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funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Shrapnig posted:

That was a stonewall penalty. It's nice to see VAR is wildly inconsistent in the women's game as well as the men's.

i wasn't sure until they showed the other side and i had a decent lol at that not being a penalty


just remembered that i used to have a Thai employee named Peerachart Arpapongsak, but he went by Ball

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Sombrerotron posted:

According to the Dutch commentator, at least one Thai defender is only 1.53 meters tall. That says it all, really.

I had to look up the height of one of the Chilean players during the last game cause she looked small as all hell, and yeah.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Thailand with the ball in the American third for a few seconds!

And a shot on goal!

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Ellis should be mad they got a shot off imo

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Thailand got a shot on goal

How likely is it that the USA scores more goals than Thailand gets shots on goal?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

gtkor posted:

Ellis should be mad they got a shot off imo

Well, now that we know she is a Bad Coach™ she'll probably just bake them all cupcakes instead of mentioning it.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



I wonder if the US will let off the gas at some point, or if they'll go full Germany and just keep playing until the final whistle blows.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Lol, that was a clear foul, LaVelle got bulldozed.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

Thailand got a shot on goal

How likely is it that the USA scores more goals than Thailand gets shots on goal?

100%

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

How likely is it that the USA scores more goals than Thailand gets shots on goal?

Extremely.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



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USA USA USA

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
3 goals v 1 shot.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That was a pretty telegraphed set piece but lol.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol at the commentators discussing if Alice band is still the acceptable name for it

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I think after this gets to 4 it'll be all-bench from the U.S., minus the goalie

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

surf rock posted:

I think after this gets to 4 it'll be all-bench from the U.S., minus the goalie

That's not how subs work in soccer there bud.

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Speaking of Subs, pretty early one from Thailand

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
they might start doing some "thirty passes before you can shoot" poo poo like our high school coach would do when we played the really hood teams in our city

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Shrapnig posted:

That's not how subs work in soccer there bud.

Oh, how does it work then? Can you only sub a person at a time or do you have to keep a certain number of starters in all game?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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surf rock posted:

Oh, how does it work then? Can you only sub a person at a time or do you have to keep a certain number of starters in all game?

In most competitions you can only use 3 subs per game. In a few you can use a 4th in extra time (which this game will not go to).

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

surf rock posted:

I think after this gets to 4 it'll be all-bench from the U.S., minus the goalie

Only get to sub out three players, but yeah you'd expect to see the US save some legs for the other matches with subs starting around 60 minutes.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

surf rock posted:

Oh, how does it work then? Can you only sub a person at a time or do you have to keep a certain number of starters in all game?

You get three subs per game, that's it. Once you're out you can't come back in.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



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:rip: the commentators

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 53 minutes!
For all their possession and dominance the US have had some howlers of passes, cross and shots. They're under no pressure and are making silly mistakes.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Hahaha someone pulled the plug on Fox’s announcers

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
More games should have no commentators imo

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mrenda posted:

For all their possession and dominance the US have had some howlers of passes, cross and shots. They're under no pressure and are making silly mistakes.

Their passing was really bad in their last warm up match as well.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



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lol i love u toby

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Phobeste posted:

More games should have no commentators imo

it was really nice for a couple minutes there

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Mrenda posted:

For all their possession and dominance the US have had some howlers of passes, cross and shots. They're under no pressure and are making silly mistakes.
Yeah, Team USA don't really seem like they're at their best yet, either.

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Lavelle and Heath are going for as much disrespect as possible whenever they have it

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

gtkor posted:

Lavelle and Heath are going for as much disrespect as possible whenever they have it

The Thai left back is going to have nightmares about this match.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

That was a glorious clusterfuck

brasstassels
Oct 26, 2007
Tobin Heath out here taking souls

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Also I can't believe they didn't give a pen for that

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
A pen would be harsh with how bad this already is

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 53 minutes!

lol

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Nailed on pen

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