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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

What the gently caress happened?



No seriously, really I'm not joking.

What just happened?



Who is our leader exactly? Really? No I just cannot believe it.



What the gently caress is this poo poo, Australia?



MY FRANKLIN CREDITS!


Boomers rule the earth but they want to salt it before they leave.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

its all newscorps fault and we have to root out every last one of them.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Welcome to the shittiest timeline.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


I don't like it.

x1o
Aug 5, 2005

My focus is UNPARALLELED!
Boomers happened.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

ewe2 posted:

Welcome to the shittiest timeline.

it could be much worse

dutton could have won the spill last year

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

hello.jpg

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaires

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

GoldStandardConure posted:

it could be much worse

dutton could have won the spill last year

then we'd absolutely have had a labor govt right now

probably

somewhat likely

okay he'd have been reelected.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Synthbuttrange posted:

then we'd absolutely have had a labor govt right now

probably

somewhat likely

okay he'd have been reelected.

lol if you don't think Queenslanders would have voted even harder for their corrupt fascist strongman leader

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Labot lost on Purpose because now economy crash and nobody wants to be in chaege for that.

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Synthbuttrange posted:

then we'd absolutely have had a labor govt right now

probably

somewhat likely

okay he'd have been reelected.

if dutton got the top spot we wouldn't have had elections lol

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Sham elections are still elections :eng101:

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
the threat of death is there but like it's chill

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
guess the revolutionary socialists are on to something

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
what a time to be alive

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

GoldStandardConure posted:

if dutton got the top spot we wouldn't have had elections lol

We barely had one as it was. 87 instances of electoral fraud mista speaker

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Anidav posted:

What the gently caress happened?

https://twitter.com/andthomsydney/status/1131079954962165760?s=20

https://twitter.com/NewsfightersPod/status/1131186729266737152?s=20

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


NEW THREAD RING THE BELLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTDiC0huVDs

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
the Greens will never get more than about 10% of the vote, the people who care about policy are already voting for them

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Terrible op. Too many pictures.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

starkebn posted:

the Greens will never get more than about 10% of the vote, the people who care about policy are already voting for them

Wheezle
Aug 13, 2007

420 stop boats erryday
This seriously feels like one of those weird, alternate "what if?" timelines where scomo remains PM when he obviously wasn't supposed to.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
This is the only timeline or reality that is compatible with the existence of Australians.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

So Bill Shorten was so forgottable that voters just assumed his policies were Liberal policies.

Gotcha.

im alan jones
Feb 1, 2009

the muhammad ali of radio

rip to the unpaid interns of the alps spicy meme stash

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

NTRabbit posted:

lol if you don't think Queenslanders would have voted even harder for their corrupt fascist strongman leader

They would have but the Libs would have lost votes in the south as well. Can't see it being worse than what we got.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-26/election-2019-scott-morrison-unveils-government-ministry/11150626

Morrison’s new cabinet announced today

Two Lib senators possibly resigning to become ambassadors

Possibly Molan back into the senate due to these senate spots freeing up

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

first page postin

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
so did molan just spoil tony's election out of spite? scorched earth is in character for 'ol fallujah jim, i guess.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again


I wonder who gave him that idea.

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

I can't wait to see the next 12 months of Scomo government.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

NTRabbit posted:

lol if you don't think Queenslanders would have voted even harder for their corrupt fascist strongman leader

Let's all just hold hands and agree we're poo poo at as a nation.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Anidav posted:



I wonder who gave him that idea.

Controversially he also made a woman the minister for women.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Budzilla posted:

I can't wait to see the next 12 months of Scomo government.

I suspect that for at least the first year they will all fall in line, it won't be until some wedge appears (like a coal powerplant being shuttered or whatever) that we will see them collapse into infighting.

It will also take at least 7 months to get themselves a DD trigger

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

norp posted:

Controversially he also made a woman the minister for women.

Tony must be rolling in his (political) grave.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
The forums are telling me fiery_valkyrie has made a post but don't show anything after norp's

Edit: that worked

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I does that sometimes. A new post fixes it.

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
How many jobs are going to be lost due to these driverless Sydney Trains that NSW is launching?

Whats the Rail Union think about that?

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