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This day is full of too many bad jokes so I for one will not participate in that and frankly demand more from my chat thread. If you came for some prank or pun in your chat thread, well then you came to the wrong place. This has nothing to do with me almost forgetting to put this up and the best suggestion for a thread title being "cum"... SO what games are coming this month you may ask? Well... Bomber Crew: Complete Edition (PS4, Switch) April 2 Darksiders: Warmastered Edition (Switch) April 2 Super Dragon Ball Heroes: World Mission (Switch, PC) April 5 Dangerous Driving (PS4, Xbox One) April 9 Neo Atlas 1469 (Switch) April 9 Shovel Knight Showdown (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC, Mac) April 9 Ace Attorney Trilogy (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC) April 9 Zanki Zero: Last Beginning (PS4, PC) April 9 Earth Defense Force: Iron Rain (PS4) April 11 Nintendo Labo: VR Kit (Switch) April 12 Konami Arcade Classics (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC) April 13 Anno 1800 (PC) April 16 Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster (Xbox One, Switch) April 16 Tanks Meet Zombies (Switch) April 16 Wasteland 2 (Switch) April 16 World War Z (PS4, Xbox One, PC) April 16 Truberbrook (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) April 17 Cuphead (Switch) April 18 Our World Is Ended (PS4) April 19 Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen (Switch) April 23 Mortal Kombat 11 (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC) April 23 BoxBoy + BoxGirl (Switch) April 26 Days Gone (PS4) April 26 Super Meat Boy Forever (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC, iOS, Android) April 26 Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age (Xbox One, Switch) April 30 Wait...Days Gone is coming this month? Really?  Also, it's not listed but the early access build of Dreams is coming this month as well I believe. It's a slower month that last month to be sure but there are still some heavy hitters in there.
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Apr 1, 2019 08:51
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In other news I am very happy with my new avatar.
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Apr 1, 2019 08:56
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I honestly hope Days Gone turns out to be great but man am I not optimistic. Really hyped for Dreams though.
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Apr 1, 2019 09:17
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Apr 1, 2019 11:41
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beep by grandpa posted:Haven't all these placeholder leaks been true? No, not at all. These really have about the same chance of being true than not being true but considering Nintendo just had two directs and probably won't be announcing much until E3, I doubt they would be telling retailers about the games. Also unless it's another remake or for some reason a full priced game, LttP doesn't really seem like the type of thing they would even be selling. I could be wrong and am probably wrong but we'll see I guess
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Apr 3, 2019 16:52
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oddium posted:what’s the best game meme As OP of this thread I am legally obligated to say "Bowsette"
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Apr 3, 2019 17:20
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I am like 10 pages late, but Nier is a spinoff that is better than any game in the main series (though I really love Drakengard 3, even if it doesn't deserve that love)
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Apr 4, 2019 13:23
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I don't care about an easy mode as long as you can turn it off. The thing that was annoying in the Mario games was it just appeared and made an annoying noise when you died too much and I often die because I'm trying to explore and find secrets and that just disencourages that. 3D Land even had it so you couldn't get a truly complete save if one appeared (though really all it did was make your save file sparkle) but there shouldn't really he any difference at all.
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Apr 4, 2019 13:52
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I also sort of hate when a game asks you if you'd like to switch to easy mode, though only when it default onto "yes". The worst is there are some games where this is the only way to switch the difficulty mid game, so if you accidentally pick "yes", you can't change it back.
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Apr 4, 2019 14:08
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iirc the Uncharted games have a adaptive difficulty that they don't tell you about. Like if you keep dying in the same spot it will slightly help you without telling you.
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Apr 4, 2019 14:15
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Kanfy posted:Adaptive difficulty is fine as long as you can turn it off, forced rubberbanding I'm not a fan of. Well at least with Uncharted no one even noticed it was there until a programmer said that it was in the game. It's very subtle about it apparently.
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Apr 4, 2019 14:35
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Macaluso posted:Didn't Crash Bandicoot have that kind of thing or am I thinking of something else It did. It would respawn you with a mask or in extreme cases would literally spawn a new checkpoint for you if you died too much.
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Apr 4, 2019 15:16
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chumbler posted:Isn't blazblue lore like 90% comedy? I loving wish. The actual attempts at plot are mostly nonsense but when they go fo comedy it can be alright. Still amazed they managed to pull the story out of the tailspin it was in end it pretty decently though.
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Apr 4, 2019 19:04
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I really do love Drakengard 3 (I have 100% of trophies for fucks sakes, including the dlc) but man would I be reluctant to recommend it to anyone. Yes the combat is better than Nier but it's also all of the gameplay rather than part of it. It's not terrible but definetly lacking for a game based around combat. I still liked it but it doesn't take much for me to enjoy a hack n slash game. And yes I played the PS3 version which would literally become unplayable at times due to framerate issues on a game that, at best, looked like a first gen PS3 game. Still, I do love that game, it's weird story, it's unpleasant characters and confusing plot. I even love the troll true end boss which took me I think two hours to beat (which looking online is pretty quick). It also has my favorite soundtrack of the Taro games, which is impressive considering how good the music in both Nier games are but oh my god the boss musics own so much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbnsm2w1S50
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Apr 4, 2019 19:15
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Help Im Alive posted:Isn't the comedy mostly x has big titties and noel is bad at cooking It also had Tao acting like a cat. But yes that what it mostly was and it was still far FAR better than when the plot just goes into it's lore.
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Apr 4, 2019 20:04
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The control scheme certainly didn't help though.
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Apr 4, 2019 21:37
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How was 7 aka XX?
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Apr 4, 2019 22:14
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I like Eggman's line Sega haven't used the name Robotnik in about 20 years. Sonic Adventure 1 was the last time they used it.
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Apr 5, 2019 02:00
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Man, every new MK11 character they show looks better than the last. Like this week they revealed an Earth goddess and now a Shokan hoarder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk5JI1CsQGQ
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Apr 6, 2019 04:45
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I would play it more before declaring that
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Apr 6, 2019 05:16
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Nioh is very good but it's also a game that doesn't show it's major flaws up front and it's also a game that, at least for me, after awhile I just wanted to get it over with.
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Apr 6, 2019 05:20
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I didn't find the loot especially satisfying because it's the type of system where it's more about numbers going up then having anything make you feel kind powerful or different and it also gives you so much junk. I think my take away from Nioh was that its combat was on average way better than Souls games but just about everything else is worse. That isn't to say that everything is necessarily bad and having better combat certainly ain't nothing but at least I had mixed but still positive feelings about that game
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Apr 6, 2019 05:32
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I played Chasm this week and it was a fun if basic Metroidvania that leans far more heavily on the Vania part of that. The thing that's weird as hell about it though is that the game is supposed to procedurally generated but I also had a friend play and his game pretty much looks exactly the same. It was weird because while playing it, I didn't really feel many if any of the downsides of making your game like that and it turns out they seemed to have claimed procedural generation in hopes that would get them more attention when really if anything it probably scared people away (and if people wanted that, they would have just gone with Dead Cells, which came out around the same time and had actual procedurally generated levels. Still, it's a fun game if you like Metroidvanias like I do, even if it doesn't reinvent the wheel or anything. Also seconding that the PS4 Godzilla game was a terrible game but a very good trying to move in a bulky rubber suit simulator.
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Apr 7, 2019 12:38
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:The amount of people defending the nintendo online system was as soon as I saw this post I thought of writing down "In Training will respond to this by dissing Sony for some reason" and sealing it in an envelope to show off my amazing future prediction skills but I got distracted and now it's too late.
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Apr 8, 2019 07:08
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I'm starting to think I might need to get this VR bird https://twitter.com/Ekanaut/status/1115141674064207872
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Apr 8, 2019 07:42
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Dr Cheeto posted:When will they let Zelda compete in the Mario and Sonic Olympics She keeps testing positive for "fairy dust", which is bullshit because everyone sees Mario downing "natural" supplements that also seem to make him instantly grow and Sonic last week was blue and now he's all glowy, gold and floating, yet they get to compete! The whole system is rigged I tells ya!
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Apr 8, 2019 15:17
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Cowcaster posted:is super mario regular size and small mario an itty bitty size or is small mario regular size and super mario a giant He like is half as tall as the Princess when small and just slightly shorter when he's all mushroomed up, so I say it makes him regular size but at the same time he might normally be a midget.
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Apr 8, 2019 15:29
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lol at getting mad a Devolver's E3 conference
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Apr 8, 2019 20:06
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Devolver's press conference is try hard bullshit that's trying really hard to get people to talk about it no matter what and the fact that people still seem mad a year latter that they made a maga reference, which in terms of offensiveness is like late night talk show level, drat straight they're going to do the same bullshit again. It just seems like getting mad at Ricky Gervais.
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Apr 8, 2019 20:13
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Cowcaster posted:i'm actually extremely mad at ricky gervais every second of every day Somewhere, Ricky Gervais just got a massive erection and isn't sure why
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Apr 8, 2019 20:17
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The Witness owns
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Apr 8, 2019 20:38
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Apr 9, 2019 01:11
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I'm totally Worm Eye Mario
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Apr 9, 2019 19:53
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... you know what I don't want to know
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Apr 9, 2019 23:38
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My hand is currently cramped up from trying to do that really tricky jump in the treetop level in Spyro. How's everyone else's day going?
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Apr 11, 2019 18:41
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Paranoid Dude posted:Bloodborne wasn't a masterpiece, but I think a lot of the reason why essentially no one jerks themselves off anywhere near as hard for beating it as Dark Souls boys do is because the game lacks the false/bad choice dynamics that Dark Souls had. Shields in Dark Souls are objectively bad, where Bloodborne has a gag item for a shield. One. Everyone always talks about the combat in Dark Souls, but very few people actually talk about the arcane and frustrating RPG mechanics and level up system. If you're a new player and don't really know what you're doing, you're almost certainly going to make THE WRONG, BAD, TERRIBLE choice of dumping a lot of levels into your health instead of Strength/Dex/Faith/Luck etc. This bad choice essentially locks you out of gear that you should be on-level for when you find it and makes the game infinitely harder than it's intended to be. Late, but seriously what the hell is with this post? Also platted the Spyro remaster. The game holds up surprisingly well. There's a few things that have aged badly but overall it was a joy to play and holy poo poo does the remaster look good.
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Apr 12, 2019 07:16
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Jay Rust posted:What are peoples gaming plans this weekend?? Have both my friends finish Chasm, maybe play some Transistor, maybe play the second Spyro or maybe play Timespinner or Teslagrad or something else.
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Apr 12, 2019 14:36
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I'm watching a speed run of the original Spyro so I can compare the visuals to the remaster and my God did they put a ton of work in, even more so than the Crash remaster.
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Apr 12, 2019 16:35
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My hand still hurts from playing Spyro yesterday 
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Apr 12, 2019 16:59
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Rarity posted:Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Man, your Avatar doesn't work at all in the app.
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