beard. She even started to react from hearing her name!
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Mar 7, 2019 01:20
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it's going to be a real kick in the dick if I ever find out a. none of my cats ever had toxo, b. all my problems are a result of me being a shoddy reject of a person instead of simply having brain parasites
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Mar 7, 2019 01:23
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Bleusilences posted:I just adopt a cat recently and she is just a peach :3 She want to be pet all the time and tries to groom my beard. She even started to react from hearing her name! Youre on the right path to being an excellent cat manager. Here is my cat. His name is Joey and he enjoys singing cat songs: 
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Mar 7, 2019 01:23
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Phy posted:it's going to be a real kick in the dick if I ever find out a. none of my cats ever had toxo, b. all my problems are a result of me being a shoddy reject of a person instead of simply having brain parasites  
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Mar 7, 2019 01:24
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yek_no_mpoysp posted:Youre on the right path to being an excellent cat manager. goddamn look at the canines on that feline, real chompers, i'm really digging those teeth
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Mar 7, 2019 01:33
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I let my cat lick the cheeto dust off of my fingers
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Mar 7, 2019 02:01
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Whooping Crabs posted:I let my cat lick the cheeto dust off of my fingers Super good idea treating your cats to a fun treat, just be careful because cats have sensitive stomachs. 13/10, excellent cat management skills, keep it up
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Mar 7, 2019 02:05
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Yaldabaoth posted:if it wasn't for toxo people would realise "hey, cats treat us like poo poo" and then gas the whole lot of them even if that were true it wouldn't explain all the people who keep vastly less appealing small mammals as pets. for example, ferrets. ferrets are terrible, and yet there is no brain parasite which encourages anyone to enjoy their company.
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Mar 7, 2019 02:08
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:even if that were true it wouldn't explain all the people who keep vastly less appealing small mammals as pets. for example, ferrets. ferrets are terrible, and yet there is no brain parasite which encourages anyone to enjoy their company. My friend had a ferret man that thing was loving horrible lol
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Mar 7, 2019 02:12
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cats good dogs good end the hate
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Mar 7, 2019 02:13
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Linux Pirate posted:cats good dogs good Totally agreed. Cats are nice, and so are doggers.
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Mar 7, 2019 02:14
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theres a reason pet island doesn't have a ferret thread
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Mar 7, 2019 02:16
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my cat, as kitten, in shoe
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Mar 7, 2019 02:24
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Sintax posted:my cat, as kitten, in shoe That is an extremely good floor bear, and you should be very proud.
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Mar 7, 2019 02:25
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My oldest cat has the beetus. I have to get up really early in the morning to give him insulin. He's a pain in the rear end, but I love the little bastard.
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Mar 7, 2019 02:37
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My cats are indoor/outdoor and like to get on the kitchen table, which is a huge no-no. They track nasty poo poo onto the table, bring bugs with them, and fight over the table’s space despite our apartment having three goddamn cat towers. Even worse, today they were begging from my bf and huddling around him like vultures while he was trying to eat lunch. I thought of spraying them but figured out something else that would dissuade them more passively. I heard cats don’t like the smell of citrus so I started casually wiping down the kitchen table with orange-scented wipes. Holy poo poo they bolted. Like they ran like I sprayed mustard gas or something. The smell of hot pepper? Meh. Lemon? Who cares. Vinegar? Mild annoyance. Wipes of the same brand but a different fragrance? No fucks given. Orange scented wipes? HOLY loving poo poo RUN RUN RUNNNNN I always feel like an rear end in a top hat whenever I have to do something they don’t like but holy poo poo that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen them do. Now they are back inside and relaxing... far away from the kitchen table. Checkmate, you cute little fuckers.
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Mar 7, 2019 02:41
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you can train a cat really well with a spray gun. If I even brandish that thing for a second they know they've hosed up. cats are great, they protected our grain from vermin and then they won our hearts
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Mar 7, 2019 02:43
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yek_no_mpoysp posted:Youre on the right path to being an excellent cat manager. wb
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Mar 7, 2019 02:47
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Thanks buddy.
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Mar 7, 2019 02:48
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Rad-daddio posted:My oldest cat has the beetus. I have to get up really early in the morning to give him insulin. He's a pain in the rear end, but I love the little bastard. Is it an injection? That sounds tough. You have a very difficult cat to manage, but youre doing amazing things and should be very proud.
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Mar 7, 2019 02:49
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Rad-daddio posted:My oldest cat has the beetus. I have to get up really early in the morning to give him insulin. He's a pain in the rear end, but I love the little bastard. i kept my beetus cat alive for like 8 years after diagnosis with the insulin to the age of 18, keep it up dude
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Mar 7, 2019 02:50
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extra row of teeth posted:My cats are indoor/outdoor and like to get on the kitchen table, which is a huge no-no. They track nasty poo poo onto the table, bring bugs with them, and fight over the table’s space despite our apartment having three goddamn cat towers. Even worse, today they were begging from my bf and huddling around him like vultures while he was trying to eat lunch. I thought of spraying them but figured out something else that would dissuade them more passively. As a cat manager, you have to be the alpha. Take each cat, hold it firmly by the back of the neck, and firmly hold it against the table while making a low grumbly growling aggressive sound. Then let go of the cat while continuing to make the angry sound and scare them off the table. This will firmly establish that you are the cat manager, and the table is your realm. I hope this helps you. Figure out a smell that the cats really dont like. Try different types of essencial oils that you like, but the cats make a sour face at. Then spread it all over the table.
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Mar 7, 2019 02:53
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Caesar Saladin posted:i kept my beetus cat alive for like 8 years after diagnosis with the insulin to the age of 18, keep it up dude Glad to hear that. So far, we're coming up on three years. He was a free fed cat for over ten years, and then he had to go to a regimented wet food diet twice a day. That...was not an easy transition.
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Mar 7, 2019 03:04
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yek_no_mpoysp posted:As a cat manager, you have to be the alpha. Take each cat, hold it firmly by the back of the neck, and firmly hold it against the table while making a low grumbly growling aggressive sound. Then let go of the cat while continuing to make the angry sound and scare them off the table. This will firmly establish that you are the cat manager, and the table is your realm. poo poo you’re right! I will yowl and piss on the table next time to establish dominance. (I tried a variety of natural herbs but the dominant cat is so addicted to people food that he recognizes the scents as human food ingredients and doesn’t get bothered by them. In fact if I wasn’t careful about making sure all garbage was secured he would eat toxic foods like a great dane or something. His owner spoiled him and snuck him scraps in the past so this “unlearning” process may last forever. These wipes are the only thing I’ve ever seen him have a strong negative reaction to) I’m a little afraid because essential oils may be more natural than those artificial wipes but they are so strong that they are dangerous to animals and humans alike unless heavily diluted. Will see if they have any orangey kind that mirrors the “cheap candy orange” smell the wipes have. Thanks for the tip! Also the more submissive cat ran in at a million miles per hour and gave me repeated headbutts and lifted his paw when I went to pet him like a dog.  Guess that means all is forgiven.
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Mar 7, 2019 03:08
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:How do I increase my cat size So I've been strength training my cat. I started mixing extra whey into its food, small amounts at first, just to get it used to the taste, and slightly more every meal. Right now, it's eating about 4 meals of 50% meat and 50% whey powder a day, about 50g protein total, which, for a 5kg cat is the equivalent to a human eating about 750g of protein a day. The last 3 months I got it started on creatine, which is hasn't seemed to notice. 2-3g per day, sprinkled on top of its food. My cat had this knitted sweater thing (I live in a cold climate, so cats often wear these things outside), which I attached small weights to. Mainly fishing sinkers. I attached them one by one, so that it wouldn't notice the additional weight. By now, my cat is wearing this 2.5kg knitted sweater around outside, climbing trees, running around, normal cat stuff. I also feed it Vitamin D, fish oil and a multivitamin, crushed up into its water bowl. In addition to the weighted vest training, I've started my cat on climbing this large tree in my back yard (3 sets of 5 climbs up and down, enticing it with food), and I managed to figure out a way to make it do a sort of crude bench press by turning it upside down and pushing down on its paws (3 sets of 8-10). Cat has made decent gains so far, forelimbs are noticeably bigger, and chest has increased in size markedly so. A little extra fat (probably around 15% atm) but I plan on putting it on an EC stack and maybe Yohimbine HCL.
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Mar 7, 2019 03:26
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CitizenConned posted:Super good cat management and strength training regimine outline. Stellar performance, promote above peers. 12/10 Bro, your cat needs tren. I hope this helps you get max gains for your swolegato. 
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Mar 7, 2019 03:29
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Why is there not more pictures of cats in this thread? You are bad cat owners if you don't post your cat photos on all the dark porn websites.
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Mar 7, 2019 03:33
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Why is there not more pictures of cats in this thread? You are bad cat owners if you don't post your cat photos on all the dark porn websites.    I need you to go ahead and beat your face there high speed. Dont you tell me how to cat manage.
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Mar 7, 2019 03:36
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Thread topic and username check out
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Mar 7, 2019 03:54
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kazr posted:Thread topic and username check out Better believe it.
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Mar 7, 2019 04:02
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I ate a cat once.
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Mar 7, 2019 09:12
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504 posted:I ate a cat once. is this you 
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Mar 7, 2019 17:21
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I like rats. Is it possible for rats and cats to live together?
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Mar 7, 2019 17:37
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My sisters cat has a foot fetish or something and will bury her head in only the smelliest shoes.
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Mar 7, 2019 18:35
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My cat is a dope lil dude who wants me to hang out in the basement with him all the time for some reason. He also chews on my fingers when I have fake nails on. he got hosed up by a hay baler when he was a baby and is missing the tip of his tail. It makes it look extra puffy here is a picture of him when he was a kitt'n 
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