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Of a post Full of wrestling
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 04:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:12 |
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Chris James 2 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8hFYaG2hn4 is this the one who molested him
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 17:52 |
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the best match i ever saw live was keith lee v. lio rush. well, match i enjoyed the most at least. after the match lio was just sitting there ringside selling his merch and no one was coming up to him, everybody wanted to see the bucks and maybe kenny was there? i remember thinking man, i should say something to this guy, he's going places. i should buy his shirt. but i was like no - he probably isn't going to go anywhere. when he got rocketed to the main roster i was like wow did that guy prove me wrong. but no, not actually. he didnt
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 18:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 19:38 |
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i think rovert knows a thing or two about sycophantically carrying water
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 22:49 |
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i meant carrying water in the idiomatic sense, as in, "to be forced by politics or pragmatism to endorse or promote a belief." but this forum is stupid, and does not deserve my great bon mots.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 23:04 |
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[folding arms, sulking, refusing to contribute to the conversation]
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 23:23 |
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I haven’t watched since Wrestlemania. Don’t support this comparino, muchachos!
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# ¿ May 1, 2019 03:49 |
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It’s like watchin Buster Keaton move into Talkies
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# ¿ May 1, 2019 21:34 |
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Let’s be real, even the funhouse crap is only barely better than the rest and you’re all convincing itself it’s gold. But it’s not. It’s crap. Crapparini, friendo. And when it gets translated to the ring? It’s gonna be even worse
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# ¿ May 2, 2019 00:00 |
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I’ll start a thread to accompany every raw where we will learn a new skill over the course of the episode. Baking? Woodworking? The PROPER way to wash a dish? Find out this Monday
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# ¿ May 2, 2019 08:33 |
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local police departments receive hundreds of calls when WWE pulls one of its trademark stunts and every single one of them is darkstarIV
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# ¿ May 2, 2019 17:49 |
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pyro: $0 travel expenses: $0 administrative compensation: 3,300,000,000 healthcare: $0 please help me expense this. my promotion is dying
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# ¿ May 2, 2019 18:28 |
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if i was a wrestler being mistreated by wwe i would act cool with it and go with the flow, until such a time they put me on live TV in a match, at which time, i would act as a pots and pans robot, making loud whirring noises and marching around the ring with a frankenstein-like gait, at which time, i would shout pots and pans robots things at my opponent, like "intruder alert! intruder alert!" and "destroy! destroy! must! kiss! hu-mon!" and then i would spend the rest of my time trying to kiss my opponent in a frankenstein/robot way, by which time, i presume they would have cut to commercials
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# ¿ May 2, 2019 19:17 |
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rovert posted:Just a rumour but I've heard there's been another Creative shakeup in WWE and on the Raw side of things. WWE has heard the WWE universe loud and clear and is making some big creative changes, hiring Disco Inferno, Joanie Laurer’s mom, Krampus Foley, and a Magic Talking Duck That Only Vince Can See
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# ¿ May 3, 2019 00:23 |
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I think one of the wrestlers should eat Vince McMahon whole
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# ¿ May 3, 2019 00:29 |
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Vince is basically jacked Willy Loman. He hates whistler
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# ¿ May 3, 2019 02:57 |
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Owen Hart, he was so cheap cheap cheap, he’d say that and think he was a bird, tried to fly, blammo!
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# ¿ May 3, 2019 08:17 |
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don't hope anything. don't watch this crapparoni.
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# ¿ May 3, 2019 20:26 |
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Look if making inappropriate innuendos about women young enough to be his daughter was a career he could afford to reject it
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 02:20 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:Thanks for reminding me Chris Jericho is cool as gently caress even if I think his band is mostly okay i'm glad he's super into his creative efforts. Fozzy is kind of kick rear end for that reason alone No. That’s not exactly true. That’s not the take to take away
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 06:14 |
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Let’s reframe it ok big coffin hunter. How about: while acknowledging that the wwe, and the wrestling genre in genre due in large part to the wwe’s industry dominance, is full of people who are not only the stupidest goddamn motherfuckers you will ever meet but also the biggest cocksure assholes you’ll ever done see. By extension the fan base is a also stupid as hell, inconsiderate, a general drain on mankind that should not exist. Us included, boy just how much the world would be better off. Sorry I forgot what we were talking about
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 06:19 |
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Oh yeah, Chris jerichos a fuckin loser
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 06:20 |
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Vince McMahon’s Brains is butter.
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 20:40 |
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Wow! Shane McMahon!
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 22:37 |
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Psh, I made that post HOURS ago
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# ¿ May 5, 2019 00:01 |
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Stone cold Steve Austin on Twitter: “Vince McMahon you’re canceled fam 😂 😂 😂”
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# ¿ May 5, 2019 20:06 |
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Uhhhhh. Oh yeah. I got unfinished business [Delivers smirky promo, is eventually interrupted by a dastardly gang of nogoodnicks led by baron Corbin]
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# ¿ May 5, 2019 20:21 |
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I forgot to give my employee exit review [hits a McMahon with a super man punch! Blammo!! The crowd goes wild! ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh Roman he’s the best we all love him ahhhhh]
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# ¿ May 5, 2019 20:25 |
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I knock over the soda cans
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# ¿ May 5, 2019 22:17 |
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You’re not soda cans. You’re soda cants. Each and every one
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 02:26 |
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it is pretty ridiculous that a big dog who constantly says “this is my yard” abandoned his yard unceremoniously to go to a new yard. What the hell? That’s not how dogs work. Now he’s just wandering back to the original yard? Is this dog ok? Why wasn’t his Wrestlemania Match a match for his yard
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 03:53 |
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After a certain point it’s not a dog with an increasingly big yard, it’s hey, somebody get their fuckin dog that keeps coming over here all confused and pissing on my yard, you know
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 03:56 |
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It should be called the sexfl. Sex sellsfl
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 17:53 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 18:18 |
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I wish mutant league football was real
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 19:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld36IkitU8Q
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 20:46 |
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make fun of me if you must, but i've been wasting my last week listening to old bray wyatt promos in the background and keeping an ear out for words that sounded out of place. not sure i got the whole "message" but this seems to possibly be what he's referring to?Bray Wyatt, RAW September 2016 posted:The wolf dog will never lose sleep, worrying about the feelings of sheep. I am the color red, in a world of black and white and if you value your ability to breathe. Bray Wyatt, RAW August 2016 posted:Y'see, Chris Jericho. I am the spider. A beast of many legs. But you, Chris Jericho, man. You are also the spider. You see in me the spider that is, and I see in you the spider that was, the spider that could be! FAKE! Bray Wyatt, RAW December 2016 posted:I am the cure for society's ills. I am! The cancer! Bray Wyatt, RAW October 2016 posted:I am so small. So teensy tiny. iddle widdle baby! BIG!!!!! can't really make sense of it, but i think i'm onto something.
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 21:03 |
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i rearrange the letters in cavauro's post to spell out "I drink wee and eat doo ” and discard the additional letters
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 22:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:12 |
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Shinjobi posted:Please stop fighting we need to band together in these trying times
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 23:36 |