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You know those nights when you go to bed and it just feels way better than normal? Tonight's one of those nights. |
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Jun 11, 2019 05:53
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hell yeah dude
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Jun 11, 2019 06:10
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Super good times |
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Jun 11, 2019 06:31
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i sleep when i dont want to sleep and i'm awake when i should be sleeping or i dont sleep thanks upstairs neighbor, y'all yelling so loud i can hear you is really good and cool |
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Jun 11, 2019 09:59
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I got an ear infection and am calling put of work so I can fall asleep at 10am to Night of the Hunter |
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Jun 11, 2019 13:00
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other side of the pillow just hit different
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Jun 11, 2019 18:06
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ideal bedtime configuration: on side, pillow under head + between knees. large cat behind knees/purring on butt. smaller cat tucked between arms, nose buried into my neck, snoring softly. window open with a slight breeze necessetating my big hefty comforter. there's a shitton of frogs just, loving like mad outside my window. tree frog boners and cloacea throbbing and glistening in the atrocious moonlight. that's how i sleep hbu??
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Jun 11, 2019 18:07
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:other side of the pillow just hit different |
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Jun 11, 2019 20:47
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keeping a set of pajamas on me at all times just in case it rains
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Jun 11, 2019 23:56
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:ideal bedtime configuration: on side, pillow under head + between knees. large cat behind knees/purring on butt. smaller cat tucked between arms, nose buried into my neck, snoring softly. window open with a slight breeze necessetating my big hefty comforter. there's a shitton of frogs just, loving like mad outside my window. tree frog boners and cloacea throbbing and glistening in the atrocious moonlight. that's how i sleep hbu?? Head on pillow laying on back, with the windows open on a cool night with a huge fluffy blanket listening to my neighbor's dogs eat small animals in the backyard. |
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Jun 12, 2019 00:20
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when bedtime slaps cause it's bedtime for mental illness too |
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Jun 12, 2019 00:41
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when rolling over releases hell of endorphins and you've literally never been more comfortable than you are right now, in this moment, having just rolled over to this much better side |
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Jun 12, 2019 18:52
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wearin socks to bed only so your lil toes dont get cold peepin out of the bottom of the comforter that you have drawn up to your nose, clenched in place with your ten lil fingies
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Jun 12, 2019 19:35
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TatoPancakes posted:Head on pillow laying on back, with the windows open on a cool night with a huge fluffy blanket listening to my neighbor's dogs eat small animals in the backyard. thats the suburban version of white noise, like a washing machine, or the ocean, or yanni crimes |
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Jun 12, 2019 19:36
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rotate yourself at a constant slow rate such that every new degree of movement brings pleasure which defies all categorization. become a perfect sphere such that every angle is itself an entirely new side, an infinity of sides to switch to such that nothing ever feels anything less than incredible
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Jun 12, 2019 22:03
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takin a massive hit of that pillow, that ol' beddy bye |
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Jun 12, 2019 22:09
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a thermally insulated cup next to the AC such that cheese sticks can be kept handy by for late night snacking
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Jun 12, 2019 22:47
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That melatonin faaaaaaaaaaaade |
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Jun 12, 2019 23:05
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I haven't had that good sleep in years and boy is this thread making me nostalgic. gotta get that good, good bedtime back in action
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Jun 13, 2019 00:02
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I tried sleep the other night but I was just laying awake on my phone and thought it wasn't working or hadn't kicked in yet, so I decided to try some warm milk and to have my mom read me a story and then it all hit at once and dude I was out |
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Jun 13, 2019 01:15
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drink the chamomile, take the ride |
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Jun 13, 2019 04:11
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When I awoke I found the room was littered with the detritus of every sleep aid, somnambulant, and soporific known to man since 1500 AD |
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Jun 13, 2019 04:13
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Sunday in the garage, tinny shop speaker playing my Stars of the Lid playlist, a poster of the night sky on the wall, i wrench around on an old canopy bed. Sure i have a perfectly functional bed upstairs, but *slaps side of the frame* i picked this old beaut up as a "project bed" for pretty cheap. Once i get it up and running, you're gonna see some serious sleepytime. Wait till you see how that canopy keeps out the imaginary rain.
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Jun 13, 2019 15:16
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*whispers conspiratorially* My secret? I'm always counting sheep.
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Jun 13, 2019 16:54
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alnilam posted:Sunday in the garage, tinny shop speaker playing my Stars of the Lid playlist, a poster of the night sky on the wall, i wrench around on an old canopy bed. Sure i have a perfectly functional bed upstairs, but *slaps side of the frame* i picked this old beaut up as a "project bed" for pretty cheap. Once i get it up and running, you're gonna see some serious sleepytime. Wait till you see how that canopy keeps out the imaginary rain. lolol |
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Jun 13, 2019 19:35
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:rotate yourself at a constant slow rate such that every new degree of movement brings pleasure which defies all categorization. become a perfect sphere such that every angle is itself an entirely new side, an infinity of sides to switch to such that nothing ever feels anything less than incredible First thing that pops into my head is rotisserie bedtime |
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Jun 13, 2019 21:38
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I haven't had that good sleep in years and boy is this thread making me nostalgic. gotta get that good, good bedtime back in action drat right |
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Jun 13, 2019 21:46
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**Eyes the tools and various parts and resources around the garage** Yessir, I do believe it's time. **pores over blueprints** Gonna make me a mobile to hang over my mancrib. It's gonna have sharp edges, with RUST dad gummit- and fishing lures, and the keys to my John Deere riding tractor and them playing cards with nekkid wimmin on them. 70s porn music will play from the built in wind up music box as they all dangle and turn above me in my NFL onesie as I sip a beer from my binkie... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 14, 2019 00:50
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i approach the bed. i inhale deeply, my spandex nighty rising and falling with my breath. ladies and gentlemen, Phizzical Khalifius, olympiad from the Isle of Man. really captured everyone's imaginations in the preliminary bout by utilizing their pillow to approximate a human body, for hugging. I step back several large steps, dip my hands in a pouch of chalk. if they cinch tonight's performance it'll be very hard for any of the larger countries to overtake them- wait, that's chalk, could they be- my god! they're going for it! I backflip several times, launching myself into an extremely rapid spin. incredible! science said it could not be done! ladies and gentlemen! my god! if you could only see it for yourself! the vortex picks up speed, yoinking the blanket and sheet into the air above me. i spread eagle, back flopping onto the bed with a joyful bounce. the sheet and blanket gentle settle into place atop me. i am already snoring. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HOW! HOW! PHYSICS ASTOUNDS! NEVER BEFORE HAS THIS AUGUST INSTITUTION WITNESSED SUCH A DISPLAY, NAY, SUCH A MASTERY, OF THE SOMNAMBIC ARTS! the sport is finished. it has been solved. we never again need practice this skill, knowing it has been done to perfection, knowing that it shall always have been done to perfection, now until always. they shall be spinning eternally in our hearts. let's bury them in the stadium to entomb this moment forever. crimes |
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Jun 14, 2019 04:02
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i approach the bed. i inhale deeply, my spandex nighty rising and falling with my breath. fuckin awesome |
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Jun 14, 2019 04:59
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had another encounter with the backyard beasts, afraid i now no longer have any dirt left to transform into sleeping particles,,, what can I Do? |
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