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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Sombrerotron posted:

General lol @ the one white player in the South African selection

She’s also the captain.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That goalkeeping.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

habeasdorkus posted:

Did it deflect off the defenders knee? But yeah, keeper should have tipped that over.

Don’t think so, the keeper’s starting position was just totally wrong.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Lol, that’s a borderline red that just got totally ignored.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Chas McGill posted:

Lots of ball to face action in this game

That’s a mirror.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

gtkor posted:

She is like a foot away

Still can’t make yourself bigger by lifting your arms

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Apparently Brazil have lost their last nine matches.

Would love to see Jamaica get any kind of points today.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

stab posted:

Less than 24 hours before the CANWNT start the usual sad choke job at the World Cup


Except for Sinclair shes gonna put the team on her back because shes a loving monster

She seems like she should be way older than 35. She seemed old like two World Cups ago.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

stab posted:

Shes one of those like Morgan Freeman that were born old. She could probably play until she's 50 and still be a megastar that's how loving good she is.

She also got her first cap at 17 and barring something bizarre will blow by Abby Wambach’s goal record.

Another interesting note is that Wambach got her first cap after Sinclair despite being three years older.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mr. Mambold posted:

I remember the first time I saw Christine DuFresne. If she ever got out of Shawshank, she could probably play until she's 50 and still be a megastar that's how loving good she is. But, she's a lifer like me so I guess we'll never know.


stab posted:

Get busy living, or get busy VAR'ing

:hmmyes:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

The US should probably try to score about 12 goals here.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jose posted:

Going to be a massacre

Gonna end up looking like Hope Solo's vag out there.

Oh hey, there she is!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hoo boy, that's real bad goalkeeping.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

gtkor posted:

They are like, yeah not gonna give them any pens today

That was a stonewall penalty. It's nice to see VAR is wildly inconsistent in the women's game as well as the men's.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

Thailand got a shot on goal

How likely is it that the USA scores more goals than Thailand gets shots on goal?

100%

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That was a pretty telegraphed set piece but lol.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

surf rock posted:

I think after this gets to 4 it'll be all-bench from the U.S., minus the goalie

That's not how subs work in soccer there bud.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

surf rock posted:

Oh, how does it work then? Can you only sub a person at a time or do you have to keep a certain number of starters in all game?

You get three subs per game, that's it. Once you're out you can't come back in.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mrenda posted:

For all their possession and dominance the US have had some howlers of passes, cross and shots. They're under no pressure and are making silly mistakes.

Their passing was really bad in their last warm up match as well.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

gtkor posted:

Lavelle and Heath are going for as much disrespect as possible whenever they have it

The Thai left back is going to have nightmares about this match.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Like just put the ball in the goal, wtf.

That's another pen not given too.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Lol, it’s a massacre.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Sombrerotron posted:

Okay ladies maybe you can dial it back just a wee bit now, you're probably in the clear at this point

Carli Lloyd is gonna come on and get a hat trick.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That’s like 4 in five minutes.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Lol if you think Carli Lloyd won’t score with 35 minutes against this defense.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That’s not a back pass?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Zoran posted:

well I guess this ends whatever dreams thailand had about getting through on goal difference

Thailand v Chile is either going to be unwatchable or hilarious.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Thailand finally bringing on a tall person.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Out for a throw in haha.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Rapinoe has been trash today.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jesus wept

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

We want 10!

We want 10!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

seiferguy posted:

What's the biggest goal differential in a world cup game?

11-0

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

habeasdorkus posted:

Well, now you're up to 10. Really hope you're drinking something fairly low alcohol.

11

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

surf rock posted:

I went to take a piss and came back and we had scored another two goals

Is there a mercy rule

You don’t win two world wars with mercy.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hahahahahaha

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

LOLOLOLOLOL

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I told you she would score hahahahah

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

gtkor posted:

Is Rapinoe trying to like hid the match ball from Morgan or something?

It’s a fairly common thing to do tbf.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Crazy Ted posted:

https://twitter.com/nickduckwall/status/1138551131037151233

jill ellis is a terrible coach and should be fired because the usa wins by too much

She’s so good she’s... bad?

Hobo Clown posted:

Was the previous 11-0 goal differential record for just the Women's World Cup or the Men's too?

Women’s. Men’s record is 9-0

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