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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Hello thread: today is syllabus and orientation day at my cybersecurity. This is the most fruitful networking place to post words describing myself. I signed one of these so I'm cool right?



I also set up my AWS account and set up an IAM user account. We will be using that to set up a virtual network and use those to probe other students virtual networks and that seems super fun.

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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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akadajet posted:

be careful. I'm pretty sure that is legally binding

Oh no, but I did a career change for money.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

be as much of an rear end in a top hat as you like but not while you're hacking

I might submit my code at you using a thumb drive I found in the parking lot, but I will always comment my functions and my bash scripts will be properly tabbed.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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flakeloaf posted:

only the commoners

all of the royals' programs used eunuch code

:D

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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titaniumone posted:

it's a photo of me at work writing C code


ErrorInvalidUser posted:

tears over returning a plate and a 99% quarentine all day everyday. Nightmare.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

If you go into your crontab, you can set up a little automaton to make rude posts at any specified minute, hour, day, month, or day. This poo poo is magic

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Family got Covid, except me. The man responsible for infecting my family is paying up my hotel. So I guess that's nice but gently caress him anyways. So I very quickly transfered all of my equipment to a Hilton hotel because Gramma didn't want this room to go to waste. Just ripped the monitor out of my wall mounts and jury rigged a week of isolation supplies till everyone is done having the snifflrs. Now I've got 72 hours to review 8 hours of class recordings and catch up two lost days of instruction.

The big brain play I did was to not bring my second monitor. Just my primary, and an HDMI cable that'll reach the hotel tv.


This is the first fancy shmancy white paper I read. It's neat, like Vanity Fair but for Uninterrupted Power Supplies with an Ethernet jack it can beep at you through your phone. I have to post something better than the redditlord crowding the cohort slack with ABC articles. I must.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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In my last place in the imperial core of Los Angeles I never had to worry about power irregularities. I moved to the upstate New York provinces and an electrical storm surged electricity into my PC and shorted my 3060.

I will never live a UPSless life again.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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pseudorandom name posted:

they expected most people to unwittingly skip the tutorial and they did it because they thought it was funny

and also to encourage players to share tips & secrets in online discussions

"Oh hey in elden ring you should throw yourself down the first hole you see"
"Oh yeah sure, I'm not gonna fall for it"

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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https://twitter.com/darktracer_int/status/1506505625831763968?t=sCtKN7MNEiQmgv0OvecCQg&s=19

Lol lmao

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Never take selfies ever

It is impossible to stop troops from flashing their guns on the gram. That's the reward for putting your boots on the ground and trigger on the finger: clout

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Truman Peyote posted:

uhhhhhhhh.... PayPigGranddad? is that anything?

If it was... poo poo looks deleted from internet

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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hobbesmaster posted:

in the 2014 war Ukrainian artillery was using a Russian mobile app to calculate artillery trajectories.

Russia had really good counter battery fire for some reason.

Lmao I forgot about that.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

i don't trust my phone in the best of times; it's insane to me that people would bring theirs into a warzone. do they use them for actual comms? or are they just taking selfies in the trenches or whatever?

How else would you get porn to jack off to? It's really that simple.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Sitrep from the staaaaaaars


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K-siH1ot88

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Hell yeah! I love the account, it is some quality posts. Optimal safari distance between your brain and crypto.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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The comments are the best part of the safari. It's such good web.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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madmatt112 posted:

buddy if I’m in an actual war zone you better believe I’ll be posting through it

Please like, follow, and subscribe.

*Pacow BOOOM*

That was the sound of your notification bell. If that wasn't you, press it at any time to hear more dope explosions moments before my death.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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The only true way to not be monitored is to simply exist and not do anything.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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if you want to run cheats in multiplayer just press alt+f4 then type in "poweroverwhelming"

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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post hole digger posted:

so is lapsus being a bunch of british teenagers legit or what

They should free those Oliver twist script kiddies. The lil mischievous scamps

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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A Man With A Plan posted:

That dude is like 20 and has a number of high profile CVEs and stuff, I'm sure he'll manage just fine

https://twitter.com/BillDemirkapi/status/1508820739968880640?t=V72f-Nx1gOfZXAy5jSRPtA&s=19

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Can't delete my memory no matter how hard you try. I keep backups












KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Requiring biometric authentication to only allow myself to adjust the thermometer. Child harvests blood and feeds it into the console to raise temp to f76

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Running a reverse shell by convincing people to look at my profile in the in game browser where I filled my bio field with malicious code.

I gotta actually look at that old Dark Souls exploit again.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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If a TikThot wants me to read a block of text I want them to pose their hand like they are holding those words up.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Seems legit

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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the panacea posted:

new users:
ok
no
anime

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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ErrorInvalidUser posted:

great my side computer is fuckin quarentined down to 80%

roflmao lmao lol

lolololololololol

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Just showed my son he was entranced for the whole hour long album/video/bootleg DVD rip.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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haveblue posted:

the cold call of cthulhu

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Incident Response step 7: PANIC ON TWITTER

https://twitter.com/austinpeay/status/1519399475785125889?t=9FFQQWyd6zMsxFvf1-qM-g&s=19

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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fins posted:

now i want to see a NIST procedural drama. bustin' down doors and kickin rear end for crimes against the metric system, or a hot tip on a group policy enorcing allll the password complexity requirements, rotated weekly.

Ice Tea is all "The techs found out the password changed on a daily rotation. Whoever got into the office first would reset it and send it out over group chat"

RFC2324 posted:

Wonder how many goons we will see in those IT depts

Ban reason: In prison for forcing password complexity

This freak had a password whiteboard. He would point a webcam at it to livestream broadcast it at start of shift. If anybody missed the group meeting he would send it through group chat at the McDonald's wifi spot. Real sick poo poo.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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spankmeister posted:

our favorite rear end in a top hat cryptographer et al have made a nice website evaluating all these curves:

https://safecurves.cr.yp.to

Stahp, this dude had that dumb domain since at least 2013

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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aspiring_skid posted:

Sup infosec peeps,
I created this cowardly rereg account so as not to doxx myself. Although I’m sure that some of you have the skills and connections to figure out my identity if you truly cared.

I’m looking to get into infosec. I’m currently working on improving various fundamental skills before I attempt to attain professional script kiddie status and start looking for an infosec job. Ultimately I want to be a defender and do blue team type stuff, but I understand that you cannot be good at defense until you know how offense works. Defense is at such a disadvantage sometimes I wonder why I am bothering to do this. But I find infosec really interesting, and I like helping people. Aside from learning technical stuff I have done a ton of reading so I can understand the big picture stuff. Gotta make sure learning all this technical bullshit is worth it. I know the learning never stops and if you want to be any good you have to learn stuff in your spare time. I hear infosec can pay well but I’m not in it for the money.

Do you mind if I ask you all some questions about getting into the industry? I don’t know anyone that works in infosec. And I’d rather ask goons these questions anyway. I’ve already learned a ton from lurking this thread and the SH/SC infosec thread. It’s clear that most of the people posting in these threads measure their experience in decades. And I would bet money that there is a goon that works for every major tech company either posting in this thread or elsewhere in YOSPOS.

You're going to have to go into FYAD and post your balls with this burner. Only way to get an invite to the discord.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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CommieGIR posted:

How did you get my IP?!

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Crime on a Dime posted:

serious post how did that work out for you?

Oh somebody posted their balls while I was in the shower. Totally deflating, never even posted mine out of shame.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Crime on a Dime posted:

was pretty obviously you but I'm not continuing this derail or giving you attention ITT

Yes, we have to focus on who's alt this is and where they sourced this cringy request for coffee chats. It's ok dude, we're in the same loving bootcamp you don't have to do this.

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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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