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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fucked up shit that you did as a kid, that you feel guilty about now.
 
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Started a fight with a midget. Also lost a fight with a midget.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Oh no he was like a year older. Got my rear end soundly beaten, went home with 2 black eyes and swollen head from getting slammed into the asphalt.

I think it was about a best friend? Idk. Middle school lol!

* # ¿ May 22, 2019 03:33
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
To be fair the dude was hardcore. He was a heavy smoker at like 11 and probably drinking too.

* # ¿ May 22, 2019 03:36
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
No idea who that is! Now that I consider my childhood through a refined western lense it's an interesting experience...

* # ¿ May 22, 2019 03:43
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
By the sound of it he just might have cured his prostate cancer!

* # ¿ May 22, 2019 04:16
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
JFC what is it with goons and animal abuse!!?

* # ¿ May 22, 2019 14:32
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Goons Anxiety Group (GAG)

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hey now we all post here

* # ¿ May 23, 2019 15:05
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fucked up shit that you did as a kid, that you feel guilty about now.