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Like, who thought it was a cool idea to just make a totally sealed fabric dick cage? Either you're the freak dropping their pants to take a piss or you're flipping over the waistband and trapping piss that drains out into the crotch of your pants as soon as you tuck the lil' guy away. I don't loving get it. The boxers I bought even have a little slit cut on the inside with extra material behind it like I'm supposed to pop my junk into it and carry it around like a baby in a sling.
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Don't need it I'm collecting all my piss for a "study."
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May 24, 2019 23:09
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I think a famous boxer had a quote about this exact subject.
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May 24, 2019 23:10
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i yank my pants clean down to piss wherever i am and also to gently caress
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May 24, 2019 23:17
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sounds like u need to work on not peeing in ur pants OP im making this post wearing a pair of ethikas and it feels like my rear end, dick and balls are being held in silky loving embrace
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May 24, 2019 23:18
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Just go commando every day
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May 24, 2019 23:19
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Just think of it as a fiilter and pee right through them. If you stick your dick right up to it like a tent poll it should just sieve through it.
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May 24, 2019 23:20
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While I must belittle you for your lack of pissing skills, I gotta admit the flies are great. Not for pissing but for sex. There's something about loving with your clothes on (except where access is needed) that makes it really hot. I don't know, it really gets me off. Does that answer your question, OP?
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May 24, 2019 23:20
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gently caress drip and dry, milk your prostate until completion.
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May 24, 2019 23:21
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that hole is kinda small and if I'm in a hurry like hell I'm gonna risk pissing myself trying to fish out my worm
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May 24, 2019 23:21
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wear panties so you can just pull them to the side
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May 24, 2019 23:22
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Those are for women to wear like casual shorts you goober.
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May 24, 2019 23:22
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Necros posted:sounds like u need to work on not peeing in ur pants OP Must be easy when your dick and balls are already inside your own rear end.
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May 24, 2019 23:25
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Bronze Fonz posted:While I must belittle you for your lack of pissing skills, I gotta admit the flies are great. Not for pissing but for sex. Then you get crunchy gently caress juices that you're making everyone else smell.
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May 24, 2019 23:26
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Richard M Nixon posted:Must be easy when your dick and balls are already inside your own rear end. clearly if it were easy i wouldnt need to spend $25 on each pair of underwear pal
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May 24, 2019 23:29
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if youre not wearing only the finest bespoke draws i dont even know what to tell you smh sometimes you just gotta spoil yourself
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May 24, 2019 23:33
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I accidentally bought some that were like this a while back. First time at the urinal I was very confused and feared that I had suddenly become retarded, fumbling helplessly for my penis
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May 24, 2019 23:34
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You can cut your own hole in them OP. Cut one in the back too and you can poo poo with them on.
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May 24, 2019 23:34
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not all men have penises OP, why are you being such a bigot?
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May 24, 2019 23:35
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Richard M Nixon posted:Then you get crunchy gently caress juices that you're making everyone else smell. You're welcome!
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May 24, 2019 23:59
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My dick always comes out of the hole when I'm moving around OP this is insurance. I mostly wear Brazilian briefs or thongs tho.
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May 24, 2019 23:59
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It's either the size of the hole or the size of the dick. We must consult an engineer and a pessimist at once!
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May 25, 2019 00:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:I think a famous boxer had a quote about this exact subject. poo poo like a butterfly, piss like a bee.
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May 25, 2019 01:00
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i sit on an inflatable donut because my rear end in a top hat is always so sore
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May 25, 2019 01:06
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Larry David needed to wear them after he broke his dick
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May 25, 2019 01:10
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i pull my pants down a foot and then i just aim with the couple of inches that drop below the left leg hole in the boxers hth.
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May 25, 2019 01:13
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Fly, no fly, boxers, no boxers. I don't give a SINGLE gently caress, you idiots, this is the motherfucking CATHETER LIFE. I'mma check you out and put it in a BAG, son. You know what time it is.
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May 25, 2019 01:35
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A problem easily solved by sitting down to pee like a civilized person.
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May 25, 2019 01:37
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Have you ever gotten the tip of your dick caught in the fly of your boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs, OP?
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May 25, 2019 01:39
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How quickly GBS forgets the noble piss sheath.
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May 25, 2019 01:45
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Uhm that's called a condom and you'll end up broke like that.
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May 25, 2019 01:57
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I like to pee hands free while I brush my teeth aiming is all in hips while balancing teh dong
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May 25, 2019 02:31
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There was an entire episode of Curb about this, hell I think it was more than episode
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May 25, 2019 02:32
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I can't fit my dick through those tiny fly holes anyway
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May 25, 2019 02:38
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Moridin920 posted:I can't fit my dick through those tiny fly holes anyway sup, beer can cock club member
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May 25, 2019 02:39
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Moridin920 posted:I can't fit my dick through those tiny fly holes anyway Ahhhh sure thing padre
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May 25, 2019 02:39
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Uh you are wearing your boxers backwards.
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May 25, 2019 02:42
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those are for girls, op
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May 25, 2019 02:43
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Wow, welcome to the binary gender rally folks.
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Long balls, change your drawers
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