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Hello thread: today is syllabus and orientation day at my cybersecurity. This is the most fruitful networking place to post words describing myself. I signed one of these so I'm cool right? I also set up my AWS account and set up an IAM user account. We will be using that to set up a virtual network and use those to probe other students virtual networks and that seems super fun.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 17:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:38 |
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akadajet posted:be careful. I'm pretty sure that is legally binding Oh no, but I did a career change for money.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 18:18 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:be as much of an rear end in a top hat as you like but not while you're hacking I might submit my code at you using a thumb drive I found in the parking lot, but I will always comment my functions and my bash scripts will be properly tabbed.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 18:27 |
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flakeloaf posted:only the commoners
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 18:54 |
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titaniumone posted:it's a photo of me at work writing C code ErrorInvalidUser posted:tears over returning a plate and a 99% quarentine all day everyday. Nightmare. If you go into your crontab, you can set up a little automaton to make rude posts at any specified minute, hour, day, month, or day. This poo poo is magic
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2022 02:29 |
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Family got Covid, except me. The man responsible for infecting my family is paying up my hotel. So I guess that's nice but gently caress him anyways. So I very quickly transfered all of my equipment to a Hilton hotel because Gramma didn't want this room to go to waste. Just ripped the monitor out of my wall mounts and jury rigged a week of isolation supplies till everyone is done having the snifflrs. Now I've got 72 hours to review 8 hours of class recordings and catch up two lost days of instruction. The big brain play I did was to not bring my second monitor. Just my primary, and an HDMI cable that'll reach the hotel tv. Subjunctive posted:https://www.armis.com/research/tlstorm/ This is the first fancy shmancy white paper I read. It's neat, like Vanity Fair but for Uninterrupted Power Supplies with an Ethernet jack it can beep at you through your phone. I have to post something better than the redditlord crowding the cohort slack with ABC articles. I must.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2022 01:36 |
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In my last place in the imperial core of Los Angeles I never had to worry about power irregularities. I moved to the upstate New York provinces and an electrical storm surged electricity into my PC and shorted my 3060. I will never live a UPSless life again.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2022 18:35 |
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pseudorandom name posted:they expected most people to unwittingly skip the tutorial and they did it because they thought it was funny "Oh hey in elden ring you should throw yourself down the first hole you see" "Oh yeah sure, I'm not gonna fall for it"
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2022 21:37 |
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hobbesmaster posted:lol.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2022 12:24 |
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https://twitter.com/darktracer_int/status/1506505625831763968?t=sCtKN7MNEiQmgv0OvecCQg&s=19 Lol lmao
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2022 19:04 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Never take selfies ever It is impossible to stop troops from flashing their guns on the gram. That's the reward for putting your boots on the ground and trigger on the finger: clout
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 17:01 |
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Truman Peyote posted:uhhhhhhhh.... PayPigGranddad? is that anything? If it was... poo poo looks deleted from internet
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 18:21 |
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hobbesmaster posted:in the 2014 war Ukrainian artillery was using a Russian mobile app to calculate artillery trajectories. Lmao I forgot about that.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 19:33 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:i don't trust my phone in the best of times; it's insane to me that people would bring theirs into a warzone. do they use them for actual comms? or are they just taking selfies in the trenches or whatever? How else would you get porn to jack off to? It's really that simple.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 21:51 |
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Sitrep from the staaaaaaars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K-siH1ot88
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 23:12 |
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Hell yeah! I love the account, it is some quality posts. Optimal safari distance between your brain and crypto.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 01:38 |
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The comments are the best part of the safari. It's such good web.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 01:55 |
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madmatt112 posted:buddy if I’m in an actual war zone you better believe I’ll be posting through it Please like, follow, and subscribe. *Pacow BOOOM* That was the sound of your notification bell. If that wasn't you, press it at any time to hear more dope explosions moments before my death.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 16:03 |
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The only true way to not be monitored is to simply exist and not do anything.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 18:53 |
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if you want to run cheats in multiplayer just press alt+f4 then type in "poweroverwhelming"
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 16:59 |
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post hole digger posted:so is lapsus being a bunch of british teenagers legit or what They should free those Oliver twist script kiddies. The lil mischievous scamps
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2022 01:25 |
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Chris Knight posted:deleted lol A Man With A Plan posted:That dude is like 20 and has a number of high profile CVEs and stuff, I'm sure he'll manage just fine https://twitter.com/BillDemirkapi/status/1508820739968880640?t=V72f-Nx1gOfZXAy5jSRPtA&s=19
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2022 16:24 |
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Can't delete my memory no matter how hard you try. I keep backups
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2022 17:50 |
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Requiring biometric authentication to only allow myself to adjust the thermometer. Child harvests blood and feeds it into the console to raise temp to f76
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 20:30 |
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Running a reverse shell by convincing people to look at my profile in the in game browser where I filled my bio field with malicious code. I gotta actually look at that old Dark Souls exploit again.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2022 17:53 |
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If a TikThot wants me to read a block of text I want them to pose their hand like they are holding those words up.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2022 19:05 |
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Seems legit
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 11:55 |
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the panacea posted:new users:
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 15:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2022 03:14 |
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ErrorInvalidUser posted:great my side computer is fuckin quarentined down to 80% roflmao lmao lol lolololololololol
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2022 04:22 |
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Just showed my son he was entranced for the whole hour long album/video/bootleg DVD rip.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2022 21:20 |
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haveblue posted:the cold call of cthulhu
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2022 20:51 |
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Incident Response step 7: PANIC ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/austinpeay/status/1519399475785125889?t=9FFQQWyd6zMsxFvf1-qM-g&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2022 16:17 |
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fins posted:now i want to see a NIST procedural drama. bustin' down doors and kickin rear end for crimes against the metric system, or a hot tip on a group policy enorcing allll the password complexity requirements, rotated weekly. Ice Tea is all "The techs found out the password changed on a daily rotation. Whoever got into the office first would reset it and send it out over group chat" RFC2324 posted:Wonder how many goons we will see in those IT depts This freak had a password whiteboard. He would point a webcam at it to livestream broadcast it at start of shift. If anybody missed the group meeting he would send it through group chat at the McDonald's wifi spot. Real sick poo poo.
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# ¿ May 8, 2022 16:46 |
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spankmeister posted:our favorite rear end in a top hat cryptographer et al have made a nice website evaluating all these curves: Stahp, this dude had that dumb domain since at least 2013
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# ¿ May 9, 2022 00:21 |
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aspiring_skid posted:Sup infosec peeps, You're going to have to go into FYAD and post your balls with this burner. Only way to get an invite to the discord.
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 18:29 |
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CommieGIR posted:How did you get my IP?!
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 18:43 |
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Crime on a Dime posted:serious post how did that work out for you? Oh somebody posted their balls while I was in the shower. Totally deflating, never even posted mine out of shame.
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 18:46 |
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Crime on a Dime posted:was pretty obviously you but I'm not continuing this derail or giving you attention ITT Yes, we have to focus on who's alt this is and where they sourced this cringy request for coffee chats. It's ok dude, we're in the same loving bootcamp you don't have to do this.
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 19:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:38 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 20:54 |