SLOW DRIVERS talk about yourselves here without judgement

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > SLOW DRIVERS talk about yourselves here without judgement

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

I come to a full and complete stop at every stop sign.

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Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Snow Cone Capone posted:

"Make sure there's someone ahead of you going faster" worked for me for a good 15 years, and then last year I got nailed doing 80 in a 65 with a guy doing at least 85-90 in front of me

Fair play to the cop though - I didn't realize until he asked for my license that I had forgotten my wallet at home, and he could have made my life loving miserable off of that alone. He also ended up giving me a 74 in a 65 because it's a lesser ticket than 75+ in a 65 and I was "driving fast but not driving stupid"

e: also I'm brown as hell so I was mostly just thankful I didn't get shot for getting pulled over in a car I couldn't immediately prove was mine

drat dude you are lucky that the cop didn't murder you, wow

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