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 JUDGEMENT ALLOWEDAre you the kind of person who drives the speed limit regardless of how arbitrary it seems? Are you a “5 Under” kind of person? Do you stop at yellow lights? When you’re tooting along down a single lane route and you see a wide open road in front of you, and a line of cars a quarter mile long behind you, what are your thoughts??? Are you more concerned with safety or is it an anxiety thing? Genuinely curious about you all. I am a bit more of an assertive, speedy driver. I just kind of want to get into the mindset of other kinds of drivers. Judgement free zone. Jesustheastronaut! posted:I got probed for admitting this in the past... But I drive slow and don't like dealing with people merging, either. So I drive slow in the left lane a lot. Tbh most of my time driving is either listening to an audiobook or just deep in thought, so I never really pay a lot of attention to people passing me on the right or giving me mean looks. Driving is a place where I can catch a little "me" time. Like being on the toilet, but surrounded by people. Am I proud of it? No. But my blood pressure stays low, I've never been in or caused an accident, and I always get where I'm going.   Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jul 17, 2019 |
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Coasterphreak posted:I feel absolutely no need to floor it to the next stoplight, the only thing it does is waste gas Nothing wastes more gas than stopping at a red light.
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Jul 1, 2019 01:04
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Grem posted:Broke up with a girl cause she turned a two hour trip down to Virginia Beach into a 6 hour trip because she refused to drive over the speed limit and exclusively stayed in the right lane. Was your right foot broken or something?
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Jul 1, 2019 01:56
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:I got probed for admitting this in the past... But I drive slow and don't like dealing with people merging, either. So I drive slow in the left lane a lot. Tbh most of my time driving is either listening to an audiobook or just deep in thought, so I never really pay a lot of attention to people passing me on the right or giving me mean looks. Driving is a place where I can catch a little "me" time. Like being on the toilet, but surrounded by people. Am I proud of it? No. But my blood pressure stays low, I've never been in or caused an accident, and I always get where I'm going. gently caress you, you retarded pussy.
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Jul 1, 2019 02:04
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Super Waffle posted:I'm seeing a whole lot of judgement in this, the slow driver safe space thread Mister I-Listen-to-Audio-Books-While-Deliberately-Blocking-the-Left-Lane ruined it for everyone in less than one page. Mods please rename this thread to “SLOW DRIVER DESTRUCTION DERBY: Eating Dust On My Way to Eat rear end”
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Jul 1, 2019 02:54
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Telebite posted:Blaorg! People drive too fast in the left lane. So I regularly drive *exactly* the speed limit in the left lane, to make sure all the traffic in the left lane doesn't speed. Just doing my part to save lives! I had a custom bumper sticker made that says "THE REGULATOR"! Blaorg! Thankfully my state has a “Slow Poke Law” that makes it illegal to be driving in the passing lane without the intention of passing another car. I mean, I’ve never actually been stuck behind a slow driver and had the police swoop in, pull them over, and watch them executed in my rearview. But it’s nice to know that law is there I guess?
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Jul 1, 2019 03:30
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Laslow posted:If I’m driving the speed limit it’s because I have a lot of drugs in the car. poo poo if I’ve got some weed or shrooms on me I make sure to go 5 over to avoid looking suspicious.
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Jul 1, 2019 20:02
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I think I realized why I hate getting stuck behind slow drivers so much. It’s like when I’m stuck behind a slow driver it almost feels like I’m not even driving the car. I’m just watching a really lovely movie of someone’s trunk. I get bored. I start to fidget... I start to brood... When I have road in front on me I can be 100% focused on driving.
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Jul 17, 2019 18:24
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Burt Sexual posted:And you’re being a sub as they control your speed. It’s true 
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Jul 17, 2019 19:21
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Rad-daddio posted:I overheard a woman bragging about going the exact speed limit to act as a traffic speed controller. I’m going to reread this when I get home and it’s going to feel so loving good to blow my brains out.
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