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Apocalypse?
This poll is closed.
conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

trukn

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


bdien

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


:eyepoop:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

smarxist posted:

remember when we were worried that 2018 was some impossibly high pinnacle of surreal comedy and 2019 had to be downhill and then Trump started the new year with
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080088373451206656

poo poo the entire yang candidacy is already a funnier possibility than i could have ever predicted and we're just starting this ride

TRUPM!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

snoo posted:

oh, I get it. this was all one long, elaborate april fools joke! trump can't possibly be the president

i kept trying to wake up too but then i just started laughing endlessly

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Gunshow Poophole posted:

I am disrespectful to dirt!!

Can not you see I am serious?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

LegoMan posted:

I knew it!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


big mood

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Good morning, thread


:hmmyes:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Inspector Hound posted:

So how do I check on this raccoon assbrain worm thing

Stick your hand up there

Like way up there

:getin:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


Hell, same

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Hot Karl Marx posted:

no work today so im gonna wake and bake off my mega weed and die instantly

:350: :hellyeah: :350:

BAE OF PIGS posted:

i sent an email to my boss on Friday that I have a feeling will be misconstrued and now that it's Monday I'm getting anxious for her response




the subject line said ed balls

:perfect:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

OldTennisCourt posted:

waffle fries or curly fries?


also acceptable:

a.lo posted:

unseasoned steak fries

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Hatebag posted:

Lol the media keeps pushing these trash dems that disintegrate instantly. They'll push hillary before they give bernie any coverage. It'll be the convention and bernie will have all the delegates and the media will run stories about john kerry's ascendant campaign.

Can't wait for CNN breathlessly talking about who's switching between #2 and #3 on all the polls while Bernie is #1 in all of them

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

TRUMP: former hero, Bob Mueller, no longer exists!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1112687993528217602

"Collusion Delusion" would be a very powerful username

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


T A C T I L E

P O L I T I C A L

A C T I O N

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


:cripes:

gently caress my garbage shithole state

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

RandomBlue posted:

Hey buddy...


I love you.

people seem to be taking the implication that the character is upset to see "gently caress you"

i don't read it that way at all

but still, love you too :)

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

A Handed Missus posted:

gently caress you :clint:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

RandomBlue posted:

Way to spit in my face.

i'm so confused

...

TRUPM!!!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


I think about this tweet at least once a week

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

pushpins posted:




+10 in the polls

:five: :trumppop: :five:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

UFOTacoMan posted:

APRIL TURNJ!!!!
LMAO

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Rah! posted:

:vince: the grassy poll

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

ffs c-spam there was not a second caller on the poll

that's just what the government wants you to believe

:tinfoil:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


every so often, mike and trump lock gazes and it's beautiful

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Inspector Hound posted:

Lmao "I would have voted for Bernie" go gently caress yourself

yea i got fooled by this and now i really hate her

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Billzasilver posted:

that’s one way yang is better than Bernie. yang’s supporters will openly call themselves nazis the entire time without trying to fool anyone. they aren’t tHE PEoplE iN the mIdDle WhO yOU caN cONVInCE WItH cENTrISt polIcy :qq:

Unironic Yang Gang: we must secure dat bag and a future for our white children

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

beto sex cramp posted:

nothing ever "happens"

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Pooky posted:

I wrote another shitpost generator. It makes tromps.



torn between these two, hard to choose

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Rocks posted:



my favorite

:same:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

A Handed Missus posted:

remember seaman



lmbo

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Nichael posted:

this trmiop generator is going to put c-spam out of business

checking off the "automated" checkbox in fully automated luxury gay space communism

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

a preview of the general election debate

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