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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

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They're saying the winner (Maximum Security) changed lanes and hosed over some other horse. This is more exciting than the actual race.

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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

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Two horseys got to win the Derby today? :3:

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

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It looked like the horse version of tripping somebody in soccer-football.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

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CBJSprague24 posted:

:lol: at people reading too deep into these dumbass horse names.

They're always so stupid and I just don't get it. These guys are worth millions of dollars, call them something cool.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

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CBJSprague24 posted:

:lol: the fans are booing.


I'd pull for a horse with a simple name. Like Bill.

Go Bill The Horse.

Flash Gordon.

If I had a contender? Flash Gordon.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

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Well now I just want to see a ten horse pile up.

Except all the euthanasia :(

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

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General Dog posted:

So do the losers become Papa Johns toppings?

They will all stud. It's a platitude and all, but even getting into the Derby really is an honor. Breeding is just like betting but with more money involved.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

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rex rabidorum vires posted:

One if the big races in the UK is known as the 'glue factory'. I'll give you a guess as to why.

Is it because they are high schooler glue sniffing horses? Surely that is it.

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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

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Only in these days of political correctness could the Derby be politicized.

o wai-

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