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Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

This girls PAX dream just came true

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick



Nap Ghost

"We delayed BL3 until we could get a Randy 3"

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011



Randy Pitchford belongs in jail

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick



Nap Ghost

StabMasterArson posted:

Randy Pitchford belongs in jail

which one

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




Randy is like a kid who did his homework on the bus to school right now

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011



StabMasterArson posted:

Randy Pitchford belongs in jail

So pretty much like any other ceo?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but far different.


kidcoelacanth posted:

The presentation is loving bizarre

This wasn’t rehearsed at loving all

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011



I'll take this bizarre freestyle performance over a boilerplate E3 snoozefest.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

Oh I get it, He just realized Risk of Rain 2 is here and Tencent told him to gently caress off right before the presentation so he's absolutely hosed.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This wasn’t rehearsed at loving all

I feel like Randy just found out there's a board game while on stage.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Megamarm

StabMasterArson posted:

Randy Pitchford belongs in jail

under the jail

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011



Ulio posted:

So pretty much like any other ceo?

Nah just the overtly forward conmen and theives who have never made a competent product such as Randy

Chomposaur
Feb 28, 2010


I'm happy to be here for the launch of Randy Pitchford's How It's Played. I have a few notes tho

Also what did they do with that lady

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles


kidcoelacanth posted:

This better not be a magic trick randy

whoops

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

The longest thing in this presentation is a loving card trick.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




i am in awe at how bad this is

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012


The card better be in the present

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


I am really uncomfortable

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




This presentation is super loving horrible.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick



Nap Ghost

Judge Tesla posted:

I'll take this bizarre freestyle performance over a boilerplate E3 snoozefest.

same

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

He has absolutely nothing for this and the only way it could be topped if he's arrested mid presentation.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011



So can I do card tricks in Borderlands 3

Snapes N Snapes
Sep 6, 2010



Why is he conflating being an untalented hack with being a magician?

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the Direct of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame the joy of Sakurai?

Finally the successor to the vaunted Konami press conference

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Snapes N Snapes posted:

Why is he conflating being an untalented hack with being a magician?

It's magic how bad he is at this

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Snapes N Snapes posted:

Why is he conflating being an untalented hack with being a magician?

Cocaine.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

Is he waiting till the last minute to just whisper EPIC EXCLUSIVE and just run the gently caress to his car and drive away to mexico?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




tfw you get an hour block for 15 minutes worth of content

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Megamarm

yo this poo poo sucks really bad.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011



kidcoelacanth posted:

i am in awe at how bad this is

its so bad that its good

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


I've been disappointed with how stilted E3 conferences have become so I'm loving this poo poo.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




big nipples big life posted:

yo this poo poo sucks really bad.

Mazz
Dec 12, 2012

Orion, this is Sperglord Actual.
Come on home.


Grimey Drawer

this is still going on

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012


Psychedelicatessen posted:

The card better be in the present

i'm the true master of magic tricks

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled


it never ends.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011



MagusDraco posted:

it never ends.

Randy making a BL3 announcement awful, impressive.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the Direct of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame the joy of Sakurai?

Randy Pitchford always looks sweaty and nervous as gently caress like he'd strung out on coke so this is a gift, just max Pitchford poo poo

Ashtarath
Oct 11, 2012




I WOULD RATHER NOT DO THIS AT ALL

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Megamarm

At first you think "it'll all be worth it for Borderlands 3" then you realize borderlands 3 is being headed up by the guy running this poo poo show.

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




Introducing: people who rehearsed

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