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I tried sleeping it off but when I woke up I was still on fire! Icochet posted:How DID you catch fire btw? Funny thing I don't remember that either. I was watching tv, thought it was hot and when I went to adjust the AC, I realized there were flames coming off my body! Sunswipe posted:Have you tried masturbating? I mean, not intentionally to put the flames out. Edit: redm posted:pop drop and lock it This sounds familiar, so I'm going to try it. I'll queue up some tunes! KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Apr 28, 2019 |
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Stand in the place where you live. Now face north.
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Apr 28, 2019 19:07
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and then the pelvic thrust to really drive you in say yay yay yay yane
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Apr 28, 2019 19:15
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Take your shirt off. Twist it round your hand. Spin it like a helicopter.
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Apr 28, 2019 19:19
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In short, you gotta raise up.
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Apr 28, 2019 19:20
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Turns out I can't remember how to pop lock. I think I did the robot because I'm starting to smell like a chemical fire now. I'll continue to boogie and see if these other dances yield favorable results.
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Apr 28, 2019 19:31
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Is it maybe stop, then drop a roll? It doesn't specify what sort of roll though, I'd personally start with a King's Hawaiian roll.
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Apr 28, 2019 19:33
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Roll d20.
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Apr 28, 2019 19:35
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Your just going to have to wait until I have to pee op. 
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Apr 28, 2019 19:36
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symbolic posted:Roll d20. Gotta 13. What happens? ClamdestineBoyster posted:Your just going to have to wait until I have to pee op. Not like I got anything else to do.
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Apr 28, 2019 19:50
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Draw up a will and leave the fire to your worst enemy
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Apr 28, 2019 19:50
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skabadabadobedobrrrdodebopdodeudopbopbupledipilipinrmrmdobedodegroopdipdrliprdrpgriblibingoopdoop im a scat man?
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Apr 28, 2019 19:58
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Keep pushing fluids
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Apr 28, 2019 20:16
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Piss on self. To extinguish the fire, not like the usual.
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Apr 28, 2019 21:23
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Cover yourself in marijuana.
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Apr 29, 2019 23:32
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Whatever you do dont post on the something awful forums dot com.
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Apr 30, 2019 00:00
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flip yourself over every 20 seconds, to keep the juices in
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Apr 30, 2019 00:05
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Write a tell all book about your experiences and relationship with the fire and start raking in the bucks!
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Apr 30, 2019 00:08
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Holy, poo poo, piiiiiiissss
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hitchensgoespop posted:Whatever you do dont post on the something awful forums dot com. Oh no! Debunk This! posted:Write a tell all book about your experiences and relationship with the fire and start raking in the bucks! This seems like a good idea, but I'm not sure how to start it and I'm not sure it'll put the fire out (which is my ultimate goal). Oh, and I live in the desert so I can't jump in a lake (my neighbor suggested that).
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Apr 30, 2019 00:58
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Suck a dick!
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Apr 30, 2019 01:02
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Are you a girl OP? If so they wrote a song about you. Maybe you should listen to the lyrics for clues.
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Apr 30, 2019 01:04
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Once the flames are out, buy a Garfield av, op.
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Apr 30, 2019 01:17
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Do your damnedest to suck your own dick. It's now or never.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:masturbate furiously masticate furiously
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OP are you sure you're not just figuratively on fire? Because if you are, that's a good thing, and you shouldn't try to put a stop to it!
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Apr 30, 2019 01:39
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Hey little girl is your daddy home? Did he go away and leave you all alone?
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Apr 30, 2019 01:40
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Stop Drop Roll Touch the knob...if it's too hot...DON'T OPEN. Next, cover your face and eyes. Get it wetter, all the better. Do you see a window? Bust it out!
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When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, And wave your arms and shout.
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Apr 30, 2019 02:24
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spacetoaster posted:When in deadly danger, This isn't good advice. And you better think twice Fore you running round all like a candle Too hot mi fire melt the handle
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Apr 30, 2019 02:27
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Vato posted:Stop DON'T do this! you will press the flames into your flesh. Find a man, and suck his dick! When he cums that will put out the fire. At this point you've been on fire for so long, you best grab whoever's closest to you, whether it be a friend, relative, or even the neighborhood hobo.
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LabyaMynora posted:DON'T do this! you will press the flames into your flesh. You're wrong. This isn't how fire works. You think just cuz the pussy is hot it needs to be put out?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD7LHrH1zQ4 If you don't get it, get out.
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Vato posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD7LHrH1zQ4 Oh I shouldn't have clicked this first, now I'm on double fire! The flames were likkle, now they tallawah!
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Apr 30, 2019 02:54
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KillerJunglist posted:Oh I shouldn't have clicked this first, now I'm on double fire! The flames were likkle, now they tallawah! All reet.
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Apr 30, 2019 02:55
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its stop drop and roll into a pit of. . . . *insert item here*
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NavanaSokarad posted:its stop drop and roll into a pit of. . . . *insert item here* Roll into mi armpit if you really stupid
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Have you tried touching lots of cold things? Or even better, going into a walk-in freezer?
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Have you tried touching lots of cold things? Or even better, going into a walk-in freezer? Cold things will make my skin red. I'm not trying to speak in patois, I'm saying my skin gets irritated.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Have you tried touching lots of cold things? Or even better, going into a walk-in freezer? I did turn up the AC. Maybe I should turn it up some more. I'll check the freezer, I think there's like a cornish hen in there.
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