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Oh man...a boyfriend? I mean that's pretty good. I don't know how I can compete with that except WAIT! Player 2 has entered the arena and this motherfucker is loving MARRIED! Boom! Headshot! Married > Dating every single time! Get on my level, scrub. I could be married AND have a boyfriend, but I don't want to flex too hard. Just saying you don't want to compete with me unless you're bring your A-game. GG, close. loser. |
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/OOC Maybe she'll pour blue fluid on a tampon! /OOC poo poo, mistell... |
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I have several boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives pouring blue fluid on tampons every day all day! It's expensive, but I'm worth it.
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May 13, 2019 23:06
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my boyfriend watches my wife and I pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month; we're in a polymer triad |
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May 13, 2019 23:54
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Joke's on you, loser, my boyfriend has a wife!
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Joke's on you, loser, my boyfriend has a wife! Same  AND seven husbands
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| um, I have a girlfriend that I watch pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month | |
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May 14, 2019 00:11
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Splatmaster posted:/OOC Maybe she'll pour blue fluid on a tampon!
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May 14, 2019 00:26
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Pssh, whatev. I bet your boyfriend is edition 3 or later. I have an edition 1, mint condition, and it's one of only 300 misprinted boyfriends (the D is cut off) so it's even rarer. |
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May 14, 2019 00:33
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google THIS posted:Pssh, whatev. I bet your boyfriend is edition 3 or later. I have an edition 1, mint condition, and it's one of only 300 misprinted boyfriends (the D is cut off) so it's even rarer. actually, I have a 1st edition rookie boyfriend. signed.
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May 14, 2019 00:44
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my boyfriend has a silver prosthetic, virgin |
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May 14, 2019 01:04
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oh poo poo my b. should read threads. |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:actually, I have a 1st edition rookie boyfriend. signed. Oh yeah? My boyfriend is literally the Stanley Cup *and* he makes me pancakes. |
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May 14, 2019 02:31
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fjirst off my name isn't um
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" said my wife "And he's coming over."
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May 14, 2019 07:38
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Stoner Sloth posted:" said my wife "And he's coming over." to pour blue liquid on a tampon 1x, as per The Monthly Ritual
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hi yes uh my ex bf could pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month but my current one cannot; i am in search of a replacement blue fluid but not replacement boyfriend but you can bring your wife over
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May 14, 2019 16:57
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Boyfriend here, offering services of blue secret generation, usable for tampon purposes. Payable in Bitcoin and reddit upvotes.
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Goons Are Great posted:Boyfriend here, offering services of blue secret generation, usable for tampon purposes. Payable in Bitcoin and reddit upvotes. Sorry I don't date redditors, I have a goonfriend |
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May 14, 2019 19:10
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I only have room for one boyfriend in my life. That boyfriend's name? Jesus. Yes. Jesus. Jesus Hernandez from down the block with the rear end that won't quit. |
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google THIS posted:Pssh, whatev. I bet your boyfriend is edition 3 or later. I have an edition 1, mint condition, and it's one of only 300 misprinted boyfriends (the D is cut off) so it's even rarer. boyfriend without a D is missing an important feature |
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Bo-Pepper posted:I only have room for one boyfriend in my life. That boyfriend's name? Jesus. Yes. Jesus. Jesus Hernandez from down the block with the rear end that won't quit. 'Take this and eat it, for it is my rear end' - Jesus (Hernandez) Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 19:27 on May 14, 2019
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Bo-Pepper posted:I only have room for one boyfriend in my life. That boyfriend's name? Jesus. Yes. Jesus. Jesus Hernandez from down the block with the rear end that won't quit. Stoner Sloth posted:'Take this and eat it, for it is my rear end' - Jesus (Hernandez) |
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Happy for you op, congrats on having both.
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canyoneer posted:boyfriend without a D is missing an important feature
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I'm your boyfriend but I have a boyfriend who has a boyfriend. |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm your boyfriend but I have a boyfriend who has a boyfriend. It's boyfriends all the way down |
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Parts of my body are in fact a boyfriend, depending on the day and the influence of the sun.
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As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives And I'm like no boyfriends? Bitch get on my level. |
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canyoneer posted:boyfriend without a D is missing an important feature hey, listen. some of my best exboyfriends did not have the D and they were perfectly a-ok
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Goons Are Great posted:Parts of my body are in fact a boyfriend, depending on the day and the influence of the sun. can you tell the time by your boyfriend
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canyoneer posted:boyfriend without a D is missing an important feature 
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hamjobs posted:can you tell the time by your boyfriend Yes, also on Wednesdays I shave my boyfriend so he looks nice in public when testing out wild outfits.
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Goons Are Great posted:Yes, also on Wednesdays I shave my boyfriend so he looks nice in public when testing out wild outfits. Ah yes, the Erasure model |
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(an old black-and-white sitcom) Bernice: (peering out the window) Roger, look! The Jenkinses next-door just got a boyfriend! (laugh track) Roger: (not looking up from his newspaper) That's nice, dear. (laugh track) Bernice: Why don't we have a boyfriend, Roger? Roger: we don't need one, dear. (laugh track) Bernice: (in her signature whiny voice) But Rogeeeerrr! (laugh track) Billy: (running into the kitchen) Gee willakers, Ma! The neighbors just got a boyfriend! (laugh track) Bernice: That does it! I'm going to get us a boyfriend if it's the last thing I do! (sustained laugh track) (Roger just looks at the camera and shakes his head, bracing for the disruption to his routine that inevitably ensues whenever his wife trying to do something independently) |
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Finger Prince posted:As I was going to St. Ives |
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google THIS posted:(an old black-and-white sitcom) |
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Goons Are Great posted:Yes, also on Wednesdays I shave my boyfriend so he looks nice in public when testing out wild outfits. I believe you mean "looks nice in pubic" |
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google THIS posted:Pssh, whatev. I bet your boyfriend is edition 3 or later. I have an edition 1, mint condition, and it's one of only 300 misprinted boyfriends (the D is cut off) so it's even rarer. google THIS posted:(an old black-and-white sitcom) |
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if everybody has a boyfriend, then no one has a boyfriend
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