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| Small Boi |
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8 | 5.26% |
| Medium Boi |
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35 | 23.03% |
| Large Boi |
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32 | 21.05% |
| Xtra Large Boy |
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17 | 11.18% |
| XXL Hefty Boi |
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7 | 4.61% |
| XXXL 'Don't Go There' Boi |
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2 | 1.32% |
| XXXXL Artersclerosis Boi |
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9 | 5.92% |
| Goku |
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42 | 27.63% |
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What's up fellow travelers of average size. How does it feel to be the average height of a US (Male) Citizen, and possibly soon to be taller as gravity makes all our fat kids that much smaller. Pretty sweet club right? Fit OK into most airline seats, are probably pleasantly plump, and have wives of equal stature. How's it hanging? Remember if any of those tall mongoloids lumber in here to gnaw on their shins.
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Jun 18, 2019 22:55
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I am 5'10 and a BEEFY BOY.
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Jun 18, 2019 23:00
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I'll smash all you puny manelet
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Jun 18, 2019 23:00
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Sid Vicious posted:I'll smash all you puny manelet You're Canadian, that deducts at least 4 inches (or the equivalent amount of communistmeters) from your height. Sorry pal you're one of us.
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Jun 18, 2019 23:04
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*Never mentions height and is befuddled by the insecurity of both tall and short people who obsess over their height.*
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Jun 18, 2019 23:10
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:*Never mentions height and is befuddled by the insecurity of both tall and short people who obsess over their height.* Welcome to the club, us American Standard boys are so comfortable with our height we made a club about it.
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Jun 18, 2019 23:11
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i don’t get the big deal. i don’t even see height, because i refuse to look away from my feet when anyone else is in the room.
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Jun 18, 2019 23:13
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herfty boi
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Jun 18, 2019 23:19
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I'm muscular, but thanks to my utterly average height I am not a stubby guy with blocky proportions and short muscle bellies or a tall dude with long muscle insertions and awkward torso length, neither of which will reach proportional aesthetic purity.
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Jun 18, 2019 23:21
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That’s actually really short. Is it like malnourished rural Kentuckians bringing down the averages or something?
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Jun 18, 2019 23:21
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Sup
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Jun 18, 2019 23:22
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gonna innovate a kind of porn where 6 ft guys are chastised for not being "that tall" this is my meal ticket to the sweet life [do not steal]
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Jun 18, 2019 23:27
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5'9" checking in
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Jun 18, 2019 23:48
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Uh you mean 170-175 centimeters, right?
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Jun 18, 2019 23:50
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Colonel Cancer posted:Uh you mean 170-175 centimeters, right? No COMMIES allowed.
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Jun 18, 2019 23:51
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cuddle size 
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Jun 18, 2019 23:52
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power bottom of spooning
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Jun 18, 2019 23:55
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*crouches down* Hey guys what're you talking about down there?
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Jun 18, 2019 23:56
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I got measured 5’8.5” and then 5’9.5” not even a month later. At this rate I will be lording my height around all of you good for nothing manlet scum. I expect to be around 10” sometime this fall FYI
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Jun 18, 2019 23:58
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Can you speak up, I can't hear your high pitched screeches up here.
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Jun 18, 2019 23:58
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Resting Lich Face posted:*crouches down* *Awkward silence from second hand embarrassment at weird comment*
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Jun 18, 2019 23:58
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Kuato posted:I expect to be around 10” sometime this fall FYI Are you planning on being decapitated or what?
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Jun 18, 2019 23:58
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Colonel Cancer posted:Can you speak up, I can't hear your high pitched screeches up here. *Awkward silence at misplaced aggression with no contextual reason for it.*
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Jun 18, 2019 23:59
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:*Awkward silence from second hand embarrassment at weird comment* Don't get short with me.
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Jun 18, 2019 23:59
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*Shuffling of papers, indistinct murmuring from elsewhere in library* Er yes, as I was saying.
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Jun 19, 2019 00:01
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Resting Lich Face posted:Don't get short with me. ha!
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Jun 19, 2019 00:02
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over by a miniscule amount 
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Jun 19, 2019 00:02
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Resting Lich Face posted:Are you planning on being decapitated or what? *Nodding Jeremiah Johnson*
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Jun 19, 2019 00:02
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I am 6'2"
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Jun 19, 2019 00:03
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I'm 5'7" so everyone 5'8" and above tries to make me eat poo poo.
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Jun 19, 2019 00:04
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im 5'2 and i weigh 450 lbs. i have to use a special toilet and a variety of specialized tools to wipe the mudslides of sludgy poo poo from my enormous dimpled rear end
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Jun 19, 2019 00:09
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I'm 5'11 but close enough. My problem though is that I'm at the size where a large might fit me but almost always doesn't, and an XL will fit me, but sometimes will absolutely DROWN me and there isn't really a L+ size or something, and it sucks??? WELL THATS MY FATBOY TALE, ADIOS YOU CHUBSTERS
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Jun 19, 2019 00:09
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mind the walrus posted:I'm 5'7" so everyone 5'8" and above tries to make me eat poo poo. we don't try to do it, you just seem to do it on your own
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Jun 19, 2019 00:09
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:im 5'2 and i weigh 450 lbs. i have to use a special toilet and a variety of specialized tools to wipe the mudslides of sludgy poo poo from my enormous dimpled rear end Typical Steelers fan from the sounds of it.  
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Jun 19, 2019 00:10
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:we don't try to do it, you just seem to do it on your own They're protein brownie bites and I make them for taste not aesthetic.
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Jun 19, 2019 00:10
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Big Beef City posted:I'm 5'11 but close enough. dude, I am 6'2" and fit into XL clothing
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Jun 19, 2019 00:12
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Kuato posted:Typical Steelers fan from the sounds of it. there are no nfl players in my av you enormous seattle dumbass
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Jun 19, 2019 00:13
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(psssst guys Tall people are trying to infiltrate us, just act natural and move towards our airline style seating)
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Jun 19, 2019 00:18
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:dude, I am 6'2" and fit into XL clothing That's nice. It's too big on me a lot and I'm smaller than you. That's the problem here Cloud Whisperer
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Jun 19, 2019 00:19
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RocktheCaulk posted:(psssst guys Tall people are trying to infiltrate us, just act natural and move towards our airline style seating) FEE FI FO FUM
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