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Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider


The blue lines underneath the websites represents how many users complained about the site being down over time.
finally, the internet is done!

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HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
Finally. Now I can use my time on more valuable things.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
lowtax sighs with satisfaction and drifts into an to endless slumber, his work completed

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Looks like the crisis is already behind us

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Cantaloupe posted:

Looks like the crisis is already behind us

Naw, it's still all dead. The curves only give that impression because people all reported them when the sites went down and they're only reporting them once.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

We were already dead. Checkmate you loving internet

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Failtron posted:

Finally. Now I can use my time on more valuable things.

*NARRATOR*
They didn't

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
this probably happens periodically for internet reasons

BryanAdams
May 31, 2019

Ask no questions, get no answers
This is what happens when everyone uses cloudflare and cloudflare goes down. Defective by design.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Is this hell?

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

Will you all get smarter then?

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Colonel Cancer posted:

Is this hell?

yes but the complete opposite

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
but the forums are up

lowtax wins again

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Shifty gimbal posted:



The blue lines underneath the websites represents how many users complained about the site being down over time.
finally, the internet is done!

almost every single app and website on that list is not just bad for people but bad for society as a whole, and i hope they all get ddos'd forever or whatever is losing them money and spy data

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
you don't need no fancy website to detect downs just turn off your monitor

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


even my toilet has the internet and it doesn't work so I just crapped in the yard like a dog

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

you don't need no fancy website to detect downs just turn off your monitor

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

extra stout posted:

almost every single app and website on that list is not just bad for people but bad for society as a whole, and i hope they all get ddos'd forever or whatever is losing them money and spy data

discord is pretty sweet and not selling your poo poo :shrug: i use it to chat w/ family and to hang w/ friends.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Hooray, China / Russia / North Korea is finally going to kill us all with cyber warfare. Look out that your phone doesn't stab you.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
If YouTube is down how will I look up videos of nerds looking at 1980s computers?????

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

the kentucky quid posted:

If YouTube is down how will I look up videos of nerds looking at 1980s computers?????


Colonel Cancer posted:

just turn off your monitor

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010
this is good for bitcoin

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


all those self-driving cars are just gonna start mowing people down like in maximum overdrive

elon is a genius

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
Not gonna lie, it's been better.
If the image isn't loading like wasn't in the preview, it's the Youtube frontpage that's blank except for an NBA and a popup survey asking how satisfied I am with my homepage experience today. I guess Imgur's not doing great either.

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

Soon you will be asking ME advice.....
:getin:

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Tom Gorman posted:

all those self-driving cars are just gonna start mowing people down like in maximum overdrive

elon is a genius

Boomer Tesla owners are now regretting their "Self-driving cars being able to identify white people better than black people is just basic physics" hot takes.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm gonna barf

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i'm gonna barf

Women excuse themselves politely from the table, btw

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Welp, there goes my career as a social media influencer.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Is it over yet? The twitch stream hasn't even lost fps

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari


lol

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i knew this thunderstorm was no good

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Shopify is hosed so that means Ontario's weed store it down. Thank God for BC pot farmers and doing mail order.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Nest seems to be down....

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

largewomensittingonmelons.com is down and I'm borderline suicidsl

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Everybody needs time off, even the internet.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Google open my fridge.


Google. Open my fridge.

Google?

*starves*

FungiCap
Jul 23, 2007

Let's all just calm down and put on our thinking caps.

Shifty gimbal posted:

finally, the internet is done!

It took longer than I hoped for but I'll take it. See you all on the outside.

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

in my home state it's illegal to sell internet before noon on a sunday

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Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

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