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Apocalypse?
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conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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TMMadman posted:

What would happen if a Dem senator just shivved McConnell in the middle of a session?

Cause honestly, that's what he deserves.

they'd probably get arrested and go to jail and then kentucky would replace mcconnell with another white man and nothing would really change other than republican approval rating soaring to 80+%?

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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"yes it's true folks, if we didn't have cops who would needlessly brutalize minorities and vulnerable people? poo poo sucks but we live in a society and dangit we will just always need cops"

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Ragequit posted:

The President of the United States is inadvertently going to get a member of the house killed through his sheer dumbassery.

yeah, "inadvertently"

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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the only good tv show

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

Why build a foldable screen when you can probably achieve the same effect with two screens, a small bezel, a foldable plastiglass cover and some sort of projection/optics trick to make them appear to meet/overlap in the middle? We already have curved poo poo how hard could that be?

since it doesn't exist maybe pretty hard?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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you'd kind of expect cop departments would buy tazers with handles that are exactly like their guns so it's a better excuse for cops when they "accidentally" use their gun

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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zegermans posted:

so MO passed a constitutional amendment against gerrymandering by 62% in the 2018 election, and now the gerrymandered legislature is going to reverse it lol

lol that owns

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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is this a good place to post about all my "lol nothing matters" feelings

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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smarxist posted:

wait lemme check if things still matter

*googles "who is the President of the united states"*

newp, you're good

this is good news, thank you friend

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Reality Winter posted:

what is your opinion on idiocracy

the documentary?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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i just want to talk about how at least half the us has made it their explicit goal to blow up the us for about three decades now and that is incredibly rad

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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does anybody in this good thread listen to that "it could happen here" podcast? because it's very night crew imho...

e: gently caress i'm sorry this is a v bad snipe

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Poniard posted:

you just did a snipe with a bespoke 119.5 mm mortar or whatever the gently caress

i'm just very interested in having my fears of societal collapse confirmed by a podcast

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Good soup! posted:

lock hi,m up

the one thing i agree with q people about is that p much everybody needs to be locked up

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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i'm starting to think these republicans don't have the country or citizenry's best interests in mind

e: or democrats :devil:

the milk machine has issued a correction as of 04:52 on Apr 25, 2019

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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hell yeah, bcs fukkin owns

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Plinkey posted:

its really really great for poo poo like pot roast or chicken tacos

it's great for huge amounts of hard boiled eggs

i've done baby rack ribs a few times and they were awesome (finish with 5 min under the broiler)

you can quick soak dry beans when you forget to soak ur beans

it's a wonderful appliance, worth every penny

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Calm posted:

Cops in riot gear look intimidating but they're slow. If they carry the commonly-held long riot shields, they can be put on their backs by running in low, grabbing the bottom of the shield and leveraging upwards. They become like turtles and can be stomped on since they cannot easily get up.

Some Ukrainian protesters were saying this on a podcast i listened to on a long drive recently. It was "The Second American Civil War" or something like that.

it's "it could happen here" and it's really good

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Asproigerosis posted:

For real how has the DC health department not come around and said hey you fat loving moron you can't serve food that's been sitting around for hours at room temperature.

lol, I'm the dc health inspector angrily banging on the front door of the white house, demanding I be let in so I can check the president's burg temps

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