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True love is when you both have the norovirus, need to poo poo 100% of the time but have only one bathroom, and not get into a fight about poo poo time. I have known true love 
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No. I've been in serious relationships and been engaged, I've been loved, but I don't think I was ever in love. I have created an impenetrable wall around my heart so I think the only woman I could fall in love with would have to be a powerful warrior or mage or maybe high level computer hacker (the wall might be electronic)
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Jul 4, 2019 18:45
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I'm in laugh
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Jul 4, 2019 18:48
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Waffle House are you depressed?
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Jul 4, 2019 18:53
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Not since my mid 30s. Love is bullshit lol.
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Jul 4, 2019 18:54
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Going on 14 years now, would recommend.
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KakerMix posted:Going on 14 years now, would recommend. How wonderful  I hope you appreciate how fortunate you are, sounds like you do.
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ah yes, love. That feeling you get when your pants get tight and its really uncomfortable to walk and people look at you weird and kinda giggle when they see you. Because they can tell you're in love.
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Jul 5, 2019 00:31
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Well it's a type of love 
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dudeness posted:Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart. A total eclipse of the heart
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FactsAreUseless posted:I don't have or want children but almost everyone I've ever met had a terrible (biological) father who was incapable of love, so it's good to see dads who give a poo poo about their kids. That was post meant a lot more than you think.
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Jul 5, 2019 01:06
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Oh whoops I thought the title was "Have you ever been in Iowa?"
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Jul 5, 2019 01:20
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Fell in love in Santo Domingo.
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:Fell in love in Santo Domingo. wooden leg and all
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well op i could either frankly inform you of the ups and downs of my dating life, or i could make a crude joke. this setup seems unfair. and i love that about you. op, please be my bride.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:well op i could either frankly inform you of the ups and downs of my dating life, or i could make a crude joke. this setup seems unfair. make the crude joke
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Jul 5, 2019 01:59
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how dare you interrupt my proposal
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:how dare you interrupt my proposal if the op doesn't laugh at you joke you shouldn't marry them anyhow
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Sid Vicious posted:I'm in love with my wife and I love my kids more than life itself but not in a romantic way, but gosh just seeing my son's first smile of the morning when I get woken up by him just makes me melt Children are the best. One of my favorite things about being a parent is feeling non-romantic love that's so strong, it was hard to imagine before I had felt it. Just seeing those little faces can be enough to lift my mood.
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Jul 5, 2019 02:04
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green chicken feet posted:Children are the best. One of my favorite things about being a parent is feeling non-romantic love that's so strong, it was hard to imagine before I had felt it. Just seeing those little faces can be enough to lift my mood. loving nerds who love your kids.
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green chicken feet posted:Children are the best. One of my favorite things about being a parent is feeling non-romantic love that's so strong, it was hard to imagine before I had felt it. Just seeing those little faces can be enough to lift my mood. 
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:A total eclipse of the heart Truly, the soundtrack to my second marriage. green chicken feet posted:Children are the best. One of my favorite things about being a parent is feeling non-romantic love that's so strong, it was hard to imagine before I had felt it. Just seeing those little faces can be enough to lift my mood. This is unironically true, and it's a feeling that's turned up to eleven when you win full custody. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Jul 5, 2019 |
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Jul 5, 2019 02:08
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I like the singers unkempt beard and track suit
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i just had my heart broken pretty good. probably the 3rd time where it hurts enough to note. biochemical withdrawal sucks
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marijuanamancer posted:i just had my heart broken pretty good. probably the 3rd time where it hurts enough to note. biochemical withdrawal sucks You're good. After the third time you develop the ability to convincingly mimic the illusion of love, as well as growing nearly impenetrable emotional callouses that negate incoming damage. Biologists refer to this as Bitch Armor.
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finally, i've been waiting for these skills
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Frankenstyle posted:You're good. After the third time you develop the ability to convincingly mimic the illusion of love, as well as growing nearly impenetrable emotional callouses that negate incoming damage. Biologists refer to this as Bitch Armor. dude, I love your necronomicon av
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:dude, I love your necronomicon av this is merely the illusion of love
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klapman posted:this is merely the illusion of love looks real to me
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my roommate just went through a break up and has been playing Paramore on repeat for the past three days so I think love is a choice most can do without.
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OMFG FURRY posted:my roommate just went through a break up and has been playing Paramore on repeat for the past three days so I think love is a choice most can do without. Your roommate has lovely taste in breakup music lmao what is he loving 15
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OMFG FURRY posted:my roommate just went through a break up and has been playing Paramore on repeat for the past three days so I think love is a choice most can do without. you should prolly punch him in the nose
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you should prolly punch him in the nose
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OMFG FURRY posted:my roommate just went through a break up and has been playing Paramore on repeat for the past three days so I think love is a choice most can do without. i haven't looked, but there must be a webpage that loops the hook from Vengabus. help them move on.
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Jul 5, 2019 03:00
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Feel good thread, sort of. Goons show their hearts in between topics of sadistic schadenfreunde.
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FYI I have a soulmate, we are supportive and attached at the hip, and do everything together. I don’t want kids which means we likely won’t be together. But soulmate is still great.
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green chicken feet posted:Children are the best. One of my favorite things about being a parent is feeling non-romantic love that's so strong, it was hard to imagine before I had felt it. Just seeing those little faces can be enough to lift my mood. Goddamn. I really miss working with kids a lot of the time. I dunno about having my own but they're a blast.
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Sometimes, part of love is losing it.
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OMFG FURRY posted:my roommate just went through a break up and has been playing Paramore on repeat for the past three days so I think love is a choice most can do without. Sweet Jesus. Get them some Joy Division stat, you monster. klapman posted:this is merely the illusion of love Jealous.
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