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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

we both did a shared line getting out of the airport. his back and ankles hurt a lot. he said getting around ny and nj was a big pain in the rear end. we had a bad flight.

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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

👆

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
prove it, either a photo or a sample of his blood which I assume was readily available

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'm surprised Sabu would share a line with anyone

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Sabuber

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

When you introduced yourself, please tell me he pointed to the sky and said,”...I’m Sabu...” ?

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

prove it, either a photo or a sample of his blood which I assume was readily available

the story check out. at the end of the ride he tried to hop out but tripped and landed neck-first on the sidewalk. he immediately stood back up and got back inside the uber to try again

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Did he hail the Uber by pointing his finger in the air

This is important

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
i worked a summer job at Walgreens and sold Raven an enema kit

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i seen...Tazz...fuckin

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
He keeps plugging an autobiography on his twitter but wants people to send him money directly as a gift on Paypal for it. I'm convinced it's just a few words scrawled on a napkin.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Tato posted:

He keeps plugging an autobiography on his twitter but wants people to send him money directly as a gift on Paypal for it. I'm convinced it's just a few words scrawled on a napkin.

i really hope it comes out. an insane, illiterate wrestler’s autobiography sounds fantastic.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

was his indentured servant there or did he make her ride in the trunk

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Did you smell his moustache

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I shared an Uber with Damien Sandow recently and I gave him a 4 star review.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i saw Don E. Allen...and john kronus...fuckin'.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


gently caress :xd:

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Mob posted:

was his indentured servant there or did he make her ride in the trunk

is that what she is? i just thought that was his wife.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Push El Burrito posted:

I shared an Uber with Damien Sandow recently and I gave him a 4 star review.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I read this as "I shared a sabre with abu."

Glad you're okay, OP.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Push El Burrito posted:

I shared an Uber with Damien Sandow recently and I gave him a 4 star review.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

STONE COLD 64 posted:

is that what she is? i just thought that was his wife.

it's his slave girlfriend

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Mob posted:

it's his slave girlfriend

Hasn't there been some ugly rumours about him being publicly abusive with her?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

yeah. the rumor is that she is a slave

PoO3
Dec 30, 2000
i work at whole foods and 3 days before wrestlemania i saw baron corbin wandering around the store, seemingly lost, with no cart or items. he went down every aisle and didn't buy anything. nobody recognized him.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

PoO3 posted:

i work at whole foods and 3 days before wrestlemania i saw baron corbin wandering around the store, seemingly lost, with no cart or items. he went down every aisle and didn't buy anything. nobody recognized him.
This story is just the best.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

PoO3 posted:

i work at whole foods and 3 days before wrestlemania i saw baron corbin wandering around the store, seemingly lost, with no cart or items. he went down every aisle and didn't buy anything. nobody recognized him.

"These prices, gently caress" is the correct response to browsing the aisles at Whole Foods

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

PoO3 posted:

i saw baron corbin wandering around the store, seemingly lost, with no cart or items. he went down every aisle and didn't buy anything.

Pretty apt metaphor tbh

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Did you ask him how big Batista's dick is

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Randomly barrel rolls off overpasses onto other cars for no reason

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
One time, Sabu jumped onto the guardrail directly in front of me during a wrestling match. I dropped to the floor and he pointed straight up to the sky, then jumped over me and Air Sabu-ed a lady sitting 3 rows behind me, then he got up, pointed up again and ran after Raven through the crowd

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

try the new taco place posted:

One time, Sabu jumped onto the guardrail directly in front of me during a wrestling match. I dropped to the floor and he pointed straight up to the sky, then jumped over me and Air Sabu-ed a lady sitting 3 rows behind me, then he got up, pointed up again and ran after Raven through the crowd

Hate to break it to you but that lady was a stunt granny.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Nystral posted:

Hate to break it to you but that lady was a stunt granny Gibson

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Found cam footage of SC64's SabUber ride

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Found cam footage of SC64's SabUber ride



Can't be Sabu, he doesn't set it up and immediately try again

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


lmao

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

E:dubble

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