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It's so semi-random and semi-zany! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 11, 2019 03:22
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In all honesty though put your full name in (first, middle, last).
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quote:suck my dick you gently caress man. suck my dick you gently caress man. ********************* RAW Paste Data [M4M] [A1F] [Domination] [Penis] [Cum-Slap] [Him-She-Man] [Kissing] Tags: [Cunnilingus] [Willing] [Bondage] [Doggy Style] [Cuckolding] [Pantyhose Dance] [Cock Toss] [Creampie] [Naked] [Blowjob] [Strapon] [Cunnilingus] [Gag] [Dildo Play] [Slapping] [
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May 11, 2019 03:32
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The worst thing to say after sex is 1. And this is what the word sex feels like to you? 2. How was your sleep after you got home from work last night? 3. Does your penis look like ____? 5. I'm not even loving trying to rape you and I have no intention of loving you. There is no reason to rape you any time soon. I love you. You're mine. I will always love you. The world is going to hell, it's not up to one man to change it. 6. Do you want me to rape you after that? Does it feel any better to just give in? You know I am the last one who wants a rape, but gently caress it, I got a few bucks in me and a few hours and a couple of beers ahead of me I get over this loving thing now and I'm going to gently caress you in a way that you never imagined, ____ and you're just a helpless thing who can't say no. 7. You're the last person on earth I would ever want to rape, right? Wrong
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May 11, 2019 03:34
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Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his rear end in a top hat to talk? I can barely tell how many times I see it, right down to the fact that, if there's one guy who can totally do a job, it's the guy who is always saying "I didn't do a thing wrong." He's such a great dude and the person I think really does the best job on your team that he's always sitting there looking like we're being told off to give us a pat on the head instead of doing his job as a team member. We've all done stupid poo poo, but I'm not going to try and say I'm proud of it. The guy who taught me to yell at your rear end should be. This has never worked out for the Raiders, though. Maybe you can blame Steve, who knows what the team is worth. Yes, Steve. [laughter]
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May 11, 2019 03:35
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Big Beef City posted:In all honesty though put your full name in (first, middle, last). Big Beef City ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> 1. You were talking about the D.K.L-O's? - Yes. The D.K.L-O - the D.K.L-O is a type of super villain. There are a couple, but they exist mainly because the comics don't show them in action. The D.K.L-O is an extremely violent, evil villain that terrorized this country. It comes at us from behind - in a manner similar to Gwyneth Paltrow. 2. How do you deal with that? The way you react to them is based on your personal experience and the situations you've faced as a comicbook character - you're not afraid to kick some rear end with it and you don't fear death. 3. You're also incredibly intelligent. I remember reading something about you where you said you weren't even allowed to read books anymore. What do you mean? This entire interview has been recorded. You're allowed to read comics, but you're not permitted to read superheroes,
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May 11, 2019 03:37
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. Now, for twelve years he has had twelve sons. Twelve years and I have not given my life. You say I have been trying to kill myself. That is not true. Now you ask: Who was this Galt? Well, in this little village, if he had been a man, that village would have turned the country over to him overnight, overnight! For twelve years, you have been asking: Who am I? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. But if I want to die, I can not stop living, because you cannot stop living if you don't ask for what you want. But you have asked questions that the truth cannot answer, and you have asked, at this point, questions that a man would never ask. And so I have been asked these questions many times. These are his eight questions. His eight questions: Who am I? Why am I here?
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May 11, 2019 03:37
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Big Beef City posted:It's so semi-random and semi-zany! Don't care about the thread but this probe is some serious bullshit.
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May 11, 2019 03:37
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Don't care about the thread
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May 11, 2019 03:38
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FactsAreUseless posted:then don't post in it I care about Big Beef City. 
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May 11, 2019 03:38
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Big Beef City posted:In all honesty though put your full name in (first, middle, last). "Hemingway to go!", who was awarded a scholarship at the University of Georgia last year, has been named the NBSA's Young Man of the Year. The former Georgia star, known as "Tiger Mama," is the only player inducted into the NBSA Hall of Fame in the past 15 years. The Atlanta Falcons, along with the Georgia State University football team, Georgia Tech, Southern Mississippi University, Georgia Community College, the University of Georgia, and the University of Georgia Tech will hold ceremonies in front of the NBA's newest trophy on Oct. 22 at 3:30 p.m. ET at Georgia Community College, the school announced Saturday. While "go!" doesn't play football — he is currently a senior in high school — his passion for the sport has helped him get his foot in the door of an elite college program. While at Georgia State he won multiple team awards and a state championship, and he took
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Big Beef City posted:It's so semi-random and semi-zany! Well thank Christ a GBS poster was here to poo poo up a thread on the first post, what a new and original thing. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. [1/6/2016 4:32:14 PM] -User is reported You are going to hell, muthafucka. I can't believe I'm reading about this so seriously. That's not good. I've seen this posted so infrequently before, and now I guess it's true that you guys go off on a couple of threads every now and then. You don't wanna know, you don't want to know. So stop posting. The thread that everyone is talking about is not the thread I'm talking about. Oh my gods, don't even have to reply to the thread, because your posts are gonna blow it open, it's going to start going up, I'm gonna need help. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. User is reported I can't see why you were talking about it again. If that was the thread and this guy was talking about it, then you shouldn't be loving around
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May 11, 2019 03:42
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Don't care about the thread but this probe is some serious bullshit. 
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May 11, 2019 03:45
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I didn't really understand what the gently caress this thread was about until I clicked the link and then it all made sense. It's kind of neat. I type "I just flew in from Moscow" hoping for a "and boy are my arms tired!" but this AI seems to be more interested in politics than 100 year old jokes:quote:A Russian Foreign Ministry spokesman told the press briefing this was an "exchange": It stopped there. I guess it got bored.
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May 11, 2019 03:46
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Big Beef City posted:It's so semi-random and semi-zany! It's so semi-random and semi-zany! It has a really cute and very cute soundtrack and it also has fun dialog which is really nice! But the real standout here is the story and characters. They are really well drawn and interesting while also being totally understandable since they have just about any background to them (like how you would find out about the "giant squid thing") They also have a really nice and funny banter which helps the characters interact well so you're not going to mind.Overall: I give it one star, because of some annoying and annoying dialogue but all overall I think its cute and the characters are very well done and very well composed. And because they're so cute they actually have a really fun sense of humor, sometimes just funny and sometimes just scary. The pacing is just too slow. But overall it's a really fun game. I liked it that
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May 11, 2019 03:46
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:Well thank Christ a GBS poster was here to poo poo up a thread on the first post, what a new and original thing. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. [1/6/2016 4:32:14 PM] But I like me some good, weird-looking men, don't I?" I said. "Or this guy." I turned and went out into the corridor. I walked around the corner back up the stairs and stopped at the far end. The man was on his knees, looking down at the floor and his arms spread wide. He had tears in his eyes. I didn't let go. I stood there, smiling. "You don't look nice," he said. He looked me over. I was wearing a red dress shirt, a blue crop top and black leather knee length sandals. "A couple of years ago," he said. "That's how we got to know each other." He turned to look at me. "You didn't start seeing girls while me and Harry were dating; your parents did all the talking and stuff." He held out his shirt to me. I didn't have it on, but the shirt was black leather, the color of leather.
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May 11, 2019 03:47
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May 11, 2019 03:47
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Hi, my name is Kirk Johnson, and I am responsible for the project. First things first, this may be my first post here at the Internet. I don't have any experience in IT, software development as it could be. I'm trying to gain some basic understanding with it, but I didn't find anything to start with. One of the first things on my end to answer this was getting the correct information about what this site is. I didn't realize (and I hope I didn't realize) what the title was. What I was hoping to have explained, although I haven't been able to find the answer in detail for these people, was if I could actually make some sort of sense of what this project is, what the purpose of it is, and why I was putting it on the internet.
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May 11, 2019 03:47
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Yeah this thing wants to talk politics.quote:Space. The final frontier. But for that to happen you need a lot of people working for them, at least the people that are actually interested. So that's what we do at the National Security Agency. We keep track of the people that want to do the things we do, who want to do it here. Then we sort the rest of it by how valuable we think it is, and that's also the role of the deputy director for security policy. I feel bad for it.
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May 11, 2019 03:50
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We slept in what had once been the gymnasium. The floor was of varnished wood, with stripes and circles painted on it, for the games that were formerly played there; and the ceiling was made of black marble. In a corner there was a pool of water filled with water so thick that in a few minutes it began to seep down your legs and into your skin. All that you could hear were the whispers of a small and gentle girl who was lying there like a doll with her legs spread over the pool. I was still looking upon her as though I were waiting in my hotel room. I think my first thoughts went towards the thought of what had been on board the ship. The day of boarding the Royal Navy was a day to celebrate the end of the last war. There was a great storm to celebrate the victory that was fought on the beaches. The ship was a royal ship . The men had done something amazing on that day. [Opening to The Handmaid's Tale]
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May 11, 2019 03:51
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Also congratulations everyone, our poo poo posting has been replaced by a poo poo posting machine. I know it's been a rough 20 some years, but we have finally been relieved.
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May 11, 2019 03:53
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I don't "get" the avant garde cinema like the kids today do, I guess.quote:HEY! WHO FARTED? [A short pause, then some more.] DON'T. FIND MY FOREHEAD. (beat) WOOOOORLD WAAAAAAAAAAAH! (short pause) OH MY GOD! [He turns around, but quickly stops and begins laughing again.] DON'T BE LIKE THAT. FOREHEAD. FOREHEAD. FOREHEAD. [This time he stands up and walks towards the door, carrying a stick.] I SEE WHERE SOMEONE SAID SOMEONE MURDERED ME AND I THOUGHT I WOULD GET A FOREHEAD, but IT'S A JAR AND A STICK! [He picks it up like a toy and walks out the door.] OH MY GOD I DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING! OH GOD! [The camera shifts to a close up. He's standing in the middle of the room.] OH GOD I'M SO STURDY! OH GOD! [He stands up, his face is covered with blood and he is laughing with pleasure as the blood covers his face.] DON'T COMES WITH NO SKIRT! OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY! [The camera pulls back to reveal another dead man who's face is covered with blood with a stick on it.] FOREHEAD! FOREHEAD
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GBS And General Forum Rules - CLICK THIS IMMEDIATELY How to get rid of negative information As a person who works within a system, I do have issues with negative information - especially that sort that comes from the internet (which means it's written by people that know how to do their job, for example). I am fairly conscious of this problem and I am aware that many people (some of whom I consider myself friends) are suffering from similar issues. My personal advice for anyone suffering from the same thing as me? 1. The best way to eliminate a negative information situation is to either find a way to erase it from your brain (and eventually the internet) or you can just ignore it completely. (That would be a good way to know if it is a real problem as you are able to ignore it forever; however, to ignore it for good is to allow it to affect your life). 2. No matter.
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May 11, 2019 03:56
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The men had done something amazing that day. They'd been on a plane with all sorts of women, men, and some men and women, who in a rush had decided to stop what they were doing and go to a party. They hadn't planned on a serious date of any kind with their dates or girlfriends, but the fact that they were on a flight with so many people made it the best thing that ever happened to them--and one of the worst things that ever happened to them. As fate would have it, the woman who came to pick them up at the terminal didn't like any of this and just walked through the door. They had stopped drinking at least a second time before she finally caught up with them and offered them a drink--the first in nearly seven months--and asked what they'd done wrong that day on their plane. They'd started drinking again just then as part of a ritual from one woman to another.
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May 11, 2019 03:59
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:Also congratulations everyone, our poo poo posting has been replaced by a poo poo posting machine. Brawnfire has fully automated his twitter shitposting. This account is all bot: https://twitter.com/BelinhaClacher/status/1126968655672217600
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May 11, 2019 03:59
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Neophyte posted:I don't "get" the avant garde cinema like the kids today do, I guess. similar starting content and outcome: quote:I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I'M PICKLE RICK! I'm pickled by all these cool people! But it's all a distraction! If we're too busy, everyone will be too busy!' William Henry Hairytaint posted:Yeah this thing wants to talk politics. It's like if you give it something weird it makes it boring and if you give it something boring suddenly there's mutilation and loving.
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May 11, 2019 04:01
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May 11, 2019 04:01
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Dune. Desert Planet. This is a fantastic place to learn about the world without getting into a big book of geography (yet). I will recommend this to anyone looking for some general background reading on the area. You should also pick up some literature (for kids) and go exploring with friends. And then you need to bring your kids. For those of you who may not know, this area is the oldest desert planet in the solar system. In fact, you can check out maps of the desert planet here. But I'm more fascinated by these areas for a few reasons. One is that they do not appear to have much land area, but they are quite dense and there are a couple of huge rivers that flow into the desert. So it's like there are these big lakes on Earth where most of life exists. It seems to me like it may be possible to make a planet of these types, as opposed to the rocky worlds in our solar system
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May 11, 2019 04:04
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Donald Trump and Barack Obama order a bottle of tequila and start taking body shots. Barack goes to lick Donald's face, and as he does a little more, he turns around and starts slapping the table. Donald tells him that's a bad sign. So Trump puts his foot in the door . He tries to break the glass, but fails miserably, resulting in Donald kicking him out. Donald then tells Obama that he thinks President Obama is going to kill him, and that he's going to give him the finger and kill his baby. Donald then walks over to the desk, picks up a small stack of business cards, and leaves with the cards . Next thing you know Barack Obama and Hillary are calling Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton so they can gently caress this up. The next three months ended with Trump running for president, and he won. A young Bill Clinton tells Donald Trump why he didn't run. Bill says Clinton says no.
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May 11, 2019 04:08
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:Donald Trump and Barack Obama order a bottle of tequila and start taking body shots. 
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I worked at a theater in 2008. The animated Star Wars movie, The Clone Wars, was out. On a Sunday morning, the projectionist accidentally started Tropic Thunder instead of The Clone Wars. "I didn't know what to do," she says, "and my wife said, 'You know, you don't even know how to write an opinion piece.' I just felt like I was the object of suspicion and hatred. She was telling me to stay away from it, but I was not afraid, knowing what a big deal it could turn out to be." She wrote a piece titled "The Case Against Disney and their War on Anime." She is far, far less concerned with "cultural appropriation" now than she was last year. On April 2nd, she published an article in The Hollywood Reporter titled "Disney's War on Anime and the Unconscious" in which she wrote that the American Film Institute is "trending against anime's representation as an alternative culture on American campuses." She criticized the institution,
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I'm just completely loving baffled at what this thing comes up with and how the entire format of the response it gives you is unpredictable. Like if it's going to give you a porno and series of tages or an encyclopedia entry or even a goddamn script, and that once it somehow decides on what's appropriate it sticks to it as hard as it can quote:we don't have coke, is bepis ok? gently caress is it doing. The timestamps make sense and it's almost a coherent conversation except not at all.
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Hemingway To Go! posted:It's like if you give it something weird it makes it boring and if you give it something boring suddenly there's mutilation and loving. If you give it a list it'll usually take a stab at making one. The three best dogs in the world are: 1.) A.G. Heisler, 6′-2″, 220 lbs. These are the same body type as the best dogs – big-boned. These are the two puppies that I want. I want them to be the next Michael Vick. It's our responsibility to help them overcome any obstacles in their life. If anything, I want them to feel good. I want them to be happy and healthy. 2.) B.J. Smith, 4′, 135 lbs. This dog has had the perfect combination of everything – good health, good temperament (but not perfection). He had a small problem, but when I tried to get the dog out of the dog house – the leash had grown too heavy to get him out and he died. Then I gave him a clean bedtime in the middle of winter. 3.) C.C. Boonville, 10′ – 17 lbs. I found a very interesting story at a pet store and read it to everyone. The story said that this young dog didn't need any help; what he needed was the right training. It wasn't an easy decision, but it just made the world a better place for him. As a result of the incident, he developed PTSD.
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quote:Tell me you love me you little bitch I'm sorry I can't kiss you. Tell me you love me we get it covered... And we love each other. What did you think would happen next? And this would be it? Just as I get in your pants again... I'm going to give you a blowjob? (He cocks at you) You were going to let me kiss you but you thought I was making some strange comment. Oh god let me cum. Cum for me. Yes cum for me. You need to cum don't you? You can say you loved it don't you? Let your hands down your pants. Do it then. Let yourself cum for me. Is this thing just pulling data from pastebin or something?
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Captain Janeway fights to the death. This is an amazing plot to follow, especially considering that the characters are not the central plot, they've been left out for half of the series. Even the plot of The Siege is not very good. The writing is terrible from beginning to end and in some cases outright annoying. My only real problem is the writing of the action scenes: while they aren't that bad, they can be boring and frustrating to me. They take forever to get going because the dialogue is all over the place, the character interactions are all over the place, and there's a ton of dialogue to understand. We have one of the very first "in the ring" battles that leaves you asking yourself why the Captain doesn't just give up the fight and be done with this nonsense. That being said, I'm very interested in seeing how they change things up and how much they change things
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C'mon you little pissbitch! You're too slow. [Ding] Momo! Momo! [Ding] …I said "Momo!" [Momo] …I said "I, Momo!" [Momo] …I am Momo! Momo! Momo! [Ding] …I am Momo. [Momo]
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Phyzzle posted:Including a curse word usually gives a meltdown. yeah but that one was insane in a way that made me chuckle it's the parts where it switches from [Ding] to [Momo] while still ranting momo over and over that amuse me for some reason edit: especially considering that stupid loving hoax involving that one dude's weird titty bird lady sculpture
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