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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Surely SDNY and other agencies will, though.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Y'all need to chill the gently caress out and wait for more information before having anxiety attacks because you instantly assume the worst in all cases.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

Did something happen that I missed that justifies everyone acting like nothing matters re: the report?

No, it's just that they heard the report existed and had been transmitted, and didn't hear 'and that means that we win everything forever automatically and immediately' and so their brains went into tailspin mode

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

1glitch0 posted:

It's funnier than that. It follows the same pattern as everything else.

Some people say Mueller is a republican cop and he is incapable of addressing what is happening and his repoet will be a wet fart, and then a bunch of posters post Nothing Matters memes to mock the first group of people and they call them nihilists and mentally ill and say they should seek professional help and then, SURPRISE! the republican cop didn't do poo poo. And immediately they pivot to, " Well, who thought this report would do anything??"

We literally have no clue what the report says yet this poo poo is ridiculous

Get a grip, people

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
This thread is gonna be rough for a while isn't it. gently caress

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sexpig by night posted:

this is a pretty huge stretch

No, no it is not

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The longer it takes for us to hear anything, the worse I'm going to assume it is for Trump and everyone else involved. They're going to try to spin it as ultimate vindication literally no matter what it says, and despite knowing this goons are still gonna lose their minds declaring that all is lost when they do.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tuff Ghost posted:

Lol at everyone conspiracy theorizing that this won’t be anything but a big slam dunk for GEOTUS

You'll know it is, because he will say so! What more proof do you need?

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dapper_Swindler posted:

from what i sounds like, trump doesn't trust barr. so thats fun.

He doesn't actually trust anyone. He chose the guy because he's supposed to be a toadie, obviously, but he's worried, so he's gonna start getting all paranoid and pre-emptively trashing Barr if he thinks he's not going to completely 100% protect him

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

That's the thinnest Trump I've ever seen. Surprised he doesn't put an egregiously huge dick print on Trump in every one of these

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Interweb posted:

Shame really. I know many people even on the left didn't like Olbermann, but his videos were very cathartic, and after his embarassing attempt at Current T.V., I thought his GQ stuff was (mostly) a return to form. So it was sad to see him shut it down again.

Except it's probably because he's a sex pest so gently caress him anyway

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Of course they are, it will be the central theme of every Republican presidential campaign from now until global warming kills us all.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

InsertPotPun posted:

Guys how much do you think they paid Kid Rock to babysit the president to keep him from twitter?

I'm just surprised he doesn't look fatter

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I live in South Mississippi and nobody I have talked to this weekend has heard about the Mueller report at all lmao how do they do this

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mummy Xzibit posted:

ITT we post what we're going to be doing rather than :f5:-ing all day.


Cocaine, fortnite, two shifts of work and a six mile run. And beer.

I'll still be f5ing all day tho.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

hobbez posted:

Feels like the Dems should just let this go. There's no way Barr is obfuscating the general thrust of the report; he quotes Mueller directly.

No matter how much dirty laundry is in there, at the end of the day it's pretty clear noone is going to prove collusion. The closer this thing drags towards 2020 the worse off it is for the Dems.

Really? There's no way, huh? We literally still don't actually know what the report says and here comes the brokebrained brigade to tell us why this means that everything is hosed forever. Oh wow, a trump toadie, who was well known for being a toadie, is ham-fistedly providing cover for trump! That's never happened before and that's it, folks, wrap it up, nothing can be done.

Wait for the full report, and don't sit around coming up with more and more reasons to be pessimistic.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mnoba posted:

is it really a meme when it turned out to be true all along?

What turned out to be true?

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Z. Autobahn posted:

One irony is that for all the endless fear of "This time Trump's gonna fire Mueller" we've had the past two years, that actually would've probably been a much better outcome for his opposition

This is a totally reasonable take on a report we know next to nothing about. Totally. Your brain is whole and unbroken

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mcmagic posted:

Just think. Mueller and Comey the two heroes of thousands of G men and the paragons of truth justice and the American way are two of the most effective handmaidens of American fascism.

You're really enjoying wallowing in your pessimism about this, aren't you?

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

This is a funny debate forum its never Trump is good vs Trump is bad. Its things are kinda lovely vs the country is going to fall off the map in 2 years.

I have yet to see anyone argue that Trump isn't bad without revealing themselves to be horrible subhuman chuds who deserve a thousand times worse than the guillotine. There's no way to make such an argument without blatantly lying in highly provable ways so that's prooooobly why

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I have a hard time imagining Trump and the Republican Party giving up power in any meaningful way, if it seems like they'll have to, then yea, they'll do something insane to prevent it, and some flavor of civil war is definitely on the list of possibilities. I doubt it will go that way but it's not really a crazy thought at all

empty whippet box fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Mar 25, 2019

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lol, I wonder when all the actual criming happened, he probably could have taken his slice of grift and gone home but is just too stupid.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

How is it possible that a loving lawyer would think other loving lawyers for a giant corporation wouldn't bust him trying to do this? How much loving cocaine do you have to be on to think this is a good idea?

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tibalt posted:

I personally feel like it's a good thing that the DOJ can't arrest the president for very obvious reasons, and a good thing that removing a president from office is very difficult.

Partisan politics and our stupid election system are the problems here, not the DOJ policy aganist launching a coup.

In fact it's good that the president can openly be a russian stooge who admits to crimes on live television while destroying the country on purpose and there's nothing we can do about it

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Too Shy Guy posted:

Why are there like 5 lawyers in America

Most lawyers don't say poo poo to anybody about anything. They're masters of guarding information and not telling people poo poo they aren't supposed to know. In my experience, a good lawyer is mercurial but precise in their language and they definitely don't talk about their cases on TV for any loving reason at all

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ASenileAnimal posted:

is there any way to actually enforce this?

Gonna be funny watching every Republican in Congress claim that they have no interest in the details at all past the four page letter barr sent.

There is no way the contents of the report don't get publicized somehow, eventually, but I'm guessing it'll be via leaks rather than official channels

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Unoriginal Name posted:

Remember when everyone was convinced Mueller had a deadman setup to leak in case Sessions fired him.

That idea aged well

I think it's more like that mechanism is more legal and more complicated and nuanced than we would know about or understand as lay persons.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

And specifically from the drug war, which is a much more effective genocidal action than building a wall would be

Cocaine has gotten a lot cheaper and higher quality than I'm used to where I live, which is exactly the opposite of what I'm used to happening with cocaine, I blame the shutdown.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

RIP this guy's heart and sinuses

I'm not really into coke, I just have friends that are. Even good coke just isn't really worth it, like why not just take one adderall that lasts as long as like an entire half gram of cocaine would, at least

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CubanMissile posted:

Yeah, snort some coke so you can end up like 90% of the people who use it and claim you really only party on special occasions. Special occasions meaning literally any time someone says they have some.

My rule for coke and whippets is "well, I'M not buying any"

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I need this poo poo badly

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Darko posted:

Incest stuff has a plot, and often a "woman more powerful than the man" dynamic

:trumppop: tell us more about your rigorous academic study of incest porn on tube sites

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

GreyjoyBastard posted:

don't impartial-research-shame

Let he who is without an embarrassing search history cast the first stone.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Make absolutely sure that everyone knows we want to kill them all, so that they will vote for us, so that we can kill them all.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

VideoGameVet posted:

You know it is possible to be old and reasonably fit. Not eating like a teenager can help.

Of course, if you were dealt a bad hand genetically, that sucks.

I'm old as hell (62) and still bike to work etc.

My landlord is in his 80s and is constantly riding his bike and running and poo poo. It really makes me jealous as 32 year old man who only just became at all fit

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Im sure barr read the whole thing and accurately summarized it in four pages that quickly. Yes that is a thing that happened.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Lol, just lol if you ever believed anything that chicago police had to say about a black gay man via an anonymous source. What's wrong with you people, come the gently caress on.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Does he think this will keep him from going to prison?

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

yronic heroism posted:

Wow you got me. I made a troll post and did my time for it.

As long as people are snitching, what’s the penalty for posting old poo poo about posters and quoting poo poo anyone who cares about can look up? thanks.

How do you have time to post here what with your extremely busy schedule of sucking on cop toes and huffing nazi farts?

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It is really amazing watching them scramble to pretend that he didn't just riff poo poo out of the blue while blabbering about himself to reporters, "oh yea yea healthcare we have a plan coming yea. Soon. Bigly"

Paradoxish posted:

Now I'm confused.

I was under the impression that for some reason the court was keeping his bail, which seemed weird. If his bail was $100k and he paid 10% then that means he used a bond agent, in which case you don't get that money back. It's basically just a fee that you pay to not have to cough up the whole bail.

Yeah keeping his bond is literally what they do with every bond every where unless he didn't use a bondsman but just put the money up himself.

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