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using the site https://talktotransformer.com, you can give a neural network a snippit of text and have it finish for you, like so: all posting will now be automated. you will not receive severance Farecoal fucked around with this message at 01:55 on May 9, 2019 |
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May 9, 2019 01:52
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quote:using the site https://talktotransformer.com/, you can give a neural network a snippit of text and have it finish for you, like so: oops. I made it self aware by mistake.
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May 9, 2019 01:54
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Hurf de Durf its BYOB time Sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme This is BYOB and you can hang with me You can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me If you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down Just post a thread and they come around All you have to do is wait All you gotta get right is get out the door We like to party the best with beer and Ya'll ain't seen nothing like it on earth yet It's BYOB and you can chill out with me Sittin in my bed and smoke a bong with me Hey Hey hey hey hey hey Hey Hey hey hey hey Hey Hey hey hey hey Hey Hey hey hey hey Hey Hey hey hey hey Hey Hey hey hey hey Yo, bye yo Ya're feelin that you're not gonna feel it anymore Yo, bye yo yo Yo, bye yo yo Yo, bye yo yo Yo, bye yo yo Hey hey hey hey hey Hey Hey hey hey hey hey Bye bye bye bye bye Bye bye bye bye bye Bye bye bye bye bye bye Bye bye bye bye bye bye |
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Amateur Saboteur posted:"Web Page Blocked! oops put a comma in the url by mistake  as far as i can tell wotu.ac.uk does not exist Farecoal fucked around with this message at 02:00 on May 9, 2019 |
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May 9, 2019 01:55
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Manifisto posted:Hurf de Durf its BYOB time ---------------- |
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May 9, 2019 01:56
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Everyone knows there's only two types of sex: Anal 1, and Anal 2. If you're a real sex freak, you probably know Anal 2. I don't want to talk about anal, I think most dudes do, because anal means the bottom is at one, and the middle, and the top. And in case you missed it, there's two types of sexual expression and when someone is gay (because, you know… they are) they use sex for its own sake and that includes both anal and oral. And I love anal. I've been giving anal to friends for years, not just because it's always fun, but just because my dick feels so good, even if my girlfriend didn't like it I've had a long history with it. And I'm a big fan of the oral side. Oral sex can be a bit rough and, well... it is definitely rough. And we can discuss all kinds of things, but if you want this one I urge you to talk about this with your partner.
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May 9, 2019 01:57
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quote:Next thing people are gonna say Jesus did not go to any parties. The Bible tells us the stories of Jesus going to parties," he wrote. "He went to meet the people of the synagogue, not the people of the synagogue of Jesus. People know the stories, so you don't say it! Jesus went to his house and met his Jewish family."
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FutonForensic posted:Everyone knows there's only two types of sex: Anal 1, and Anal 2. If you're a real sex freak, you probably know Anal 2. "Cold night, windy city. Crab legs on the dresser, so she's in for it now. I gave her one last final chance and now my P-90 is fully loaded, walmart rounds, they were having a sale" ---------------- |
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Amateur Saboteur posted:this bot is chill. someone post one for me since im in prison. Cold night, windy city. Crab legs on the dresser, so she's in for it now. I gave her one last final chance and now my P-90 is fully loaded, walmart rounds, they were having a sale, ammo... I just have to get in there and run. I'm already running in the dark, trying to ignore the cold, getting to her now. I'm about to start pulling the trigger on the trigger, when I hear an alarm - it's not just me, in the middle of the night I hear someone talking to someone, the door squeaks open to let someone in. I pull out my gun, only waiting for the call for reinforcements. It's me. |
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May 9, 2019 02:02
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Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me. It seems the world must not know how lucky I have been to have experienced so much joy in my life, and to grow up so deeply grateful and dedicated to God. I am sure there are many out there with the same feeling - I always wonder if they're just too busy to realize their "love" is merely the expression of a person's real feelings. I hope they don't think of me as some kind of "gorgeous" type who has gone out of his way to create a good relationship with me. I hope when they meet me they will realize that these feelings come from deep inside their own hearts and are not inauthentic! Please do tell. P.S. Thank you for your thoughtful letter. Sincerely, (Aunt B.C. with love, T.)
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May 9, 2019 02:03
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And I was very impressed with the boats torture," said Gautier of the incident that took place during his trip to the Caribbean port of Antigua and Barbuda on June 13. |
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May 9, 2019 02:05
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Here we come Walkin' down the street We get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around But we're too cute to ever do anything wrong Here's what people say A little girl in a dress is crazy There's a little girl in the corner So what if she's scared of clowns But she has no idea they are evil And she's scared of clowns So don't call me a crazy girl I'm crazy too Yeah, you know that's a weird name But I like the funny name Let's roll up my black dress (And wear my wig like a clown) Let's roll up my black skirt (And wear my mask like a girl) And come here to play Let's just say, hey, ho, Ho! |
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happy birthday hamjobs " on the show, "Gimme My Dick!" But wait there's more! According to Radar Online, they have a secret love affair dating back to 2002 when he appeared on her "Sirens" television show. It wasn't long before he showed up with his wife and got them married! "The two-time Emmy winner had the idea to come on the show back in 2002 as a guest co-host. He was actually the one who suggested it, according to his book The Art of Sex," says Radar. PHOTOS: Stars whose girlfriends gave away their 'sexiest secret' The Hollywood Life confirmed that one of the stars he appeared on the show with was Britney. On his "Gimme My Dick!" DVD, the "Millionaire Bachelor" said Britney showed him "some very sexy photos" from 2001 that she sent him from her "My Little Pony." He also added, "In particular, the pictures were of the two of them together and ----- 
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May 9, 2019 02:07
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I can't believe Batman killed this guy I just made up, Ingmar Krumpel We already wrote him all out! I bet you could have got away with anything If you only tried hard enough But you're too clever You don't have enough brainpower to run |
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Farecoal posted:Cold night, windy city. Crab legs on the dresser, so she's in for it now. I gave her one last final chance and now my P-90 is fully loaded, walmart rounds, they were having a sale, ammo... I just have to get in there and run. I'm already running in the dark, trying to ignore the cold, getting to her now. Manifisto posted:Here we come ---------------- |
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hey man, I'm Dippy Bitch. The thing I was gonna do today is do you a favor and tell you what happens." He grinned as he went to the back of the barroom, grabbing a small bottle of liquor, his hands gripping some paper shreds. As he put the shreds down on the ground, he grinned, putting another on the table, "I don't wanna see your face with those paper shreds any more, you wanna keep them?" Dippy blinked twice, before nodding, "sure." |
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES WHERE WE THINK THERE IS SOMETHING BAD HAPPENING, YOU'd NEED TO COME UP WITH ONE WAY TO SAY MY BITCHES ARE CRYING AT MY SWEET BATH (WHICH ARE BEING DEFEATED BY ONE ANOTHER IN THE WOODS AND STRAVE UP BY OUR PLEASURES AND WALLS OF FAITH). WHAT THE gently caress DO YOU PLAN ON DOING ABOUT WHAT I'M DOING TO YOU?? THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO MY CUSTOMER AND YOU DID NOT PAY FOR IT, YOU PLAN ON DOING IT AGAIN... THIS IS A REPAIR MAN. WILTER DENT HE IS DEAD. STUBHALL STUBHALL. I LOVED YOU. WE COULD'VE CHOSE ANOTHER GIRL FOR ME. LONGBONE LONGBONE, HE WAS MY FRIEND. STUBHALL He was a little…not sweet…but…my sweet girl. She is… |
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Great now I'm really scared
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Manifisto posted:HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES WHERE WE THINK THERE IS SOMETHING BAD HAPPENING, YOU'd NEED TO COME UP WITH ONE WAY TO SAY MY BITCHES ARE CRYING AT MY SWEET BATH (WHICH ARE BEING DEFEATED BY ONE ANOTHER IN THE WOODS AND STRAVE UP BY OUR PLEASURES AND WALLS OF FAITH). WHAT THE gently caress DO YOU PLAN ON DOING ABOUT WHAT I'M DOING TO YOU?? THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO MY CUSTOMER AND YOU DID NOT PAY FOR IT, YOU PLAN ON DOING IT AGAIN... THIS IS A REPAIR MAN. ---------------- |
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Ok let's cut the BS: Hitler was actually bad at mathematics, but he got a job at Intel, and then the Nazis gave him a Nobel Peace Prize instead. A lot of mathematicians would be pretty surprised at this. |
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May 9, 2019 02:20
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Here's a new supervillain I created: "the clowner" [link] on Twitter that has over 5,000 followers. He will use Twitter as the base for other projects. The "villain," though he may appear to be just a robot or some other thing, can be anything he wishes. His name is "the clowner," and he is currently creating a series of videos with new characters, including one called "The Clowner's Revenge: A Revenge Series." |
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May 9, 2019 02:22
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Goons Are Great posted:Great now I'm really scared Great now I'm really scared Aubrey Plaza: gently caress yeah! I'm going to gently caress a bootie. Megan Woods: Hey, how'd you get it back, do you have a name? Amanda: It's a bootie, it's mine. Amanda: So that makes it my booty. Sara Stone: So am I yours or not? Amanda: Not mine. I'm not your bootie. Sara Stone: gently caress you, bootie. I am. Amanda: So I'm gonna give a bootie too.
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Garfield vs ISIS - "I Have a Job" The last song off the album is a quick song about our recent trip to Baghdad and the people who are helping us. All images via Spotify |
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quote:why would anybody need that many goddamn buns?", and "The only reason for the fact is because they are a giant and lazy rear end rear end. It's like when you get into that little old lady's life... she's got to work."
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Help! My dick is stuck in the VCR, and no, I will not explain why. I really don't think I'll ever find it again. Just wait. Oh, wait; no, the VCR isn't holding itself together, thanks. That's for sure, too :-P Anyway! I'd like to say that as I get to my next project, I'm really starting to grow fond of a computer keyboard. I still type a lot, but I guess it's pretty much like writing to it. The computer keyboard is a kind of little robot that lives in your mouth that will let you read and write. The key, which looks like the VCR's standard A + B combo, holds up in the mouth, but when held down you may spit out the string if the keyboard is wet. And if you are unfortunate enough to have a dry mouth, your |
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Could Jesus microwave a burriot so hot that even He could not eat it? Can someone really melt a fish in his hands? Is this Jesus? Jesus, who ate Jesus as a child, probably did and did not do this, and probably was not the one who made it. This is a very well-known Biblical story. In any case, I don't want to start a religion where I have to prove that Jesus didn't do it with anything but raw butter and raw meat. But in this case, what if it's someone who knows about this particular story? What if a Christian, who believes that all the Christians are crazy for reading the Bible to themselves, then they find out there are more Christians? Does it matter? For heaven's sake, you really don't need them for the story, did you? The story begins when John's brother, Phoebe, and two other missionaries come and take away her husband. John had been faithful to his wife and her
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compare:quote:Twas brillig, and the slithy toves with quote:Twas brillig, and the slithy toves it doesn't "get" nonsense and clearly prefers to work with conventional text if it can, but if it's forced to work with nonsense it will try to parse it as . . . I guess old english text? seriously I am impressed and a bit alarmed at how well this thing can get general gists. |
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Stoner Sloth posted:Jesus, who ate Jesus as a child, probably did and did not do this, and probably was not the one who made it. lmao |
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quote:I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. We are back on track at work and as we say, God takes the lead. And, please, give credit where credit is due, I can only hope to see you back at work soon!
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alnilam posted:holy shiot holy shiot. I just can't stop looking at 'em. They'd look even more hideous than they do today. The old ones were so ugly you could have a man on a motorcycle with them! You'll see what I mean. "The idea," Professor Kupke wrote, "was to replace certain symbols or words. Thus I was able to show this: The eagle, or the flag, or that one word "fantastic."" Kupke then drew a diagram of a symbol with eight eyes (four above each wing and two around the body): |
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Wendy's breakfast menu post ideas pls. i'm going to pitch my million dollar idea to Dave himself this friday jr. bacon hash n cheese on a halved croissant bun hearty chili n croutons big breakfast salad jr. sausage, turkey, chicken breast, brussels sprout, and bacon on toast w/ jr. onions beverage selection: ginfruit juice, milk chocolate mocha, and coffee creamer wish list: $80/day - food from local vendors. b/c its a small place with a few tables to eat and you only get one bag per transaction. The first day was a bust. Dave's was closed so we couldn't find other tables and it ended up being full! I ordered a croissant bun with a side of eggs. I got nothing and ended up ordering all the toppings and putting it on every plate so then my order was out at the end of our meal because I had to pay extra for a big breakfast entree (which we only got 2.5 bag!) After paying for my meal, we ordered for |
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Big dick daddy dongle's dongarium + "big rear end" + "big ol' rear end" + "big" daddy dick + "big dong" dongly + daddy dick + dick + dong + dong - dong - dick - dong + "dong" |
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Do androids dream of electric sheep? Yeah, for two people. We dream of our robots living a life of pleasure and comfort—with their own toys, friends, and family? Y'know, robots that they build for themselves, and which you can drive when you get hungry? No? Well, then they want to be loved and entertained, right? Well, guess what? We too can be robots and enjoy being robots, no matter what type of robot we are: we just may need to make some changes to our life if we wish for that kind of happiness. But there's even an alternative to living like robot: We've already taken the plunge, I'm sure. But if it doesn't work out, I'm ready to make it work out. I'm ready for my robot children… I'm ready for my robot robot children The problem with this is that the robot children were written, produced, designed and written down on paper, and I didn't have to print them out in the first place. I have my own toys
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Thingyman posted:Big dick daddy dongle's dongarium + "big rear end" + "big ol' rear end" + "big" daddy dick + "big dong" dongly + daddy dick + dick + dong + dong - dong - dick - dong + "dong" hang it up folks we are officially superfluous
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