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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner posted:

tool assisted
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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner posted:

Like lube or a pocket pussy or big ole donger up the butt you some kinda jerkoff newb?
so i cant use my jar of vics vapo rub???

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you spot any tour buses or big hollywood jugs today nooner whats got you all horned up????

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

is this from totally flaccid or can i be comfortably turgid and then start the clock??? need to lay some ground rules.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Tom Gorman posted:

Probably like 25 but that's assuming an optimized scenario where I'm jacking off a conga line of dudes and dual wielding their dicks on some kind of conveyor belt
Wow uhhh where do I sign up?

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