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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/787859/2100-humans-tech-obsessed-hunchbacks-double-eyelids

Some guys posted this dumb rear end poo poo and i think its funny





Bloody Hedgehog posted:

TFW you got the coffee shits real bad.


Go wild goons.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

quote:

But Jason O'Brien, head of TollFreeForwarding.com, which produced the model, described any physical changes to the body as part of the "trade-off" that comes with the many benefits of technology.

lmao

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Learning to use Poser ftw.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
oh yea the second eyelid we already got rid of is going to grow back so we can facetime each other in the dark sure thing buddy :wooper:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
That website is blocked by my add ons to my browsers

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's always fun when dimwitted eugenics enthusiasts pretend to know about much of anything. i guarantee that dude owns phrenology calipers.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression


It's a city of teens, and I'm a big player.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
wheres the pink spike mohawks and cyber-visors???

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im the graphics person who decided to accentuate the bra-less perky nipples.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Teenagers are hosed up already tho lol

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


Lamarckian evolution is silly

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
teens of the future will have marsupial like pouches to hide their juul from their teachers

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I don't see the horns which was mentioned from the other scary millennials and technology article.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Post a Photoshop in the op, op.

That's how it's done.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Will the model include the new bone spurs that are growing in kids' skulls these days?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it's always fun when dimwitted eugenics enthusiasts pretend to know about much of anything. i guarantee that dude owns phrenology calipers.

Hey not every phrenology enthusiast supports eugenics!

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

Lamarckian evolution is silly

I understand that RNA has been found to be used in memory storage and to transfer traits to offspring. At least in snails and mice respectively.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
drat I don't think ive ever seen someone get probed for no PS

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

the high flying fantasy circa mid 1990's




the reality




lol!

Telebite fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Jun 26, 2019

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It's about time humans got that second eyelid back. I'd trade appendixes for that.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018


for anyone who is unaware, this is supposed to be what humans might look like if they had evolved to be able to survive a car accident

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Then there's this old article:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk/6057734.stm



So basically humans that work in factories and wal mart will evolve into orcs or morlock or something, and rich people will look like freaky elf fashion models. Except aren't we basically already there? :confused:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


weg posted:



It's a city of teens, and I'm a big player.


drat son

Alan Smithee posted:

drat I don't think ive ever seen someone get probed for no PS
I hadn't had coffee yet.

Stuck!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jun 26, 2019

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I wish the girl in the op had a tinder profile.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
When humans evolve to outpace facial recognition scanners

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Remix:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
The adult of the future:

*A picture of a creature that adds 'Experts say' and 'Scientists found' before literally everything it says, which allows it to breed much more often with complete idiots*

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Here I rendered this female "teen" and made sure the nipples were obvious, just for realism

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe

Telebite posted:

the high flying fantasy circa mid 1990's




I've seen this many times, but this is the first time I've noticed "Laser Pointer - for hassling people in dark places".

Some days, being a dick in a movie theater is as cyberpunk as you're going to be and that's ok!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Android Apocalypse posted:

Will the model include the new bone spurs that are growing in kids' skulls these days?

Edgar posted:

I don't see the horns which was mentioned from the other scary millennials and technology article.

That was such a dumb loving article, like okay yeah everyone is looking at their phone 125% of their waking life these days but when's the last time you saw someone holding a handset up to their ear, to talk on the phone like some kind of absolute goober?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

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