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Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

I'm a huge boxing nerd so I was browsing Zab Judah's Wiki page today, since he suffered a career ending injury friday night. While I was browsing over his record I remembered that he has several brothers in the fight game as well, so I looked them up. I found this gem on his brother Daniel's Wiki page.

wikipedia posted:

Judah's father is an avowed Israelite Jew, which is another way of saying he's part of a hilarious racist cult whose members have deluded themselves into thinking that they are a lost tribe of Israel composed of black Americans. though Judah's family has declared themselves "Jews". Judah's brother Zab has been referred to in the press as "the best Jewish fighter of all time."

I know that Wiki is an online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, but this was my first time seeing a rogue edit in the wild. Fellow goons share your stories about interesting edits you've come across.

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Bear Enthusiast
Mar 20, 2010

Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone
Once in high school I opened Wikipedia on a computer and it had several warnings about vandalism. Taking a look, it appeared that the vandal had edited the page for revolutionary war figure John Stark by replacing the entire article with "john stark is a homo".

Got 'em.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Someone edited in Gleyber Torres as the owner of the Baltimore Orioles last month after he hit 2 homers in a game against them. It actually stuck for a week or two.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Bear Enthusiast posted:

Once in high school I opened Wikipedia on a computer and it had several warnings about vandalism. Taking a look, it appeared that the vandal had edited the page for revolutionary war figure John Stark by replacing the entire article with "john stark is a homo".

Got 'em.

Similar situation except it was in college and the person had edited in detailed descriptions of several actresses' feet to their pages.

I have to imagine this guy is now running that celebrity wikifeet thing so good on him for chasing his terrifying dreams.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

For a while all the sesame street articles were obviously written by little kids :kimchi:

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Anytime I read a wikipedia page I compulsively check the talk page for arguments, fights, insanity etc. You can can just go straight to Noticeboard pages like the Major Incidents, Fringe Theories, or Edit Wars if you're in a hurry, but it's much more satisfying to stumble across some no-mans-land of a talk page naturally.

The Monty Hall problem just absolutely breaks people's brains. Its talk page archives grew so large and heated that it developed its own talk page.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

 

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flyingporcupine
Feb 21, 2010

by Pragmatica
Man, I was away from TV and internet this weekend and hadn't heard about Judah, that loving sucks and I hope he makes as full a recovery as possible. On topic, like a decade ago I edited the brazilian jiujitsu article to say that it "Like all forms of interaction in Brazil, was designed to allow men to rub their cocks together while claiming to be straight." Lasted like a week. Possibly my greatest accomplishment in this failed life.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Syd Midnight posted:

Anytime I read a wikipedia page I compulsively check the talk page for arguments, fights, insanity etc. You can can just go straight to Noticeboard pages like the Major Incidents, Fringe Theories, or Edit Wars if you're in a hurry, but it's much more satisfying to stumble across some no-mans-land of a talk page naturally.

The Monty Hall problem just absolutely breaks people's brains. Its talk page archives grew so large and heated that it developed its own talk page.

jesus h wikipedia editors are completely broke brained. :stare:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Human_feces dont click if at work, obviously.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xALZs5mxPdU&t=3s

That's the actual audio, before they removed it.

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
man I wish I had that kind of time

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

flyingporcupine posted:

Man, I was away from TV and internet this weekend and hadn't heard about Judah, that loving sucks and I hope he makes as full a recovery as possible. On topic, like a decade ago I edited the brazilian jiujitsu article to say that it "Like all forms of interaction in Brazil, was designed to allow men to rub their cocks together while claiming to be straight." Lasted like a week. Possibly my greatest accomplishment in this failed life.

its a pretty good achievement

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I was looking up ambergris once and it said it's used for 'hella expensive rear end' perfume.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
I forget why, but I was discussing Scott Bakula with a friend and mentioned the mostly-forgotten animated movie "Cats Don't Dance". He'd never heard of it, so we quickly pulled up the Wikipedia article, which was mostly normal...except for the "Cult Following" section.

It mostly referenced a single unofficial fan-site, which was almost surely written by the guy who made the site. My friend went "lol, nope" and straight up deleted the whole section. It's never been put back.

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
In 2011 I remember my friends and I laughing about how some internet stranger edited the List of animal sounds page to say that sharks go “hom hom”, and I still think about it from time to time.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Harveygod posted:

I forget why, but I was discussing Scott Bakula with a friend and mentioned the mostly-forgotten animated movie "Cats Don't Dance". He'd never heard of it, so we quickly pulled up the Wikipedia article, which was mostly normal...except for the "Cult Following" section.

It mostly referenced a single unofficial fan-site, which was almost surely written by the guy who made the site. My friend went "lol, nope" and straight up deleted the whole section. It's never been put back.

Cats don't dance is pretty good!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Harveygod posted:

I forget why, but I was discussing Scott Bakula with a friend and mentioned the mostly-forgotten animated movie "Cats Don't Dance". He'd never heard of it, so we quickly pulled up the Wikipedia article, which was mostly normal...except for the "Cult Following" section.

It mostly referenced a single unofficial fan-site, which was almost surely written by the guy who made the site. My friend went "lol, nope" and straight up deleted the whole section. It's never been put back.

gently caress your friend

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Mad he deleted your website link lol owned

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Didnt Cats Don't Dance have a dog character played by Billy Joel?

edit: wait that was Oliver and Company, CDD was semi-anthro talking cats

TCE
Feb 26, 2016
When I heard Heath Ledger died on some other forum, I went to Wikipedia to confirm because I was 15 and dumb, and the whole page had been deleted and replaced with a giant dick pic. Couldn't have lasted more than a few seconds, but it was a healthy foreshadowing of what the web would become.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Perry Mason Jar posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xALZs5mxPdU&t=3s

That's the actual audio, before they removed it.

This dude was actually from Bhutan and doing his best is the funny thing.

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Harveygod posted:

I forget why, but I was discussing Scott Bakula with a friend and mentioned the mostly-forgotten animated movie "Cats Don't Dance". He'd never heard of it, so we quickly pulled up the Wikipedia article, which was mostly normal...except for the "Cult Following" section.

It mostly referenced a single unofficial fan-site, which was almost surely written by the guy who made the site. My friend went "lol, nope" and straight up deleted the whole section. It's never been put back.

Disgusting behavior. Disgusting.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

One dude really wants to refer to a minor character on a forgettable episode of Midsomer Murders as a “Guardianista”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Written_in_Blood_(novel)

The Talk page for Dvorak keyboard does not like QWERTY sympathizers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Smiling Mandrill posted:

I'm a huge boxing nerd so I was browsing Zab Judah's Wiki page today, since he suffered a career ending injury friday night. While I was browsing over his record I remembered that he has several brothers in the fight game as well, so I looked them up. I found this gem on his brother Daniel's Wiki page.


I know that Wiki is an online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, but this was my first time seeing a rogue edit in the wild. Fellow goons share your stories about interesting edits you've come across.

that edit was done by the idf. israel not so hot on black jews

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
It's not vandalism, but I was reading about limpet mines after that incident last week and I found the telltale mark of SEA PATROL

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
A long time ago I used to edit myself as a famous person from the podunk town that I grew up in (about 9000 people) to go along with two people that they claim are from there but have nothing to do with the place

Some nerd would always erase me within a couple of weeks

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

A long time ago I used to edit myself as a famous person from the podunk town that I grew up in (about 9000 people) to go along with two people that they claim are from there but have nothing to do with the place

Some nerd would always erase me within a couple of weeks

How does that get detected? I guess there's some list of pages created in the last X days and some people take it upon themselves to police them?

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

autism ZX spectrum posted:

It's not vandalism, but I was reading about limpet mines after that incident last week and I found the telltale mark of SEA PATROL


He created the anti-frogman techniques article.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice


quote:

Police-type baton and riotshield tactics would be of use only onshore or in a large enough boat.[clarification needed][citation needed]

Judo throws and similar are unlikely to work underwater.[citation needed]

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
In 2005 I changed Jeff foxwortthys pic this for a couple weeks that's kinda funny right? Subtitle with "Jeff circa 1979" people kept updating with "more modern" pics

nextlevelstart fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Jun 12, 2019

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=50_Cent&diff=13286176&oldid=13238326

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
This Twitter account often has some interesting stuff. Probably most relevant if you're Australian, though.

https://twitter.com/AussieParlEdits

quote:

This account shows anonymous edits to Wikipedia from Aus parliamentary and government IP addresses


Usually anything from the NT Govt is pretty...weird.

https://twitter.com/AussieParlEdits/status/1133598737312493568

https://twitter.com/AussieParlEdits/status/1133598217227112450


immortalyawn fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Jun 12, 2019

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
you idiots convinced me to vandalize my hometown wiki page. that town produces nothing but mouthbreathers so I expect that to stick for a while, unless there’s some regional wiki editing police administration.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

buglord posted:

you idiots convinced me to vandalize my hometown wiki page. that town produces nothing but mouthbreathers so I expect that to stick for a while, unless there’s some regional wiki editing police administration.

Some hipster Wiki editor; "I only moderate small town pages , like Burkina Faso, Louisiana, you've probably never heard of it..."

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
The Reform, Alabama had some pretty good wiki graffiti about a certain hot dog slinging gentlemen and a reknowned gastronome whose last name was Wade. Sadly no longer the case.

I mostly enjoy graffiting wikia pages myself, especially the ones i dont see the point in existing. Like the Lord of the Flies wikia. Mostly it was just me replacing the picture of Piggy with Jek Porkins and talking about how he eventually died at the battle of Yavin IV.

The for some reason some random others briefly joined in, and started posting weird fat dude porn until it was cleaned up a lot.

I think some of the random gibberish i replaced is still there though. Like one of the characters dads is said to be a naval officer i replaced it with naval gazer.

But i havent checked it in a while. But then who the hell else would have either?

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I've made so many small, weird incorrections to so many pages of the years, just like one small easily overlooked error I find idiotically humorous at the time. And I have forgotten all of them, and they are probably just accepted as fact now.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I once found an article on fondant (candy coating for fruit) where someone had replaced every fruit name with the name of a small mammal, so there were references to fondant-dipped voles and such.

The other one I remember was someone getting into an argument about the taxonomy of some obscure frog species, on the stub article for that frog, with several paragraphs that amounted to "whoever edited this page is an idiot." I sometimes wonder if it's still there. It was years ago, but who's even keeping track of those random biology stubs?

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
I was looking at this page yesterday

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrocognition

And it's hella weird. I was actually surprised some wiki mod hadn't come along to try and make it more sane.

the Bunt
Sep 24, 2007

YOUR GOLDEN MAGNETIC LIGHT
somebody edited Chris Benoit's wiki with a line about his wife dying an entire day before their bodies were all discovered :skeltal:

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

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