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ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Can someone remind me who that reporter woman with the extremely annoying voice was

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 15:03

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:01

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

a dingus posted:

I'm ZooooOOOoy Chaaaeeese and this is a story abowut how my accent relates to [identity label 1], [gender] and connecting to your [identity label 2].

Hmmm, maybe i should have read the page

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 15:05

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Diane Rehm.

Upon further research, it's definitely Zoe Chase

what the gently caress even is that accent?

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 16:10

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Typical boomer, honestly, completely incapable of doing her job, but keeps getting cortoroid shots straight in her neck so she can take a job away from a non-corpse American

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 18:37

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Jernesto Chihuahua-Chompiras reporting in live from the GOP caucus meeting on "Are Concentration Camps Good?"

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 18:48

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

NPR, officially sponsored by the SuccDem foundation

I stopped listening to NPR when they had a 10 minute story about some lady battling her HOA to let her hang clothing outside

We were right in the middle of the Benghazi scandal, and they spent all that time on some dippy democrat who thought she was saving the world by dry hanging her clothes as she lives in her gated community and commutes 1 hour to her job at the corporate marketing capitalism machine

# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 18:35

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

okay I'm no big fan of either major American political party but I've been dying to ask this of someone who uses the term "succdem":

what proportion of the American electorate do you see as your enemy

and does that figure fill you with despair

America is the enemy, pal

The whole shebang

# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 04:07

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

you didn't answer the second question

The only things I'm afraid of is clowns and rollercoasters

# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 14:46

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I'm so glad NPR is talking to Tucker Chudderson; he's one of the good republicans, he only wants to kill illegals, and not gays also

# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 05:07

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

shhhhhheeeeeeeeeeit

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 03:12

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Breakfast All Day posted:

It's because the mythical Conflicted Republican is the only person who could every be swayed by their reporting, which would make it meaningful and progressive, rather than the status quo apologia/reinforcement it is.

But ultimately it's because they're all petit boug ivy league grads who have never existed in the world outside of the political/media class so only have the clumsy lens of liberal critique which is doomed to credulity and constant surprise at every fractal feature of the world because there's no structural theory to build a better, predictive model (because then you'd have to talk about class, capitalism, ideology, etc.).

My favorite bald-faced example of the credulous naivety (not the ideological blindness) is still near the end of Serial season 1 Adnan having to yell at Sarah Koenig that she doesn't know him, because after working on the story for years she's completely oblivious to him being a compulsive liar. Even he's tired of her getting confused by every detail. And she still doesn't get it, and takes it to be him calling out something about her relationship to the story or some poo poo (because in the end for all of these NPR journos it's about ~~their journey~~).

"Geez lady, you know I'm full of poo poo, right?"

"Was this his way of saying id never inderstand his struggle?"

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 15:20

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Adnan did it.

He 100% did it

Now, I don't think he got a fair trial, on account of his lawyer being a moron, the cops having a lot of circumstantial evidence, and the overt racism of the case

But, yeah, he for sure murdered that girl

# ¿ Jul 6, 2019 20:17

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

The best thing about Car Talk is that both those dudes actually hated cars, lmao

# ¿ Jul 6, 2019 20:18

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I listened to 2 episodes of season 3 and didn't get poo poo out of it. It's basically a white lady being like, "Wow, did you guys know that the poor are getting hosed by the system??"

No poo poo, lady, welcome to America.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 14:58

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

have we said Nice Polite Republicans yet?

# ¿ Jul 17, 2019 17:27

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

RIP to the only good thing NPR ever had on

https://jalopnik.com/car-talks-long-goodbye-1833728790?utm_source=pocket-newtab

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 15:37

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Blast of Confetti posted:

car talk was good even if you dont like cars because they were having a blast and were funny which is rare for npr

And they hated cars, which is hilarious

# ¿ Sep 8, 2019 23:25

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I'm cokie roberts

you can tell i'm a secret republican by my retarded name

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# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 02:47

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:01

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Hi, I'm Dougwell Maxim at NPR, to tell you all about the wonderful things Capitalist has done for you! Here with me is Kitty Spankleford

# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 13:59

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