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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Some white yoga bitch who has never done anything interesting in her life wanted some attention. Prove me wrong.

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I already did. :smug:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I dunno man , I dunno

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

slave to my cravings posted:

Some white yoga bitch who has never done anything interesting in her life wanted some attention. Prove me wrong.

What are you talking about? Google it for me.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
How do you get lost in Hawaii just choose a direction and keep going

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Is this about the tv show lost? I heard they was in purgatory the whole time, op. Hth

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Kuato posted:

Is this about the tv show lost? I heard they was in purgatory the whole time, op. Hth

You lost me. Get it?

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
This is Jussie smollett all over again

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
that woman sucks at hiking lol

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
She got disoriented after sitting on a log

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
I thought U said Hawaiian Hitler

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
""What she's been through, you'd never be able to tell," Dr. Zora Bulatovic said."

Even the doc calling her on her bullshit

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

slave to my cravings posted:

This is Jussie smollett all over again

umm, polityics much???

mods??

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
did you see her hosed up legs though?? If this is a stunt it went wrong.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I dont think it's hard to survive in the open in hawaii at all

I also read hitler at first

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Have there been any survival stories where someone had to signal the rescue helicopters by blowing fat vape clouds?

mathematematic
May 22, 2019

she had a phone and decided to leave it in her car anyway lol

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Maybe she's related to the chicks that were adrift at sea last year or whatever and got rescued by the navy.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

slave to my cravings posted:

Some white yoga bitch who has never done anything interesting in her life wanted some attention.

No content in the OP, only a signature.

Mods?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

HH. Hawaiian Hitler.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Big Beef City posted:

No content in the OP, only a signature.

Mods?

God drat.
Lol

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Big Beef City posted:

No content in the OP, only a signature.

Mods?

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Big Beef City posted:

No content in the OP, only a signature.

Mods?

Checks out

:discourse:

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

No content in the OP, only a signature.

Mods?

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

Devils Affricate posted:

How do you get lost in Hawaii just choose a direction and keep going

For real

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
imo she legit got lost but she's also kind of an idiot. upcountry maui is extremely hard to get lost in for seventeen days, like you walk in the same direction for 5 miles and you will find a highway

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Washington Post says:

quote:

The dramatic rescue of Eller, a 33-year-old Maui resident, physical therapist and yoga instructor, was fueled by the efforts of volunteers and organizers who braved the heat, wild animals and precarious terrain — and ultimately returned with Eller, shaken but alive.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/05/26/amanda-eller-maui-volunteers-never-gave-up-find-missing-hiker/?utm_term=.4ac4cac7c63b

She ages two years when New York Times reaches the scene:

quote:

She was malnourished and dirty. But alive.

“I wanted to give up,” Ms. Eller, 35, said from her hospital bed late Friday night. “But the only option I had was life or death.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/25/us/hawaii-hiker.html

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Does anybody even know is happeing right now?

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Big Beef City posted:

No content in the OP, only a signature.

Mods?

:five:

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008


wht the christ is the pathetic poo poo I wished the ghosts of genocided native hawaiians murdered her rear end. Goddamn. Pathetic.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

I’m disappointed it wasn’t actually Hawaiian Hitler.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I dunno I definitely believe a yoga teacher is dumb enough to get lost for weeks on a small island

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

Labes for days posted:

I’m disappointed it wasn’t actually Hawaiian Hitler.

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Did someone say Hawaiian Hitler?


E:

Bastard beat me by a hair.

homeless guy
Feb 23, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
If I ever got lost in Hawaii I'd just go to the goon commune for help

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Lol she's a loving Maui resident? This was a dumb situation even for a clueless tourist, but for someone who lives there it's just goddamn pathetic

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Her getting lost led to one of the rescuers getting fired for abandoning his job to search too much. Plus they killed a wild boar that did nothing wrong.

That is impressive she unintentionally evaded search and rescue for more than two weeks.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Her getting lost led to one of the rescuers getting fired for abandoning his job to search too much. Plus they killed a wild boar that did nothing wrong.

wildboars have always done something wrong, ecologically speaking

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Her getting lost led to one of the rescuers getting fired for abandoning his job to search too much. Plus they killed a wild boar that did nothing wrong.

That is impressive she unintentionally evaded search and rescue for more than two weeks.

The goon island saga is basically a more eventful version of this story:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3123495

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

One of the articles says she broke her leg and tore her meniscus

That was on day 3.
Of 17.

She had no food and water with her.

The day after that, she said she lost her shoes.

So. The day after she broke her leg she was walking through a stream and lost her shoes.
FOURTEEN days with no food later and with her leg still broken they took a smiling photo with her when they rescued her.

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