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44 | 27.16% |
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26 | 16.05% |
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16 | 9.88% |
| Goku selling beef jerky and nuts on the side of a deserted highway |
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76 | 46.91% |
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Once, prompted by the rad slim jim man in the 90's whose iconic catchphrase was "eat me", told my mom to "eat me". I was scolded and given a brief pg-13 lecture on cunnilingus and the implications of telling someone, or having someone tell me to "eat them"
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Apr 18, 2019 04:57
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as a resident of the true midwest,,, there are usually better and cheaper beef stick options than the slim jim so take that while you eat your burritos with french fries!!!
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Apr 18, 2019 05:01
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Linux Pirate posted:Once, prompted by the rad slim jim man in the 90's whose iconic catchphrase was "eat me", told my mom to "eat me". I was scolded and given a brief pg-13 lecture on cunnilingus and the implications of telling someone, or having someone tell me to "eat them" did you respond with "Bite me"?
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Apr 18, 2019 06:17
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Big Beef City posted:did you respond with "Bite me"? poo poo
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Apr 18, 2019 06:19
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madlobster posted:No, they're beef, pork, and (mechanically separated) chicken. Apparently it varies per flavor but according to the current listing for the original flavor it is chicken and beef (but no pork) quote:Beef, Mechanically Separated Chicken, Water, Corn Syrup, Soy Protein Concentrate, Less than 2% of Salt, Spices, Dextrose, Paprika and Paprika Extractives, Flavoring, Hydrolyzed Soy, Corn, and Wheat Proteins, Lactic Acid Starter Culture, Sodium Nitrite.
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Apr 18, 2019 14:58
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Damo posted:tillamook smoked MEAT STICKS are better but i would be a fukin liar if i did not admit to enjoying a good old slim jim every now and again Dude, If you go to their dairy in Tilamook you can get them by the FOOT. Little teenage me walked out of there with a literal whip made of jerky (like 8 ft or so.). Cheap.
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Apr 19, 2019 02:03
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Organic free range beef or turkey or venison sticks taste terrible! They need to feed them more salt like Slim Jim does to make them tastier. I "snapped," more like had to chew into, a CHOMPS brand paleo gluten free grass fed beef stick and it didn't even have any dang taste. Give the cows some dang salt, poo poo!
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Apr 19, 2019 04:21
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There's a dive bar I frequent that has a shot called a sandanista, its made from tequila, lime juice, Worcestershire sauce, pepper, and sriracha. For an extra 25 cents they'll give you a mini slim jim to stir it with. I like to stir, bite, shoot, and then finish the remaining slim jim.
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Apr 19, 2019 04:47
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Alright OP we know stance on slimJim's, but how about gas station/liquor store beef jerky, like those big rear end strips of it by the counter for like $2 plain peppered or teriyaki
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Apr 19, 2019 04:51
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Nooner posted:Alright OP we know stance on slimJim's, but how about gas station/liquor store beef jerky, like those big rear end strips of it by the counter for like $2 plain peppered or teriyaki Nooner are these those bins by the counter you can just reach in and grab one?
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Apr 19, 2019 04:54
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We have those in Florida, just big clear bins full of unwrapped jerky sticks you can grab one out of.
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Apr 19, 2019 05:01
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We briefly covered the jerky bins already. Worthy of further analysis:Thesaurus posted:As a kid I liked the beef jerky slabs that you have to pick out of the clear plastic container with tongs
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Apr 19, 2019 05:12
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Guildenstern Mother posted:There's a dive bar I frequent that has a shot called a sandanista, its made from tequila, lime juice, Worcestershire sauce, pepper, and sriracha. For an extra 25 cents they'll give you a mini slim jim to stir it with. I like to stir, bite, shoot, and then finish the remaining slim jim. 
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Apr 19, 2019 05:22
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Chief McHeath posted:Nooner are these those bins by the counter you can just reach in and grab one? Ur supposed to use the tongs to grab it not just reach in like a freaking animal
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Apr 19, 2019 05:46
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Please use the tongs PLEASE
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Apr 19, 2019 06:05
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I thought you are supposed to just use your mouth? It's like bobbing for apples but instead of delicious and healthy fruit it's a dried up leathery meat phallus so maybe it's more like a bj really
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Apr 19, 2019 06:07
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Slim Jims are jerky's slow cousin. That said sometimes you just want an abominably greasy meat snack.
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Apr 19, 2019 06:08
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i have to eat the noble sardine when i need that 'tein in a pinch but people complain about the smell so i'm forced to eat my 'dines outdoors like an animal too much grease and spice upsets my stomach since a poisoning I endured at a job a few years back so slim jims are simply out of the question for me 
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Apr 19, 2019 06:30
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Former DILF posted:i have to eat the noble sardine when i need that 'tein in a pinch but people complain about the smell so i'm forced to eat my 'dines outdoors like an animal condition your gut and force it into submission, you eat what you want and it will make a proper turd come hell or high water, I tell you wha'ut.
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Apr 19, 2019 06:32
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Honky Dong Country posted:condition your gut and force it into submission Also force your coworkers into submission with the smell of your daily sardine habit.
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Apr 19, 2019 06:34
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Thesaurus posted:Also force your coworkers into submission with the smell of your daily sardine habit. 
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Apr 19, 2019 06:37
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i can still have a pepperoni pizza thankfully, during the point in time where I was being poisoned I thought I would never eat fatty foods ever again but after quitting that job i'm doing lots better and I don't really need the same protein kick during the day
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Apr 19, 2019 06:38
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now I just do fisherman's eggs in a cast iron pan as a treat here and there
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Apr 19, 2019 06:39
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the last time i had a slim jim it was like eating spicy hot dog drippings that had been caught by a paper towel and rolled up into a tight stick woof thats some foul stuff
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Apr 19, 2019 06:40
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Former DILF posted:i have to eat the noble sardine when i need that 'tein in a pinch but people complain about the smell so i'm forced to eat my 'dines outdoors like an animal Any idea who poisoned you? It seems like there'd be a big pool of suspects
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Apr 19, 2019 06:43
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Hairy Busey posted:Any idea who poisoned you? It seems like there'd be a big pool of suspects was it you?
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Apr 19, 2019 06:45
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Hairy Busey posted:Any idea who poisoned you? It seems like there'd be a big pool of suspects it was a xylene poisoning, i was instructed to use it to wash parts when i was starting at the bottom at a manufactory, they didn't provide a mask nor did they have a hood in the hot basement at the sweatshop this is a big part of why im a communist these days
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Apr 19, 2019 06:48
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Former DILF posted:it was a xylene poisoning, i was instructed to use it to wash parts when i was starting at the bottom at a manufactory, they didn't provide a mask nor did they have a hood in the hot basement at the sweatshop Wait doesn't that cause permanent brain damage?
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Apr 19, 2019 06:52
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You were basically sniffing glue for years
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Apr 19, 2019 06:52
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my posting career keeps my mind sharp, i guess i had brain cells to spare
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Apr 19, 2019 06:55
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This all really explains a lot thank you for sharing
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Apr 19, 2019 07:03
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Former DILF posted:the last time i had a slim jim it was like eating spicy hot dog drippings that had been caught by a paper towel and rolled up into a tight stick hell yea wish I had a ‘slim’ Jim going into my mouth rn
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Apr 19, 2019 07:05
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here's a question: chode or pencil dick??
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Apr 19, 2019 07:18
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Hairy Busey posted:This all really explains a lot thank you for sharing you're welcome fella if you want to know what i'm currently reading and recommending, check out And forgive them their debts by Michael Hudson
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Apr 19, 2019 07:21
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Former DILF posted:i have to eat the noble sardine when i need that 'tein in a pinch but people complain about the smell so i'm forced to eat my 'dines outdoors like an animal Dines are a superior at home snack, but you cant exactly snap into a tin of king oscar while ur doing 90 up the 5
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Apr 19, 2019 07:52
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Former DILF posted:i have to eat the noble sardine when i need that 'tein in a pinch but people complain about the smell so i'm forced to eat my 'dines outdoors like an animal Poisoned over sardines drat
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Apr 19, 2019 08:01
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Nuts and Gum posted:slim jim and a dr.pepper pair wonderfully. I think the aforementioned beef and cheese packs go even better with a Dr. Pepper. And while we're on the subject of gas station cuisine, I believe that Dr. Pepper is the only soda that still tastes good once it's gone a little warm, like not just cool, but warm like after it's been sitting in your car while you're at Target or something. Also, the king of roadside snacks has to be something off the roller grill from Quik Trip or 7-11.
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Apr 19, 2019 08:32
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I might grab a beef patty from the 7-11 ‘round the corner today hmmm TGIF
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Apr 19, 2019 15:33
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Not only are they loving delicious, they're very practical for strangling people, as the Macho Man himself can demonstrate. Man, get one of the big ones that also comes with a big dry cheese stick? Heaven.
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snoo posted:big mama pickled sausage 
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