Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I found out all my nails turned into screws somehow which is cool but I don't have a drill so theres a bunch of useless screws and a hammer only. I want to mount a big glowing face at the top of my house to ward off ghosts and burglars but it's fragile and stone so I'm not sure how to make it stick. One of my doors is missing a big nail and I need more glowing yellow paint for my hallway cause the last coat has lost its luster. Another tarp would be cool too because my last tarp got cat urine on it and I don't even have a cat. Also lightbulbs and batteries forever (LEDs are for suckfools)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i need some rope

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
Get me an M18 Impact Driver.

Red or dead baby.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Whatever it is they don't have it and you've got to go to the other hardware store to get it, regardless of what it is or which hardware store you choose to go to first

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Bring me back a day laborer who is ok with smoking weed and playing PlayStation.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


I've been thinking about getting a multi-tool but that's not really an impulse thing so I'm good thanks.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
I need a 1/2" galvanized 45* street elbow. I thought I had one in my stash, I guess not.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Please get me a ladder. Anywhere from 8-10 feet should work. I just don't have the time, and the Mrs. is out of town with the car that would fit one for the drive home. Also I'm not paying, so consider buying it for me a gift. TIA.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
can you grab me some headlight fluid? and a bucket of steam. thx sweetie ♥️

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I could use some 220. Or 221, whatever it takes.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I could use a 3/4" check valve. Not a drainback valve, not a foot valve; a check valve.

Don't worry about m/f, I got the hardware to adapt, just need a check valve. NOT a drainback valve.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
You sure you can handle the 221, chief?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
plse get me some cheap lovely husqvarna chain saw; im looking to kill myself felling a tree

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.
Get me a stud finder if you know what I mean.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I need a 3/4" butplugg

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Bonzo posted:

I need a 3/4" butplugg

with two g's - its really gunna gunk up my b-hole

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



a ball peen hammer and some dubya d forty

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Terro outdoor ant bait (the green plastic stakes)
pry bar
weed killer
16x20x1 furnace filters
wire brush
breaker bar
coil brush
screen door wheel

Thanks, OP. I've had that list on my phone for a month.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Seafoam.

I need more Seafoam fuel treatment.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
A sense of belonging?
A vague feeling that everything made sense... the kind I felt in 1994 when I went drinking with my friends in Southport for Barry's birthday.
Barry?
He died two years after that drinking session. Cancer. 22 years old. No age, really. Though a lifetime is a lifetime... I guess.

Also some tungsten screws and a ball peen hammer. Cheers mate.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



A brunette. AH HA HA HA HA

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Need some metal cutting blades for my sawzall, thanks op

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm a simple Millennial. I was born saying "Flintstone's Chewable Morphine" and I'll die saying "Flinstone's Chewable Morphine."

mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jun 23, 2019

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
one of my favorite things is taking my 2 year old to the hardware store

i even invent reasons to go to the hardware store, like "i need to make key" (i don't use any keys in my daily life)

you all should take a toddler to the hardware store sometime, it is like free disney world

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Garden Weasel
8'x10' tarp
4 bungee cords
shovel
bucket of ammonia
box of shop rags
one of those cool lanterns that take the big square batteries

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

keep an eye out for a metric tap and die set? I have a bike wheel i’m attaching flowers to. I want it to spin so i can’t weld it so i figure ill make a screw in a block of metal and set it in the ground so the wheel can spin while beautiful flowers dance n poo poo around it

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
I could use a good workbench if you can deliver it to me

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008
Great! I've got a bit of a list, so you might need one of those big carts.
I need:
allen wrenches
gerbil feeders
toilet seats
electric heaters
Trash compactors
juice extractor
shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies
copper wires
safety goggles
radial tires
BB pellets
rubber mallets
fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers
paper cutters
waffle irons
window shutters
Paint removers
window louvers
masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets
folding tables
weather stripping
jumper cables
Hooks and tackle
grout and spackle
power foggers
spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation
high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing
water proofing
multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors
brass connectors
wrecking chisels
smoke detectors
Tire gauges
hamster cages
thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers
automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets
angle brackets
Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels
circuit brakers
vacuum cleaners
coffee makers
Calculators
generators
matching salt and pepper shakers

'Preciate it!

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
I’ll take as many nuts as you can carry

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Morglon posted:

Get me a stud finder if you know what I mean.

beepbeep



haaaah.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Actually some pressure-treated 2x6x16s would be great, thanks

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



could you get me a male to male extension cord? thanks

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
A Carol Channing platinum buttplug interchangeable with Raytheon fuel injection nozzles.

Descend to slumber
May 12, 2001



Can you get me some potting soil and a couple of those packs of everbearing strawberries from the garden department, please?

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
Can you get me a 5 pack of drill bits, I keep threading mine out

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
if you go to the one with the chili dog stand out front, call me when your leaving

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008

redm posted:

Can you get me a 5 pack of drill bits, I keep threading mine out

Don't lean on the drill so hard. Ease up and let it do the work.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


airplane glue and some brass screws

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Get me one of those free cups of instant coffee but use like 10 of the sachets and a Stanley knife

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply