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Slim Jim 44 27.16%
Jacks Links 26 16.05%
Alien Fresh Jerky.....BITCH!!!! 16 9.88%
Goku selling beef jerky and nuts on the side of a deserted highway 76 46.91%
Total: 107 votes
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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i have to eat the noble sardine when i need that 'tein in a pinch but people complain about the smell so i'm forced to eat my 'dines outdoors like an animal

too much grease and spice upsets my stomach since a poisoning I endured at a job a few years back so slim jims are simply out of the question for me :(

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i can still have a pepperoni pizza thankfully, during the point in time where I was being poisoned I thought I would never eat fatty foods ever again but after quitting that job i'm doing lots better and I don't really need the same protein kick during the day

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

now I just do fisherman's eggs in a cast iron pan as a treat here and there

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

the last time i had a slim jim it was like eating spicy hot dog drippings that had been caught by a paper towel and rolled up into a tight stick

woof thats some foul stuff

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Hairy Busey posted:

Any idea who poisoned you? It seems like there'd be a big pool of suspects

it was a xylene poisoning, i was instructed to use it to wash parts when i was starting at the bottom at a manufactory, they didn't provide a mask nor did they have a hood in the hot basement at the sweatshop

this is a big part of why im a communist these days

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

my posting career keeps my mind sharp, i guess i had brain cells to spare

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

here's a question:

chode or pencil dick??

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Hairy Busey posted:

This all really explains a lot thank you for sharing

you're welcome fella if you want to know what i'm currently reading and recommending, check out And forgive them their debts by Michael Hudson

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