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Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
Is this the self-flagellation we give ourselves for our sins that we have spill onto this world? We try to do good to make up for it, but it's not enough. It's never enough. We give our money and blood and emotions to a shambling lich that should've been laid to rest years ago and its followers are restless yet powerless to overthrow him. Brock Lesnar is going to be champion again, and it's our fault that it happened. We can only wait for AEW and pray for some more puppets. Always pray for more puppets.


:siren: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW TITLE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! :siren:

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

kallisto pooped in his pants and rubbed some of the poop on his hand and rubbed his poop into the wound he created on lars sullivan. source: won

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncCGCZo0xk8&t=27s

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Cavauro posted:

kallisto pooped in his pants and rubbed some of the poop on his hand and rubbed his poop into the wound he created on lars sullivan. source: won

Kallisto seems rad

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this thread is too early

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I have accepted my fate. I'm ready to watch WWE die. I'm ready to die.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i have a very bad headache. someone please take care of me

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!

Drew McIntyre posted:

i have a very bad headache. someone please take care of me

Take some ibuprofen, get a wash cloth and dampen it in cold water and put it over your eyes or forehead it helps

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
NO.

STOP.

STOP GIVING THEM VIEWS.

SWEET GOD WHAT WILL IT loving TAKE

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
watch chernobyl

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

yes

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Drew McIntyre posted:

i have a very bad headache. someone please take care of me

i'll always take care of you

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

fart blood posted:

NO.

STOP.

STOP GIVING THEM VIEWS.

SWEET GOD WHAT WILL IT loving TAKE

Okay they’ve done some pretty bad stuff lately but it’s not like they’ve covered up sexual assa... oh

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
I am boycotting the thread tonight in case somehow this translates into social media engagements that Stephanie can say is a really big number. Good luck to all.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

no in memorian

better prep one for this dead and gay company

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Money in the Beast?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Brock carrying the briefcase like a boombox rules, I will admit.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/1130625073109450752

nerdrum
Aug 17, 2007

where am I
I'm so sorry we're all here

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

it is 2042

and brock is still pulling off this poo poo

DarkstarIV posted:

Brock carrying the briefcase like a boombox rules, I will admit.

https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1130625043887722496

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


boombrocks

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Erebus posted:

boombrocks

JVC KaboomBox coming back: CONFIRMED

Edit: GODDAMNIT SOMEONE ON TWITTER BEAT ME TO IT

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
radio raheem put down that jukebox

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is very bad

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
block rockin beast

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
I'm honestly just watching to see if my prediction of the wildcard title that I made in the ppv and weekly discussion thread comes true

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Turn on, Heyman giving another snore monologue while Brock stands around looking goofy, turn off immediately.

Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair! :fella:

I am here because I hate myself.

Also the puppets.

Show me the puppets

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
gently caress there’s another loving hour until basketball!?

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

DoctorGonzo posted:

watch chernobyl


What do I do for the next hour

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Hiram posted:

I am here because I hate myself.

Also the puppets.

Show me the puppets

Juggalo account spotted

OH poo poo BECKY AND SETH OUTED ON TV

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Worth waiting for, imo :colbert:

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

rocky horror lol

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
becky lynch is tainted

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Drew McIntyre posted:

becky lynch is tainted

She settles for merely "average"

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

Golashes posted:

gently caress there’s another loving hour until basketball!?

I’m getting my pregame drink on before wobbling to the rose garden to watch the blazers prob choke

this is warming me up for the emotional and mental anguish I’ll live through later tonight

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
No way Brock becomes WWE and Universal champ tonight/saudi arabia show, right?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

This is deeply depressing.

edit: so is there some kind of wildcard signup sheet you have to put your name on and that's how heyman knew kofi woudl be wrestling tonight

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the beast is yet to cum

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Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair! :fella:

Theyre bringing back the Hardcore Title.

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