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DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
One time I commissioned an artist (on SA!) to make a poster advertising my vegetable farm.

I also bought a dump truck full of turkey poo poo for $1500.



What did you buy, goons?

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i spent 2000 on a car i drove 4 times.

i feel bad about it to this very day

DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard
Furry art for a fursona that didn't even sexually excite me in any way.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
One time I bought a sandwich

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

DrowningInDreams posted:

Furry art for a fursona that didn't even sexually excite me in any way.

This is an investment. You only get what you pay for.

DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard

DavidAlltheTime posted:

This is an investment. You only get what you pay for.

No I mean, I completely misunderstand that the whole furry aesthetic is a poor man's essentialism and tried to select a fursona that was existentially authentic leading me to select an endangered animal nobody else had a fursona of that identifying with didn't titillate me in any way. I wanted a fursona that would make Sartre proud. Which I guess was inauthentic in its own right, but whatever. It's not that I didn't spend real money.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

DrowningInDreams posted:

No I mean, I completely misunderstand that the whole furry aesthetic is a poor man's essentialism and tried to select a fursona that was existentially authentic leading me to select an endangered animal nobody else had a fursona of that identifying with didn't titillate me in any way. I wanted a fursona that would make Sartre proud. Which I guess was inauthentic in its own right, but whatever. It's not that I didn't spend real money.

:justpost:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
mutant lobster claws

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
This.

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

Avatars for people I don't know on this site.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The varying fees and expenses I made to become a US citizen weird cuz lol why do I want to be a citizen of Shithole Central, on planet earth.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Whoa now. The US isn't the shithole of the planet; it's just the shithole of the first world. :patriot:

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
I once had to pay a traffic fine for improperly secured hemp seeds.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Opium

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Dude buying drugs isn't strange.

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





I once paid money for a cab to avoid sleeping with a girl

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FciG8lkq8lU

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
A solid brass plumb bob

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
analingus

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
When I was fifteen I paid five bucks for a vhs with a porno on it and that itself seems strange now but the really strange thing was the guy hosed a shoe and then the woman drank jizz out of it and that was the only actual ejaculation in the whole thing and it was about half way. I think in hindsight it was meant to be art that I could jerk off to rather than straight porn but to this day that woman drinking cum out of a shoe haunts me

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

I paid a friend for the heart of one of his horses when it died.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

"How to Learn Polish" on cassette tape. In 2015.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
I paid $10 several times over to post on an internet forum.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Adult site t-shirts

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
I've spent maybe 6-700 dollars on vaporwave cassettes

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Hemorrhoid procedure

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Turdo posted:

I paid a friend for the heart of one of his horses when it died.

Making jerky?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I paid a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Someone bought me this av

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe
https://youtu.be/EMSMRDkO1aQ

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

This hambaga.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

FlimFlam Imam posted:

I bought a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Come on it was right there

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
a Whitehouse show in a sex dungeon in chicago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
health care

Kullik
Jan 5, 2017

its not that strange but it is very dumb, i bought some glasses that are meant to reduce eyestrain when using computers/playing video games.
They did not work and gave me a headache.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


SpaceAceJase posted:

Hemorrhoid procedure

How painful was it? What was the recovery like?

I'm heading down this road myself.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
An $80 miniature kit of a robot dude that you build and paint and put on a table with other miniature fightmans and move around with a ruler and pretend to fight with dice.

I never finished putting it together.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
A porn dvd in a strip club.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


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Dec 21, 2017

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