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Accounts that have a limited amount of posts you can make and once you reach that limit you get auto banned. Purchasing option that lets you automatically have 100 "5" ratings when first created. Threads simultaneously appear multiple times in pages 1 through 5 to increase visibility. "Silence box" privilege where any posts made by a person you dislike don't get uploaded for anyone but the user until the penalty time has been reached.
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real money poker thread real money drug dealer thread
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Apr 6, 2019 13:55
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all of these will be implemented in titan 3.0 which radium is still diligently working on
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Apr 6, 2019 13:58
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Adbots algorithmically trained to make posts indistinguishable from those of the average goon except for the subtle product placement hidden within just like creamy nougat is hidden within a delicious Snickers bar.
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Apr 6, 2019 14:06
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Grandma poster every other post in every thread until you pay the grandma tax.
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Apr 6, 2019 14:10
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The forums silently mining gooncoin on your cpu in the background to make a little extra profit for free
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Advertising partnership with an established spine clinic
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xenforo 2 but it's made of diamonds
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Apr 6, 2019 15:04
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Sell everybody's credit card details to the dodgiest possible people if you haven't done it already
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Apr 6, 2019 15:08
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Loot boxes. You get one every 10 posts but you can also buy them for a chance at a new av, but sometimes it's a redtext that owns you brutally.
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Apr 6, 2019 15:24
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Apr 6, 2019 15:26
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$1000 to ban any non-mod, $100 for probes
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Apr 6, 2019 15:49
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Put pistons under everyone's keyboard keys so the kinetic energy of typing posts also generates a small amount of electricity. Sell that electricity to the power company.
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Apr 6, 2019 16:18
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Buy store-brand cereals for the GBS cafeteria instead of spending money on name brand.
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Apr 6, 2019 16:27
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Partnering with eFront
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Apr 6, 2019 16:35
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a "hot potato" of posting restrictions and red text style flavoring that is passed randomly between active accounts for $2
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Apr 6, 2019 16:54
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SA app malware that records the poo grabbing habits of gbs wives to blackmail for quick profit
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Apr 6, 2019 16:55
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just fuckin do a re-release of the old black t-shirt with the grenade logo on the front and "the internet makes you stupid" on the back. I accidentally destroyed mine 15 years ago and it's my biggest regret in life.
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Apr 6, 2019 17:01
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Mods could sell kisses.
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Apr 6, 2019 17:04
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Awful Coin, a cryptocurrency backed by shitposting.
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Apr 6, 2019 17:17
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Adjust forum prices for inflation. It's been 20 years.
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Apr 6, 2019 17:18
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Was hoping this thread was about making money in ones own life. We need a thread on that topic; goon success will eventually trickle down into the forums coffers.
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Apr 6, 2019 17:20
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Insurance policy for forums cancer
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Apr 6, 2019 17:40
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Just increase the max av size by a couple of pixels every few weeks
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Apr 6, 2019 18:07
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Sell SA-branded yachts.
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Stark Fist posted:$1000 to ban any non-mod, $100 for probes Rich people have all the fun! 
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Apr 6, 2019 18:16
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buy crack cocaine directly from lowtax in SA-mart
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Take a mold of Lowtax's rear end in a top hat and create a cookie out of it for the girl scouts.
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Hell Yeah posted:buy crack cocaine directly from lowtax in SA-mart Hell Yeah
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Kurt Loadeater posted:Take a mold of Lowtax's rear end in a top hat and create a cookie out of it for the girl scouts. This, but use the mold to make a Fleshlight.
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Apr 6, 2019 18:30
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Apr 6, 2019 18:31
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Maybe we need some kind of a ban function that works irl... And signs away all the material possessions of ex user to somethingawful.com. Any ideas?
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Apr 6, 2019 18:45
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Whenever someone donates 10 bux lowtax gets up and does a silly dance shaking his tiddies around. Its working for 17 year old online streamers and he's like, at least double their age. He could earn millions.
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SA begins hiring goons as temp employees for various coding tasks. They pay for these jobs in SAbux. SA also begins offering produce, toiletries, clothing, and Snickers® which you can purchase with your SAbux. poverty goat posted:Just increase the max av size by a couple of pixels every few weeks lol
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Apr 6, 2019 20:35
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Has anyone said start charging the retards for the service yet
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Apr 6, 2019 20:41
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get rid of the articles and turn the front page into a storefront for vape juice
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Apr 6, 2019 20:51
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rerelease the jeff k mousepad declare the forums are now an "hd remaster" and charge 15 bux instead
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Apr 6, 2019 20:58
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Marry and divorce Notch.
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Sincere post: you know those little square animal images in the top of the screen on each side I'd the ad banners? How come we can't buy new ones? Like we can buy avatars? I'd buy a few just to see some yoscattes pop up from time to time Like Elena, mr cat, magda, pep pep pepper, et al. Definitely pre and post adoption Walter the methcat.
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