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Crypto Cobain: Jun 17, 2018; by Reene

The Everything Donut: Sweet Cream Cheese Glaze topped with Sesame Seeds, Poppy, Pepitas roasted with Garlic and Sea Salt.

Strawberry Old Fashioned: Old Fashioned caked doughnut, Strawberry Glaze, Strawberry Dust and Vanilla drizzle.

The "Classic" gives a new twist to the popular Bacon Maple Bar. We've added a sizzling strip of lean bacon from NYC's popular Murray's Cheese

Peanut Butter and Jelly: Blackberry glaze, filled with Peanut Butter Whip and a kiss of house made Blackberry Jam.

Bone Marrow Chocolate and Clementine: Stuffed with our Bone Marrow Chocolate Pastry Cream, topped with a bright Clementine Glaze.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 16:21

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:46

guestimate: Nov 10, 2011

Call me old fashioned but I really like old fashioned.🤷‍♀️

# ? Jun 15, 2019 16:26

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Dutchie or go gently caress yourself

# ? Jun 15, 2019 16:30

End of Shoelace: Apr 5, 2016

look at that loving animal digging its claws into the glaze

# ? Jun 15, 2019 16:35

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

if it's not boston cream you're hosed in the head

# ? Jun 15, 2019 16:38

Squack McQuack: Nov 20, 2013; by Modern Video Games

Hell Yeah posted:

if it's not boston cream you're hosed in the head

# ? Jun 15, 2019 16:47

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Shaman Linavi posted:

I tried goons, I really did.

I think someone posted these here, and when I saw them while going through the aisles at Wal-Mart I knew I had to try them.

These are even pretty nutritious:

Only 90% of my daily saturated fat and 43% of my sodium, not too bad.

That was as far as I made it. I type this with my hands permanently stained with the smell of greasy donut. The Hot Pepper Bacon Berry Jam, while having a pleasant aroma, was basically non-existent.
The burger was your average low quality frozen puck of "beef".
It looks like there was cheese on it but maybe it was only on the half I didn't eat.
And as you can see from my dinnerware, the donut had enough grease coming out of it with every squeeze to necessitate the use of a place mat and extra paper plate.

I do NOT recommend you try the Great Value Donut Cheeseburger.

But at least my fries were good.

Do you want to know why?

Picnic Princess posted:

That is the most incredible rear end in a top hat I've ever seen on a donut.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 16:49

Runaktla: Feb 21, 2007; by Hand Knit

Kings Hawaiian bakery has a glazed blueberry doughnut that is incredible.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:12

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Give me a simple french cruller over that garbage in the OP any day.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:19

Metaline: Aug 20, 2003

My local place is called Glory Hole Doughnuts and my fave is their London Fog. It�s so perfect.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:25

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

What mentally diseased idiot puts pumpkin seeds on a donut?

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:25

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

I like me just a regular old chocolate frosted doughnut. :shrug:

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:27

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

The lovely "blueberry" old fashioned one at the gas station that's artificial as gently caress and purple.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:28

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

I could eat like a million of these:

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:29

terminal chillness: Oct 16, 2008; This baby is off the charts

Old fashioned with chocolate glaze. I also like the cake donuts with orange frosting a lot.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:30

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Cinnamon-sugar cake donut, but Bavarian Cream is delicious if you find a place that does good custard.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:33

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Plain.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:33

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

CRONUT

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:40

Taima: Dec 31, 2006; tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I could eat like a million of these:

YES.

Crullers are the only good donuts, loving crullers, so good.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:45

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

guestimate posted:

Call me old fashioned but I really like old fashioned.🤷‍♀️

Hell yeah. A fresh old fashioned with a crunchy outside with a black coffee is peak doughnut.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:46

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

People poo poo on the fancy donuts from places like voodoo but the fact is the matter is their existence in a market forces others to step their game up and we all get better donuts as a result.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:48

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

I literally saw Voodoo Donuts on Food Paradise yesterday and now I really wanna go there one day.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:50

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

We have this shop locally that does that same kind of class of donut
https://glamdolldonuts.com/

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:52

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

cruller but not the dogshit shelf stable kind

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:52

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

Sprinkles. All the sprinkle donuts are mine!

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:53

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

I like raspberry and lemon filled. Also regular donuts.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 17:56

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Bagels

# ? Jun 15, 2019 18:01

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I like vanilla creme long johns

# ? Jun 15, 2019 18:03

Burnt Dick: May 3, 2018

Anyone in UK know where to get doughnuts? And I'm not talking about defrosted glazed poo poo you get in the supermarket. I know there are sometimes Crispy Creme stands but I don't feel like paying �5 for one

# ? Jun 15, 2019 18:27

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I could eat like a million of these:

That is my wife's favorite. I could dominate a room full of maple custards though.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 18:33

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

nice work going to some garbage instagram "donut bar" instead of just a normal donut shop run by a Vietnamese family that has legit Vietnamese tea and throws in a few extra donuts when you get a dozen u freaking herb OP!

get dunked oP!!

# ? Jun 15, 2019 18:35

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

I only buy my donuts at places where they give you a discount if you have enough insta clout

# ? Jun 15, 2019 18:37

central dogma: Feb 25, 2012; Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

Those are some bourgeoisie doughnuts, OP.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 18:40

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Chinatown posted:

nice work going to some garbage instagram "donut bar" instead of just a normal donut shop run by a Vietnamese family that has legit Vietnamese tea and throws in a few extra donuts when you get a dozen u freaking herb OP!

get dunked oP!!

There was a little mom and pop donut joint that we would walk past on the way to school when I was a kid. I would straight up murder somebody to have a half lemon / half cherry danish for a 25 cents from there now. OP doesn't know poo poo.

# ? Jun 15, 2019 18:42