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44 | 27.16% |
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26 | 16.05% |
| Alien Fresh Jerky.....BITCH!!!! |
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16 | 9.88% |
| Goku selling beef jerky and nuts on the side of a deserted highway |
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76 | 46.91% |
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spicy ones preferably. im a loving awful person but one of those and a slurpee is a great way to make a lovely day not so lovely
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Apr 17, 2019 03:17
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Why don’t they call them ‘Thick jims’
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Apr 17, 2019 03:18
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Why don’t they call them ‘Thick jims’ 
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Apr 17, 2019 03:21
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The teriyaki flavor should be Thin Jin
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Apr 17, 2019 03:24
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agreed, op Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Why don’t they call them ‘Thick jims’ cos it doesn't rhyme, god maybe thick mick
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Apr 17, 2019 03:25
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snoo posted:maybe thick mick Thick Stick 
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Apr 17, 2019 03:26
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snoo posted:agreed, op Enjoy one with a Guinness
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Apr 17, 2019 03:27
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Chinatown posted:Thick Stick drat it that's so much better
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Apr 17, 2019 03:27
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gotta go with the beef n cheese, bud.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:29
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big mama pickled sausage
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Apr 17, 2019 03:30
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Mummy Napkin posted:gotta go with the beef n cheese, bud. these are also good
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Apr 17, 2019 03:31
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snoo posted:big mama pickled sausage tijuana mama
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Apr 17, 2019 03:31
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Chinatown posted:tijuana mama  also with a slurpee/slushee
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Apr 17, 2019 03:32
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Mummy Napkin posted:gotta go with the beef n cheese, bud. I actually enjoy the dessicated cheese product, but it is against my better judgement
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Apr 17, 2019 03:32
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Are those made with beef or are you in this circumstance getting either real porky or real turkey-y, bitch?
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Apr 17, 2019 03:35
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These are pretty good to just keep in the car or pack with a lunch for a snack, and they're 3.99 a bag. You get a lot more.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:35
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How do you know what I do?
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Apr 17, 2019 03:38
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:How do you know what I do? get BEEFY bitch
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Apr 17, 2019 03:40
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Same but I like to get a four loko along with them to look like one of the hip kids. Jack Links, bitch. It's straight and to the point beef jerky.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:41
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Slim Jims are actually a probiotic cultured/fermented food like kombucha or kimchi
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Apr 17, 2019 03:44
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I'll buy a Slim Jim and take one bite and just chew on it for hours. It's meat gum.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:05
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Spicy just doesn't do it for me I guess.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:11
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Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:I'll buy a Slim Jim and take one bite and just chew on it for hours. It's meat gum. you have to masticate the proteins to ensure proper digestion
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Apr 17, 2019 04:11
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Does it snap like a normal sized one? Would RMMS approve?
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Apr 17, 2019 04:14
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King of Bees posted:Does it snap like a normal sized one? Would RMMS approve? yeah its got that nice snap that i, personally, appreciate.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:17
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Mummy Napkin posted:gotta go with the beef n cheese, bud. love stuff like this "It's ACTUAL REAL cheese! I SWEAR!" such an american thing e: actual beef jerky will always be better than these sticks made from mechanically separated meat. it's not that different from the meat used in cat food. it's unfortunate that there's a massive difference in price between the two types Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Apr 17, 2019 |
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Apr 17, 2019 04:22
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Why don’t they call them ‘Thick jims’ Snap into a Thick Jim
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Apr 17, 2019 04:26
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Wow you like delicious meat how weird. Congrats on not being shamed by idiots into not eating good snacks though.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:39
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I have problems enjoying things
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Apr 17, 2019 04:43
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soy posted:Wow you like delicious meat how weird. snack on this knuckle sandwich dweeb!!!
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Apr 17, 2019 04:45
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The monster tabasco ones are mondo scrumptious
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Apr 17, 2019 04:48
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Chinatown posted:snack on this knuckle sandwich dweeb!!! China town more like faarrrrrrrrrrrttttt
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Apr 17, 2019 04:57
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I didn't know until I was like 26 years old that slim jims are like a shittier version of a real food? they're called "snack sticks" and they rule idk like half the people I've told this to didn't know so yeah go get... snack sticks. everybody! go to your local... cured meat shop, or whatever
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Apr 17, 2019 05:20
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I want jerky triangles 
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Apr 17, 2019 05:30
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As a kid I liked the beef jerky slabs that you have to pick out of the clear plastic container with tongs
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Apr 17, 2019 05:35
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Thesaurus posted:As a kid I liked the beef jerky slabs that you have to pick out of the clear plastic container with tongs i still enjoy these on occasion. pretty hit or miss though.
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Apr 17, 2019 05:38
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u ever get one of those pickles in a bag things at shady liquor stores are they decent? i like pickles but i am not brave enough to try
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Apr 17, 2019 06:01
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Damo posted:u ever get one of those pickles in a bag things at shady liquor stores The secret is to drink the bag juice. I always thought it was funny that the serving size is like 1/9 of the pickle, probably to make the sodium allegar less lethal.
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Apr 17, 2019 06:06
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Thesaurus posted:The secret is to drink the bag juice. well yeah duh you aint eating pickles if you don't drink the juice
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Apr 17, 2019 06:07
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not slim jim's, bulbous jame's, thick as a paint can.
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