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Whats ur fav Hamburgler Halpar?
Bacon Cheeseburger
Beef Pasta
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Cheesy Beef Pasta
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Hamburger Helper gives me the absolute most wicked farts of all time and it owns.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

tater_salad posted:

Love me some cheeseburger or the cheesey Mexican one. Basically anything with the cheese. Gotta love that cheese poo poo. 2 boxes and 2lbs of beef.. bam Lunch for a week. Sometimes if I feel like being healthy I toss some frozen broccoli in there.

freaking :rip: your office toilet

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat beefy, rip rear end BEEFY

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

I usually make 2 boxes, with one pound hamburger. Kids like the noodles better.

where did u find these kids?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Al dente hamburger helper. Just lmao.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
it smells the same going out as it does when you eat it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i love powered beef

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Senior Scarybagels posted:

I don't take back what I said, RocktheCaulk just lives in a world of terrible food, which makes Hamburger Helper look good by comparison.

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lol thats what you get when youre shopping for a whopping!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ima beefy boy

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

sweet thursday posted:

In case you ever wondered what was under the glove
https://twitter.com/helper/status/920012128576331782

da MFin' share z0ne

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

poverty goat posted:

I've never eaten hamburger helper, and I probably never will

its a good thing to have in the pantry in case you find yourself with too much ground BEEF or whatever.

its a great food to eat if u just got fired/laid off/dumped too. its top tier depression food.

when i wanna tear myself down ill shove as much of it in my mouth as i can and pass out

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
BEEF

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
might have to pick up a pound of the ol BEEF and give it a whirl tonight

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Use two boxes. It’s plenty beefy for your needs.

yeah my BEEF tolerance is pretty high but idk I just want to push myself.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
picked up a box of double cheeseburger mac on the way home (and bourbon)

its goin' down here shortly

cant wait to blow it outta my rear end in ~24-36 hours.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
also look at this hero. HH for breakfast? :worship:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
did double cheeseburger mac last night and hoo boy my farts are somethin' fierce. :blastu:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
all the HH was 2 for $5 at my local grocery store

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Statutory Ape posted:

Jfc that seems horrible and I live in Boston


that seems...perfectly reasonable pricing?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Statutory Ape posted:

i can buy barilla for $1.16/lb and im sure that the hamburger helper thats 2/$5 is probably about 15 ounces of "pasta" with cheese dust worth a fraction of a penny, and purchasable for as much somewhere online


so..no, its not

E: btw, hamburger helper is actually 5-7 ounces per box so potentially considerably less than 15 ounces so haha lol

hmm ok im not into the whole custom assembling hamburger helper since i dont eat it all the time (trying not to get fat)

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Statutory Ape posted:

have you tried exercise


serious question, i find it to be a better use of time than wondering when i can or cant fit hamburger helper into my routine

you cant out-exercise a poor diet.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
love 2 eat powered chease and BEEF

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

Heil Hamburger!!! 1488 calories per serving.

welcome to value country pardner

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Demon Of The Fall posted:



Tonight, we’re going to flavor town

wooo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*bill nye the science guy theme song*


BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

DiggityDoink posted:



Getting beefy MK.II

Much better than the Philly Cheesesteak.

looks fantastic OP nice work!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a bubblin' cauldron of pasta, cheese and BEEF.

what a sight.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

milk is for babies.

yeah, so dont forget it! :D

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

im going to substitute butter :thumbsup:

thats concentrated milk


ncie self own!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
tuna helper is fine but it aint no BEEF

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I got beefy last night. Actually it was this morning but I was up all night. I did the bacon cheeseburger and I was not a fan. I put in the right amount of liquid but it was super soupy. It asked for 3/4 cups of water and 2 cups of milk. I thought that was a lot but I did it anyway and yeah, it was a lot. I had to cook it quite a while longer with the lid off to reduce it down a little.

It wasn't bad but it lacked flavor. Maybe do to being so thin. Nothing some Crystal hot sauce couldn't fix.





nice work OP!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Sid Vicious posted:



Oh yeah here's the rice a roni

And I'm about to get real beefy with it



wheres the dang powdered cheese

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I got 3 Cheese tonight to compare with the Double Cheeseburger that I had earlier this week.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:


HH was 3 for $5. :smug:
BEEF was $8.88

oh my

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
tuna should be eaten raw.

in respect for the incredible animals that they are.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

man i can just taste this BEEF through the screen

well done

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
We eat what we like!


BEEFY

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

wheres the loving BEEF?

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Didn’t even go to the queue to check. Son y’all better check that pantry for some HH.

g*d bles

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