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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I just got an email from Ubisoft saying I got things I can use. How do I do that?

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Pull your dick out

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

1redflag posted:

Pull your dick out

no, its a different problem

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
take advantage of great deals in the ubi club such as great saving on skins and new characters for your favorite ubisoft games

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Sell your ubicoins for bitcoins and use those bitcoins to buy amazon.com gift cards which you can then use to buy video games!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pawn 17 posted:

Sell your ubicoins for bitcoins and use those bitcoins to buy amazon.com gift cards which you can then use to buy video games!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I hate Ubisoft for calling me soft every time I start the launcher. Boycotted!!!

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

boobie soft

e: heh remember when Ubisoft used some reversing team's (RELOADED) crack as some fix for those who legally downloaded said game? good times

https://www.bit-tech.net/news/gaming/ubisoft-uses-reloaded-crack-as-patch/1/

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Mar 23, 2019

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Yeah I find playing with literal garbage amusing, and?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SleepySonata posted:

Yeah I find playing with literal garbage amusing, and?

I don't really know how to answer that.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
that is pretty weird

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

collect your poo poo and piss in a bucket

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The Star Fox game they made isn’t too shabby, though why they got into the toys-to-life market a year after it died baffles me.

Also they gave Mario a loving gun,

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

collect your poo poo and piss in a bucket

Pretty solid advice in most situations IMO

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mega64 posted:

The Star Fox game they made isn’t too shabby, though why they got into the toys-to-life market a year after it died baffles me.

Also they gave Mario a loving gun,


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that is pretty weird

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

mario could use a gun, imo

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



the fire flower is an assault weapon

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

poverty goat posted:

the fire flower is an assault weapon

than what is the Tanooki suit?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

than what is the Tanooki suit?

WMD :gritin:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

drat right!

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
is the new far cry any good, why do all the screenshots look like cotton candy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Kak posted:

is the new far cry any good, why do all the screenshots look like cotton candy

its trying to be the best far cry: Blood Dragon

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Pawn 17 posted:

Sell your ubicoins for bitcoins and use those bitcoins to buy amazon.com gift cards which you can then use to buy video games!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
get soft - with ubisoft, today!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
sorry u be soft op

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

when i hear someone say ubisoft out loud it sounds exactly like "you be soft"

basically it;s a brand name for fuckin pussies and cucks

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
It’s short for ubiquitous software imho.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I just got an email from Ubisoft saying I got things I can use. How do I do that?

you don't, because their software is broken garbage produced by illiterate hobos

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

you don't, because their software is broken garbage produced by illiterate hobos

:wink:

Kahz
Jul 12, 2004

I take the Kami out of Kahzee
Thanks for a pleasurable Division 2 experience.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Ubisoft has some cool, fun games imho.

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Source your quotes

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Dennis System posted:

It’s short for ubiquitous software imho.
They changed their trademark but when they founded in 1987 it was u bi, soft

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

FactsAreUseless posted:

They changed their trademark but when they founded in 1987 it was u bi, soft

nope

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

The Epic Games Store

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

The Dennis System posted:

Ubisoft has some cool, fun games imho.

They saved the Heroes franchise from oblivion, so I guess there's at least that to consider.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

FactsAreUseless posted:

They changed their trademark but when they founded in 1987 it was u bi, soft

this is like an alien who hasn't parsed humor trying to construct an original human joke

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Reply to the email and tell them you’re playing a good game like Sekiro.

And then go play Sekiro.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Ubisoft sucks

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

don't op. the french are a perfidious and dastardly people and this is most likely some kind of scam to steal your wife or trick you into eating snails

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