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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:pick me up the tools necessary to build a bigger hardware store The final days of an Ace going out of business are often harder on the customer.
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I need fence boards. My dog keeps ripping them up so he can forever sleep the neighbor dog.
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Jul 8, 2019 05:55
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Edgar posted:I need fence boards. My dog keeps ripping them up so he can forever sleep the neighbor dog. You and your neighbor need to go in together on this because it's never gonna end.
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Jul 8, 2019 05:58
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Yeah I need a ball peen, box of malboros, and a box of condoms for guys with big dicks. It’s cool if they don’t have the ball peen hammer. 
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Jul 8, 2019 08:07
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50 feet of shoreline and some elbow grease thanks champ
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Jul 8, 2019 12:00
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:50 feet of shoreline and some elbow grease This isn't a thing. What, next you are gonna ask for some midnight oil?
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Jul 8, 2019 12:03
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Vato posted:This isn't a thing. What, next you are gonna ask for some midnight oil? Some candles that you light on both ends
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Jul 8, 2019 13:19
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I need a 2" sounding cock.
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Jul 8, 2019 13:35
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You've already got one 
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Jul 8, 2019 14:58
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There's a typo in your av text. e: Wait, two.
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Jul 8, 2019 14:59
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I need a bunch of bootstraps, I hear they're the key to printing my own money.
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Jul 8, 2019 15:09
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Jerry Cotton posted:There's a typo in your av text. It wouldn't accept umlauts. 
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Jul 8, 2019 15:18
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a drilldo. I got a fiver but I'm afraid this job requires more capable hardware
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Jul 8, 2019 16:13
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Gonna need some pliers and a set of 30 weight ball bearings.
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Jul 8, 2019 16:37
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Seriouspost: I used to tell new guys at work that if they don't know what a part looks like, instead of bothering colleagues and asking them, loving Bing(TM) Image Search it. Nowadays I add the caveat "except sounding cock", and then they immediately go and BIS sounding cock.
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Jul 8, 2019 16:49
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Can you pick me up some uhh summer air for my tires (yea I been procrastinatin), some left-handed screws for my bookshelf and lets see, a lawn bag of their free popcorn
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Jul 8, 2019 16:52
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Shovel, rope, bag of lime....and ....uhhh.......some lawn darts.
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Jul 8, 2019 17:17
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My GF needs a couple long screws, she keeps bugging me, but I am watching anime and refuse to go to the store.
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Jul 8, 2019 17:22
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they should remove all the different screw types. its just confusing. any screw works as long its the correct size
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Jul 9, 2019 03:36
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One of those Yeti coolers that costs a billion dollars
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Jul 9, 2019 05:15
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I need: A left handed screwdriver A long stand Some elbow grease A tin of tartan paint Thx E: drat it! Beaten on elbow grease?!
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Jul 9, 2019 08:43
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Igotadigbick posted:I need: Sadly, marketers searching for cute names for their products have actually made products matching all these jokes. Tartan brand paint, elbow grease brand cleaner, etc.
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Jul 9, 2019 08:49
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Capitalism strikes again!
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Jul 9, 2019 08:54
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I'm looking for a tap & die, and some WD-40
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Jul 9, 2019 08:57
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von Braun posted:they should remove all the different screw types. its just confusing. any screw works as long its the correct size (In extremely German voice).they should all be replaced with the superior Torx screw
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Jul 9, 2019 09:07
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I need 49 nuts and bolts, they come in boxes of 50 but I only need 49.
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Jul 10, 2019 08:18
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Some simple Green and a box of apex seals. Oh and as much cheap mdf as you can carry. I need to fill my garage with unnecessary mdf dust for the next two decades.
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Jul 10, 2019 08:25
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1200 iron ingots and 1200 leather straps. I'll be making useless iron daggers all week in the hope that I'll learn forging wicked cool ebony platemail in the process. Can you make another trip next week? I reckon I'll need some ebony then.
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Jul 10, 2019 09:11
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Yeah I have a list of a few things you could grab for me. just let me know how many silver pieces I owe you when you get back, thanks. a Backpack • a bag of 1,000 Ball bearings • 10 feet of string • a bell • 5 candles • a crowbar • a hammer • 10 pitons • a hooded lantern • 2 flasks of oil • 5 days rations • a tinderbox • a waterskin • 50 feet of hempen rope
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Jul 10, 2019 09:33
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kecske posted:four candles Just letting you know that I got and appreciated this. OP, I need a long weight. Please can you ask the assistant for one. Ta.
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Jul 10, 2019 09:48
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If you can look for GOOD, small fridge magnets that would be great I cannto find GOOD, small fridge magnets worth a drat anywhere Walmart, Dollar Store, Canadian Tire, wherever: always poo poo magnets I bought a few packs of good ones at a random hardware store before and they rocked, but I've used them all now for Fridge Flair If anyone can give me advice on where to find GOOD, small fridge magnets worth a drat I'd super appreciate it!!!
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Jul 10, 2019 10:29
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Professor Shark posted:If you can look for GOOD, small fridge magnets that would be great You need the fancy Neodymium ones, not the old black ferrite ones! I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK, EARL!
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Jul 10, 2019 10:33
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Professor Shark posted:If you can look for GOOD, small fridge magnets that would be great AliExpress has them for like $.05 a pop for rare earth ones dude just go get these by like the hundo pack they got all kinds of shapes and poo poo. e: If you need pre-decorated fridge magnets, they also have you covered there with THIS classic: 
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Jul 10, 2019 13:24
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Thanks for all these magnet suggestions guys I don't know my science terms or whatever
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Jul 10, 2019 13:57
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I need propane and propane accessories
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Jul 10, 2019 15:01
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Camo Guitar posted:Some simple Green and a box of apex seals. Oh and as much cheap mdf as you can carry. I need to fill my garage with unnecessary mdf dust for the next two decades. They were out of simple green. I got your apex seals, but they failed on the drive home. Couldn't grab the mdf, didn't want to gently caress up my roof.
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Jul 11, 2019 00:08
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Traxis posted:I'm looking for a tap & die, and some WD-40 ... But like, what are you trying to do?
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Jul 11, 2019 02:05
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Razorwired posted:... But like, what are you trying to do? All right, a hammer! Do you know what a hammer is?!
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Jul 11, 2019 02:49
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One time a dude at home Depot had no idea what "threaded rod" was and I was disgusted
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Yes can you bring me back a long weight please OP - if you're not sure what that is just as one of the people who work there, they'll get you one.
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