Post ITT if you're 5' 8''-5'10'', "The American Standard"

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What size shirt you got hanging on you This poll is closed.
Small Boi	8	5.26%
Medium Boi	35	23.03%
Large Boi	32	21.05%
Xtra Large Boy	17	11.18%
XXL Hefty Boi	7	4.61%
XXXL 'Don't Go There' Boi	2	1.32%
XXXXL Artersclerosis Boi	9	5.92%
Goku	42	27.63%
Total:	152 votes

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Deadbeat Poetry: Mar 6, 2004; Sorry if my costume scared you

The White Dragon posted:

but what about people who are 6'9"

Theres only like 3 of them and they all suck at hide n seek

# ? Jun 22, 2019 01:56

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:46

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Makes me wonder if girls outside of North America insist on men being 180+cm on Tindr etc.

Yeah, when I was using tinder in Europe it was really common to see 185+ or 190+ from girls that were 155-160 cm.

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# ? Jun 22, 2019 02:35

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

binge crotching posted:

Yeah, when I was using tinder in Europe it was really common to see 185+ or 190+ from girls that were 155-160 cm.

This metric stuff surely violates the TOS itt.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 02:39

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Burt Sexual posted:

This metric stuff surely violates the TOS itt.

Yes I clearly did state in the OP we are going with the "American Standard".

# ? Jun 22, 2019 03:24

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

wouldn't the american standard be gun'ammo" tall

# ? Jun 22, 2019 03:27

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Whole bunch of Goliaths posting itt.

I got a slingshot and a rock with your name on it. Come a little closer.

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# ? Jun 22, 2019 10:14

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

5'9" is the best height because it's 69 inches

# ? Jun 22, 2019 12:48

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

This guy heights

# ? Jun 22, 2019 17:04

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

bradzilla posted:

5'9" is the best height because it's 69 inches

I'm 5'9, 420lbs

# ? Jun 22, 2019 17:05

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Simpsons Reference posted:

I'm 5'9, 420lbs

Nice.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 17:11

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Simpsons Reference posted:

I'm 5'9, 420lbs

# ? Jun 22, 2019 17:17

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

In Europe do you think they say the equivalent of nice when there children hit 69 centimeters ?

# ? Jun 22, 2019 17:18

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

i was getting my height measured for a medical and started taking my shoes off the nurse acted surprised and told me dudes almost never bother removing footwear. which was illuminating.

now i cant stop thinking about all the other average height dudes who wear cuban heels and genuinely believe they're over 6' tall.

:fake edit:
another average height dude thing; telling someone a couple inches taller your actual height and them starting to sweat profusely and assure you you're mistaken because that would make them also under 6'.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 18:03

LordArgh: Mar 17, 2009; Nap Ghost

you would think that, if you're undergoing a medical examination where measuring your height is a factor, taking off your shoes wouldn't be optional

# ? Jun 22, 2019 18:07

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

I wouldn't want to know if I caught hobbittism

# ? Jun 22, 2019 18:08

Yllania: Mar 8, 2013

I'm 5'3 but Im here anyway what you gonna do about it

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# ? Jun 22, 2019 18:59

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

69 cm?! очень хорошо.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 18:59

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Yllania posted:

I'm 5'3 but Im here anyway what you gonna do about it

Look down on you

# ? Jun 22, 2019 19:00

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Yllania posted:

I'm 5'3 but Im here anyway what you gonna do about it

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=197607

# ? Jun 22, 2019 19:06

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Burt Sexual posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=197607

These forums are out of control.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 19:15

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Sup, non-American but 5'10 dude checking into this technically sexist thread

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jun 22, 2019

# ? Jun 22, 2019 19:25

Tjadeth: Sep 16, 2012; Cat Army
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the true average adult american height is 5'6. probate all the sasquatches over 5'8 imho

# ? Jun 22, 2019 19:29

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

"adult" average doesn't give us the true picture, the multifaceted existence of American human. We need to include fetuses and dead folks and everyone in between to find true average.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 19:33

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

The average american is in crippling debt; a standard we can all agree on.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 19:34

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

6' down.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 19:36

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

feedmegin posted:

Sup, non-American but 5'10 dude checking into this technically sexist thread

Tell us more

# ? Jun 22, 2019 20:19

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Yllania posted:

I'm 5'3 but Im here anyway what you gonna do about it

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# ? Jun 22, 2019 21:27

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Just checking in lads everyone having a standard size day ??

# ? Jun 22, 2019 21:51

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

The other threads got nuked so I guess the only thing left in the world is average.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 22:30

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

6�1.5� Canadian goon here, looking down on you from Canada and as a taller goon, looking down in lots of ways, really

6�1.5�

Edit: I realize that some of you munchkins might laugh at my throwing that .5� in there, but I�m proud of it and you should all know that .5� makes a huge difference and means a lot

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# ? Jun 22, 2019 23:52

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Professor Shark posted:

6’1.5” Canadian goon here, looking down on you from Canada and as a taller goon, looking down in lots of ways, really

6’1.5”

Edit: I realize that some of you munchkins might laugh at my throwing that .5” in there, but I’m proud of it and you should all know that .5” makes a huge difference and means a lot

You're not from anywhere your thread got gassed you're just a transient with no home.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 23:58

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Professor Shark posted:

6�1.5� Canadian goon here, looking down on you from Canada and as a taller goon, looking down in lots of ways, really

6�1.5�

Edit: I realize that some of you munchkins might laugh at my throwing that .5� in there, but I�m proud of it and you should all know that .5� makes a huge difference and means a lot

Booger Baby eviscerated the types with this mindset earlier itt. It is we who both laugh at, and pity, you now. :smuggo:

# ? Jun 23, 2019 00:15

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

these casket prices are surprisingly reasonable

# ? Jun 23, 2019 00:29

Willfrey: Jul 20, 2007; Why don't the poors simply buy more money?; Fun Shoe

What happened to the tall guy thead? I don't want to squeeze my posts into this thread

# ? Jun 23, 2019 00:41

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Willfrey posted:

What happened to the tall guy thead? I don't want to squeeze my posts into this thread

One of the moderators is apparently short.

# ? Jun 23, 2019 00:52

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Buying apparel, which is very easy considering my normal size and dimensions.

# ? Jun 23, 2019 01:11

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Resting Lich Face posted:

The average american is in crippling debt; a standard we can all agree on.

Burt. Burt! She�s 6�. Im feeling oppressed!

# ? Jun 23, 2019 01:14

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

latinotwink1997 posted:

Burt. Burt! She�s 6�. Im feeling oppressed!

That�s bc ur ugly and a bad poster

# ? Jun 23, 2019 01:22

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Smythe posted:

Buying apparel, which is very easy considering my normal size and dimensions.

That's really wild really crazy stuff

# ? Jun 23, 2019 01:33

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:46

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Being average height items because you can buy any size tank top that works for whatever social groups acceptance you need. Need a XXXL Juggalo special? No problem. Need a XS for Pride? You're covered!

# ? Jun 23, 2019 01:45

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