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At the start of your act, unzip your fly and pull out your erect penis. Remove your hand and let your penis slowly stiffen. Talk it as if it was a puppet, making a pun about "stand up comedy". By now most of your audience will have recovered from shock enough to be howling with outrage, and some of the male, errr, members will be heading for the stage to beat you up. Quickly pull the latex penis hand puppet off the hand you've had shoved in your pants pocket the whole time, and wave it at the audience. Open your fly wide to show that your real penis has been safely ensconced in your underwear the whole time. The audience will be so relieved they'll poo poo themselves with laughter, and you will quickly become a comedy legend. Act preparation: 1. Buy a custom made latex penis hand puppet. 2. Cut a whole in one of your pants side pockets. 3. Put puppet on dick. 4. Put on the pants. tldr: Show your dick, then reveal it's a fake. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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