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Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Is anyone unemployed or for some other reason watch daytime television?

Gameshows, Judge judy? Say what you mant, but that Doctor Oz - he's like the male Oprah for your computer or office job guys that don't know - makes some good TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MgcmUM1_-4

Who knew chickpeas helped anxiety??

Amicus curiae fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jun 10, 2019

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Spay and neuter your pets, folks

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Used to like Bold & Beautiful because Ridge was in the band Player.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
judge judy a gangsta bitch

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I haven't had regular TV in forever, but I used to watch a lot of MadTV and SNL reruns on Comedy Central. Some Judge Judy a couple times, I remember one where a woman sued her best friend over their Barbie collection.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Wendy Williams ftw!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Jerry Springer and Maury.

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
my smart tv is only set to kaloopy where dipshit LA girls dance around and thats all the programming is. subway commercials, and sub soft porn

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I prefer the hour long solar company commercials.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
there are informercials at 4:30am for vibrating dildos on comedy central

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqevA87t0j0

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

Kak posted:

there are informercials at 4:30am for vibrating dildos on comedy central

Nice to see you finally get some recognition.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Judge Judy loving owns

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

esperterra posted:

Judge Judy loving owns

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Danny Bonnaducci show with his house band The Critics

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I dunno now that macguyver and quantum leap are off syndication that poo poo is a wasteland. Watch at you’re own risk. Probably crap.

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpf0wxJk75E

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Not gonna lie, I had no idea "bae" was an acronym

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

4 Gunsmokes in a row? Don't mind if I do! Ah, Miss Kitty, if only I could scoop you up and go westward ho

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Like if you don't work a day job, there's no reason to be awake before The Price is Right

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
consonant please rachel

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!
I can't even stand to look at Maury's stupid face anymore because I was in jail once and ALL they wanted to watch during the day were Maury re-runs, over and over. It was hell.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Stan Halen posted:

I can't even stand to look at Maury's stupid face anymore because I was in jail once and ALL they wanted to watch during the day were Maury re-runs, over and over. It was hell.

The thing I don't get about Maury is how people still fall for the sexy decoy in the green room. I mean you're on Maury, you're in the green room, they're going to put a sexy decoy in there.

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!

Iron Crowned posted:

The thing I don't get about Maury is how people still fall for the sexy decoy in the green room. I mean you're on Maury, you're in the green room, they're going to put a sexy decoy in there.

I'd say it has to be staged, but most of the people he has on his show aren't the brightest crayons in the box.

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Iron Crowned posted:

Like if you don't work a day job, there's no reason to be awake before The Price is Right

There's no reason to be alive if you can't watch some Price Is Right. If I had an important job with a corner office, it would be on.

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Devils Affricate posted:

Not gonna lie, I had no idea "bae" was an acronym

Daytime tv is educational public interest programming

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I dunno now that macguyver and quantum leap are off syndication that poo poo is a wasteland. Watch at you’re own risk. Probably crap.

The most content part of my life was watching daytime action movies on the Bounce network and talking to my cat. Now I'm wishing I was on the other side every day.

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
fun fact, my mom says she went to college with peter francis geraci and says he was "really annoying"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Amicus curiae posted:

The most content part of my life was watching daytime action movies on the Bounce network and talking to my cat. Now I'm wishing I was on the other side every day.

Sub-channels are where it's at these days. They show House on H&I, and if you're unemployed, they also show all the Star Treks at night, so you can start your evening with TOS and end with Enterprise when you pass out drunk at 1 in the morning

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Amicus curiae posted:

The most content part of my life was watching daytime action movies on the Bounce network and talking to my cat. Now I'm wishing I was on the other side every day.

You could always go for a walk or take up a hobby. Surfin, knittin. My favorite alternate used to be a falafel sandwich and browsing the bins at the local record store.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
After the project I was working on finished construction in early 2016, I spent the next two years dealing with the final paperwork from the comfort of my living room. I kept the TV on for background noise, and must have heard the Cellino & Barnes jingle at least 1,000 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2nlvKF2DzU


Also this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJErVlVOY8

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Chinatown posted:

I prefer the hour long solar company commercials.

In crazy weather times like these, how do you own a home but not own a backup electricity generator?

No homeowner truly loves his or her family in this neighborhood.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

i don’t watch much tv OP but when i was little i remember sick days being divided into frustration over nothing but dumb nick jr. shows playing and my mom deciding to watch dr phil

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Extra comes on at 7:30 here

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Of all the Saved by the Bell cast to have any career longevity of any kind, I'm surprised it turned out to be Slater.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I hate calling in sick because of his vapid daytime TV is. If I do, I now just watch old reruns of ER. I play a little game where I count how many Gateway 2000 computers I see in on the set.

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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
How do you have any time to watch tv when you're unemployed. You should be taking interviews or preparing for them like 10 hours a day

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