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I'm kai ryssdal and this...*smarmy pause while i smugly huff an inhaler full of my own farts*...is marketplace
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*actually tries to inform US citizens without shock value or pandering* *follows up report with worst music you have ever heard*
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May 6, 2019 05:51
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a giant loving volcano appeared over middle america today, spewing forth liquid gold but wiping out millions of americans, including women and children. millions more are homeless or suffering. traders on wall street responded favorably to the recent influx of 'liquid' capital. lets do the numbers. *jaunty jazzy tune of 'we're in the money' plays*
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May 6, 2019 05:53
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doctor 7 posted:*actually tries to inform US citizens without shock value or pandering* sounds pretty liberal to me, comrade
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May 6, 2019 05:54
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im gay
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May 6, 2019 05:55
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*Airs investigation on Koch Foundation* *Gets bought out by Koch Foundation*
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May 6, 2019 05:57
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I probably get coffee or something. not everybody who works here is on the freaking radio ya know!!
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May 6, 2019 05:58
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Kak posted:im gay this but enough vocal fry to seduce a sentient fax machine
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May 6, 2019 05:58
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Cubone posted:I probably get coffee or something. not everybody who works here is on the freaking radio ya know!! im the guy who mops up all the loads on wait wait dont stop, an after dark version of a gameshow with a similar name we air it as a threat during telethons
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May 6, 2019 06:00
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~fries own vocal cords in butter with some garlic~
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May 6, 2019 06:02
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May 6, 2019 06:05
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its 3 am, welcome to colorado public radios "the jazz hour". i'm the only jazz fan in all of colorado, sleepy gary. tonight i plan on providing soothing commentary about jazz as well as using my narcoleptic voice to murder more long-haul truckers than sirens did sailors half a millenium ago. join me next week where i go to the house at pueblo where miles davis once took a poo poo in while he was waiting for his tour bus to take him literally anywhere else but pueblo
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May 6, 2019 06:05
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Kak posted:im ira glass
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May 6, 2019 06:06
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"Next time we wi--" the radio fizzles out. You have dipped over the mountain and in the valley the reception is lost. No one is on the road with you. There are no clouds in the sky, no stars. A dull moon, agitated at your presence, hides itself behind a copse of trees. You have never felt more alone. The knot in your chest tightens-- you deserve this.
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May 6, 2019 06:10
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May 6, 2019 06:12
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sweet thursday posted:"Next time we wi--" the radio fizzles out. You have dipped over the mountain and in the valley the reception is lost. No one is on the road with you. There are no clouds in the sky, no stars. A dull moon, agitated at your presence, hides itself behind a copse of trees. You have never felt more alone. The knot in your chest tightens-- you deserve this. moth radio tryhards. classic.
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May 6, 2019 06:18
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*static white noise followed by loud ding dong* THIS *car tires locking up skidding and crashing into a wall* IS *loud cat rowling* RADIO *spooky dramatic synth bite* LABS *loud big ben clock striking gong* TODAY WE *lightning strike* TALKING *loud firework exploding noise* ABOUT *machine gun fire noises* AN APE *soda can popping open loudly* WITH *10 seconds of long dramatic silence* SYPHILLIS
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May 6, 2019 06:20
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*drinks*
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May 6, 2019 06:23
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May 6, 2019 06:25
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sir, i'm not entirely sure if these are relevant 
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May 6, 2019 06:29
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hi welcome to pop culture happy hour, me and some other depressing 40 somethings are going to spend a whole hour dissecting and criticizing works from industries we tried and failed at breaking into for the last 25 years.
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May 6, 2019 06:29
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May 6, 2019 06:31
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could you stop making GBS threads my thread up with drunk youtube links? maybe learn to hold your liquor? thanks.
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May 6, 2019 06:31
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*whispers*
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May 6, 2019 06:32
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*car honking inserted into every on-location news interview as a 'gently caress you' to listeners who commute, which is all of them*
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May 6, 2019 06:34
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I sound like I’m wearing a bowtie. I know that’s pretty much impossible on all accounts, but that’s how it is.
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May 6, 2019 06:34
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*2-4 minute justification as to the historical and cultural importance to just play a song that was popular like 20 years ago* "and that was Nirvana's Nevermind."
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May 6, 2019 06:41
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:moth radio tryhards. classic. One day you'll see. You'll all see. I'll be out of these doors so fast once the podcast takes off. Once I start making that ziprecruiter money.
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May 6, 2019 06:47
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Welcome once again to the Food Schmooze. On today's program, a new twist on an old classic. Eating rear end--with smoked pork belly. But first, here is a gay guy that will talk about a wine. Cheers. *chortles merrily* Everybody eats...when they come to my house!
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May 6, 2019 06:48
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doctor 7 posted:*2-4 minute justification as to the historical and cultural importance to just play a song that was popular like 20 years ago* yeah that's great stuff, Bill. i just rolled it by our editor, Deaf Jimmy, and he said to go ahead and do a folk cover of nevermind for the next break. my nephew who saw someone playing banjo once is gonna take a crack at it.
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May 6, 2019 06:57
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its been about a decade since the day the electric company shut off our delinquent power during a visit from ladysmith black mumbazzo. the tiny desk concert remains one the longest and most transparent coverups in public broadcasting history
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May 6, 2019 07:01
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:its been about a decade since the day the electric company shut off our delinquent power during a visit from ladysmith black mumbazzo. the tiny desk concert remains one the longest and most transparent coverups in public broadcasting history
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May 6, 2019 07:11
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me and the other host take turns blowing each other and talking
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May 6, 2019 07:30
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:I'm kai ryssdal and this...*smarmy pause while i smugly huff an inhaler full of my own farts*...is marketplace I was going to post something similar to this in the other NPR thread but I'm glad I didn't because this was better
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May 6, 2019 08:23
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But Marketplace is from American Public Media and Radiolab and This American Life are PRX
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May 6, 2019 08:49
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*received funding from the koch brothers*
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May 6, 2019 10:00
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:sir, i'm not entirely sure if these are relevant what is he even doing
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May 6, 2019 10:26
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I, for one, enjoyed watching the capybara eat rhubarb and swim in a pool.
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May 6, 2019 11:08
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Mr. Shortz, every time you call someone a 'retard' on air we have to do another take. No Mr. Shortz, 'mongoloid' is also not acceptable.
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... and Rob Stein is here to report on the recent Medicare crisis while tongue-wrestling four slugs into his microphone. Good morning, Rob. Tthhhhaannkkssshh, Ssshhteeeevvveee.
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