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Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

WampaLord posted:

But he knows a Spanish word! That's basically the same thing!

https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/1106258016733708291

is it even a known fact that he’s fluent in Spanish? I’ve never heard him speak it

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

so is the media just pretending betomania didn't fall completely flat

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
can't wait for the debates so I can witness Beto calling Bernie a "cabrón."

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Yinlock posted:

so is the media just pretending betomania didn't fall completely flat

trump is right that the media is the enemy of the people

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


no, but in Spanish, which is also no

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Yinlock posted:

so is the media just pretending betomania didn't fall completely flat

what're you gonna to do when betomania runs wild over you, hermano?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1106318867125673984

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Oyak posted:

It's like when your guy dies fighting the mid-boss, and then you think, "I'm probably ready to beat the game."

jumping off the great plateau and heading straight for ganon's castle

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Coolness Averted posted:

what're you gonna to do when betomania runs wild over you, hermano?

uno mas leg drop, hermano

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
still no fundraising numbers released, hmm

https://twitter.com/jheil/status/1106157297615679493?s=21

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 44 minutes!
he only had grassroots support before because people wanted him to beat ted cruz, which he couldnt

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
He can beto me off

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Al! posted:

he only had grassroots support before because people wanted him to beat ted cruz, which he couldnt

yeah, I'm guessing all that outside money was "gently caress cruz" money, not "we like the moderate guy in a safe lib district" cash

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

:vince:

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.
https://twitter.com/josephmenn/status/1106578730904764416

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-politics-beto-orourke/

Beto was Psychedelic Warlord in Cult of the Dead Cow.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


WampaLord posted:

But he knows a Spanish word! That's basically the same thing!

https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/1106258016733708291

ughhh

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




WampaLord posted:

But he knows a Spanish word! That's basically the same thing!

https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/1106258016733708291

this was his Spanish teacher: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jyGsKOzEVE

https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1106616493557440512

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/1106643205309820930

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



I just found out this guy comes out on stage riding a loving skateboard like it's 1991 or some poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHf6YHF-1ng

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Koishi Komeiji posted:

I just found out this guy comes out on stage riding a loving skateboard like it's 1991 or some poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHf6YHF-1ng

we deserve death

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Koishi Komeiji posted:

I just found out this guy comes out on stage riding a loving skateboard like it's 1991 or some poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHf6YHF-1ng

whenever beto is not on screen all the other candidates should be asking "where's beto?"

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

are you trying to tell me that some upper class person LARPed as a rebel as a kid only to grow up and be a boring establishment piece of poo poo?

my. god.

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

welcome tgo hell

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Torpor posted:

are you trying to tell me that some upper class person LARPed as a rebel as a kid only to grow up and be a boring establishment piece of poo poo?

my. god.

this was also my precise reaction, lmao

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Taintrunner posted:

this was also my precise reaction, lmao

lol he's a hacker because he used :filez: and maybe possibly did some phone-phreaking he coyly won't admit to when he probably was just using the early 90's equivalent of using the free netzero numbers/CompuServe trials
though probably being a rich kid just rarely had to use long distance/had a phone plan with free nights and weekends or whatever

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
oh look it's the Beta Beto thread

what a bunch of cucks

I really don't think he coulda had a worse day today

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Preston Waters posted:

oh look it's the Beta Beto thread

what a bunch of cucks

I really don't think he coulda had a worse day today

it's day 2




lmfao

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Coolness Averted posted:

whenever beto is not on screen all the other candidates should be asking "where's beto?"

Nah, Beto is Roy.

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/TheodoreFogel/status/1106035794777497600

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://medium.com/@carlsmithreports/like-a-son-5-fast-facts-you-need-to-know-2fc4a02ff826

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
He's basically that guy I knew in high school who was the singer in a Christian rock band and got pussy by telling church girls that Jesus said they were meant 2 be together

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

'He never calls and isn't in my will'

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
he squats on so many tables and bars, what a president

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Bitcho O'dork posted:

“One day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles. ... This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams. As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head.”

If the standing on tables didn't already clue you in this dude is a full blown psychopath:

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/03/15/orourke-not-proud-writing-1223903

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
that steve buscemi pic but it's Beto

he would just get made fun of endlessly by Trump in the debates, they never got the hang of stooping to his level is all he understands.

"okay little marco"
"okay...big...donald.." all over again.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 44 minutes!

Pulcinella di Bund posted:

that steve buscemi pic but it's Beto

he would just get made fun of endlessly by Trump in the debates, they never got the hang of stooping to his level is all he understands.

"okay little marco"
"okay...big...donald.." all over again.

beto stands on the podium, trump fucks it

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
Stepping off the Yang Yacht, it was a nice trip. Getting on the Beto Bandwagon now. :toot:

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

https://twitter.com/MICHAELfilm94/status/1108211267452440576

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