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today computer has many keys: at least 25 or something. tomorrow, jeyboard may have even more  🎹 26? ....or?? what do U think ?! 😊
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Jun 15, 2019 10:51
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i think you should stop posting. that's what i think.
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Jun 15, 2019 14:10
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just one, the key to your heart
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Jun 15, 2019 14:36
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it’s impossible to say, op. for a while key innovation was dead after Microsoft invented that one useless control key that nobody knows what it does or has ever used. not the windows key, the other one. but fear not, new keys are being invented all the time. here is a prime example, which features two space bars. Is there a difference between left space and right space? maybe. imagine how much faster you can space when you can use two fingers independently.  it also has a function button in the middle of the left control key group, making it entirely useless. but that’s the price you pay for innovation.
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Jun 15, 2019 14:40
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my keyboard has a bunch of keys down the left side that don’t do anything because i haven’t programmed them
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Jun 15, 2019 15:18
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Future computer will have the "any" key, which u can set to any key u want it to be.
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Jun 15, 2019 18:31
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I can tell OP is really funny because he's doing baby's first joke thread with poo poo tier irony and has a meme avatar from 2013.
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Jun 15, 2019 19:10
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I HAVE GOUT posted:Future computer will have the "any" key, which u can set to any key u want it to be. The any key will also be reprogrammable. For instance, right now I may want it to be the M key. But later, I may decide that I actually wanted it to be the F key (so I can pay my respects). Future computer will make this no problem, as u can "transition" from one key to the next. Even doing some back propagation if u so desire, so that all the M's u typed earlier get converted to the F's u now choose for today.
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Jun 15, 2019 19:53
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I HAVE GOUT posted:The any key will also be reprogrammable. For instance, right now I may want it to be the M key. But later, I may decide that I actually wanted it to be the F key (so I can pay my respects). Future computer will make this no problem, as u can "transition" from one key to the next. Even doing some back propagation if u so desire, so that all the M's u typed earlier get converted to the F's u now choose for today. In the future, I am going set the any key to press the any key. Then I will sit back in my chair and feel very agreeable about doing this.
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Jun 15, 2019 20:20
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why do the keys have to be on a board. why not a carpet, or a rail
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Jun 15, 2019 20:23
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akadajet posted:i think you should stop posting. that's what i think. 
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Jun 15, 2019 21:10
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check this box if your keyboard has an alt gr key
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Jun 16, 2019 04:19
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jimmyjams posted:why do the keys have to be on a board. why not a carpet, or a rail  you can get em on a joycon
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Jun 16, 2019 04:51
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compujter
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Jun 16, 2019 08:02
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i was thinking the same thing 
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Jun 16, 2019 10:25
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The Management posted:it’s impossible to say, op. what if tomorrow keyboard had 3 space bars! 
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Jun 16, 2019 10:32
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rear end posted:I can tell OP is really funny because he's doing baby's first joke thread with poo poo tier irony and has a meme avatar from 2013. you think the snoop dance is from 2013 lol
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Jun 16, 2019 10:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA
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Jun 16, 2019 11:44
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rear end posted:I can tell OP is really funny because he's doing baby's first joke thread with poo poo tier irony and has a meme avatar from 2013. joke's on you, the use of poo poo tier irony is itself a masterful deployment of twelfth-level meta-irony. look how owned you are. you pitiful fool, you shameful mouthbreathing imbecile.
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Jun 16, 2019 12:47
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obstipator posted:what if tomorrow keyboard had 3 space bars! they said it couldn’t be done. or shouldn’t. but one company dared to try...
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Jun 16, 2019 14:09
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all of them, op. all of the keys.
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Jun 16, 2019 17:27
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or perhaps none of them. WE SHALL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE
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Jun 16, 2019 17:34
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In the future, people will wish they only hadone key on their keyboard: Escape. Repost if you remember playing outside until the street lights came on as a kid. 1 like = 1 prayer.
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Jun 16, 2019 17:34
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most computers now dont have any keys
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Jun 16, 2019 18:04
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i stole a case of ibm netvista keyboards from work over a decade ago and they’ll last longer than i will. so the answer is the exact same amount, op.
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Jun 16, 2019 18:06
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The Management posted:they said it couldn’t be done. or shouldn’t. but one company dared to try... they said "we don't want this. we don't need this. please do not make this." but one brave company,
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Jun 16, 2019 19:14
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my bitter bi rival posted:In the future, people will wish they only hadone key on their keyboard: Escape. Repost if you remember playing outside until the street lights came on as a kid. 1 like = 1 prayer. 👍🏾
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Jun 16, 2019 20:32
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my bitter bi rival posted:In the future, people will wish they only hadone key on their keyboard: Escape. Repost if you remember playing outside until the street lights came on as a kid. 1 like = 1 prayer.
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Jun 16, 2019 22:29
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Scott Baio Nudes posted:most computers now dont have any keys been looking for the any keys lately and ur wright!!
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Jun 17, 2019 20:56
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a single 4096 bits key
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Jun 17, 2019 20:57
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It's time to go back to t8. less keys is more empowerment.
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Jun 17, 2019 21:49
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why is a piano keyboard so big when it only has 88 keys, but a computer keyboard is much smaller and has 104? makes you think.
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Jun 17, 2019 21:56
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prob 3 keys
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Jun 18, 2019 06:36
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more keys for computer is the future
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Jun 18, 2019 07:38
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The Management posted:it’s impossible to say, op. i have the version of this kb with the detached numpad. the right side of it just stopped working while it was under warranty and microsoft sent me a replacement which worked fine. then a month later they sent me another replacement and didnt believe me when i told them theyd sent me two. the second replacement has two f11 keys and no f10 key
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Jun 18, 2019 08:32
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the keyboards of tomorrow will not necessarily have more keys but rather sensors to detect head twerking movements i.e. swing head forward for space, backwards for backspace, left and right for backpage/forward page in microsoft Edge
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Jun 18, 2019 12:02
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Sagebrush posted:why is a piano keyboard so big when it only has 88 keys, but a computer keyboard is much smaller and has 104? makes you think. because computer keyboard is laid out on a 2 dimensional grid and piano keyboard is only one dimensional
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Jun 18, 2019 13:42
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your mission for today: find a key on your keyboard that you’ve never used. it might be F9, it might be SysRq, who knows. find that key and press it. press the poo poo out of it. discover what it does, explore the wonderful opportunities it brings. maybe you’ll learn something. maybe you’ll even grow a little bit in the process. me, I’m busting out my old Commodore 64 and hitting the Restore key. I don’t know what it does or how to use it but I’m excited.
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Jun 18, 2019 16:03
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The Management posted:your mission for today: find a key on your keyboard that you’ve never used. it might be F9, it might be SysRq, who knows. find that key and press it. press the poo poo out of it. discover what it does, explore the wonderful opportunities it brings. maybe you’ll learn something. maybe you’ll even grow a little bit in the process. any time you have access to someone’s work computer help them out by pressing scroll lock in excel
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Jun 20, 2019 13:34
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Vomik posted:any time you have access to someone’s work computer help them out by pressing scroll lock in excel the autocorrect dictionary in word is crushingly boring; it is your duty to liven up this feature in your colleagues' absence
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Jun 20, 2019 13:42
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